Despite the constant negative press WAFFLES

BIG SUBSTORM NOW! Naked-eye aurora is being reported from many central U.S. locations.

Despite the constant negative press WAFFLES

Posting "WAFFLES" till the social media fixes itself

God, AI really does just look like shit hey?

WAFFLES

I'm very much against buying single use kitchen appliances to clutter up my home but fuck if my moccamaster and little rice cooker aren't two of my favourite things. Taking two tasks I could do before that required a degree of finessing, but making them consistently great, and effortless, is so good

More based Brennan Lee Mulligan b/c I can

Love that the lack of safety for trans people on here is a fucking punchline to Jay

ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants

Listening to the latest @trashfuture.bsky.social to catch up on Your Party stuff and while I'm not shocked, it is still disappointing to see so much energy wasted on that "project" that ultimately just looks like it's going to fracture support that could have coalesced around the greens

is this good?

If the IRS don't respond to your message in 15 minutes you legally don't have to pay tax

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Walt Disney was actually a great guy, because Song of the South was more woke than Birth of a Nation is a *hell* of a thing to read

If the government shuts down for 15mins you're legally allowed to leave

An interesting point here is that Brazilian soy has higher protein and oil content than US soy on average, with those being the two key things people are generally looking for when importing bulk soy.

I love to steal my Gratics Cards from target

Might try a bit of a cut after this weekend's fun, fundraising, gym comp is done and dusted, I've been so hungry the last 6 weeks keeping up from the energy demands of doing this current program so hoping I can step down the calorie intake a bit and she'd some of the padding I've built up

Oh wow, EA already announced their hard pivot to AI? Really going for burning the ruins down in record pace

Eating the soy surplus to own the libs potentially being a new direction for right wing grifter is kinda funny. Time to admit that the phytoestrogens aren't actually force femming the kids?

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

I feel like anyone excited by the concept of Qiddiya City should be thrown into the sea

It’s official: AIPAC is trying to buy my election to keep me out of Congress. Apparently, I’m a “dangerous detractor”... by believing Palestinians (like myself and my family) deserve basic human rights. But we’re not going to let AIPAC win.

Lol ok

Clicking through to something, only to find its a video is so disappointing. I'm not just blasting a video out of my phone in public and I'm not fishing out headphones just to waste my time with whatever pre-roll adverts and filler you've slapped onto a brief article to make it into a video

I think the most interesting part of the first simpsons movie is how the attempts at screenwriting for it started in 2001, around the same time as Season 12 and 13, so the shoulder of when the golden age ended and when the average episode ratings started tumbling

Because I'm apparently in a Locked Tomb kind of mood this morning, anyone have any favourite quotes? "𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘵." "𝘠𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯, 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘵"

I realised that I delayed this cosplay so much that I ended up skipping past my bit of doing this as a face reveal post. Would have been kinda funny but oh well

Free speech advocates at this weekend's "Protect Our Women" rally in Hull...

*Trans person talking about how they're currently working out plans to leave the US, just like a number of their other trans friends already have* Random person in comments: "wow check your privilege, some people actually can't leave so you suck" 😑

I'm not gonna share the AI "Walmart was cool in 2002" video, so instead as a person who worked at several Walmarts between 1998-2011 I'm gonna share stories of what it was actually like back then. A man with a 32 oz Budweiser in his pocket tried to tickle me several times & we had to call the cops.

I will take any excuse to pull up my favorite Phil Vischer tweet:

Bluesky doesn't comply in advance with authoritarians pushing restrictive unnecessary ID laws. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

I needed this so much

I need this with yakety sax overlaid

Bluesky has appropriate safeguards to protect minority groups using the platform from malicious groups attempting to join to harass them. ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Bluesky has an incredible T&S team ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

"Albanese joins PMs against populist right" And then goes on to detail Starmer's parroting populist right wing talking points. "progressive politics has let people down": proceeds to talk about mandatory ID cards, boogeyman migrants, "reclaiming nationalism", and sidelining redistribution efforts

What's your sign

My lovely wife grabbed a decent candid photo of me at breakfast this morning in my semi-cosplay (l had my emo Vi jacket on over normal clothing lol)

FIA, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing to Robert Shwartzman in response to this

New gay little book day? Oh yes

Finding a way to make US healthcare even more wildly overpriced

Executive order to classify memes as hate speech that perpetuates extreme leftist political violence. Anyone posting memes will be branded a terrorist and enemy of the state

Wait, the man who sincerely believes that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums also still doesn't understand the concept of tarrifs and how they work? ShockedPikachu.jpg

Did Ikea not let him have extra meatballs or something?