Something that's getting lost in this story is that the "instructor" in question is not a professor with a PhD; she is a Graduate Teaching Assistant, meaning the University of Oklahoma has thrown one of ITS OWN STUDENTS under the bus to appease a right wing grifter who tried to dunk on a trans woman

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

"Im just a queer who cares" is a quote Im trying to live by

it's unironically this bit except the teacher got fired for giving Calvin a zero

This saga is incredible because the student didn't actually cite the Bible, didn't respond any of hte questions, and admitted she hadn't read the article before writing about it

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

At this point I can only assume he ate a baby on camera

Stop treating these assholes like they are acting in good faith

Merychippus to all who celebrate!

This is displayed most strongly in the showcase of the Potterville timeline, which "coincidentally" was cut from the Amazon Prime version of the movie this year

The Everything Is A Scam bubble *will* burst eventually and I am so looking forward to watching these guys wash up penniless and dazed

Tax the fucking billionaires into nonexistence and feed the hungry children

クリスマスの奇跡🎄✨(コロン成功) #うさぎ #Blueskyうさぎ部 #成功？

Now more than ever.

Jesus explicitly *says as much himself* And then basically says the people who do are headed straight to Hell, it’s not especially ambiguous

If people who merely turn the poor and needy away are headed straight to Hell, what do you think is waiting for the people who actively torment them and then make content out of it?

Another satisfied Tom the Dancing Bug reader

Someone who talks as much shit as Nicki ensuring all the really mean gay guys abandon her is the stan equivalent of Stalin sending all the Jewish doctors to Siberia

grown ass man playing with plushies

they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE

the bat was quickly confined to the mudroom. protective gear was donned and a back door was opened to encourage egress. from there, progress slowed as the bat proved adept at hiding under things. at length it was rousted from beneath the dryer, capped with a flowerpot and removed from the premises.

Bad news - you should probably get rabies shots. If you still have the bat, you can get it tested. Bat bites are often not noticed and may happen while you were asleep. Rabies is very preventable… until it’s not. And then becomes super fatal.

"You know how long it takes a working man to save $5000?"

you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse

you couldn't make "a christmas carol" today

make miserly rich people villains again

what if we monetized the ghosts. ghosts as a service

Last year we can post this 🥺

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Betty Reid Soskin died this week. She was 104. To the world, she was the National Park Service's oldest active ranger when she retired at age 100. To me, she is Aunt Betty open.substack.com/pub/shinebri...

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

oh boy oh boy I can't wait to hear those helicopdeers

And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but merely took a measured, near-lethal dose of tetrodotoxin; a neurotoxin found in the pufferfish, that can emulate the appearance of death. Which is why his body disappeared right before the second murder! He was never the first victim, but the killer himself!

The President you voted for watched the murder of his 13-year-old rape victim’s newborn and you still want to debate where trans people can go to the bathroom. I'm about to piss on your coat.

A letter arriving from my insurance company on Christmas Eve to tell me that they are not going to cover a drug that I want to take is very on the nose

Being a leftist means being right when it gets you yelled at, fired, or shot rather than when the forces of physics finally force everyone to admit the truth

Let's be honest, if that professors wasn't trans the university would have had her back on this. This isn't something that the average professor has to worry about, it's very explicitly part of a systemic attempt to eradicate trans people by making it impossible to be trans and employed.

i'm sorry but "Britbox" is a terrible name for a streaming service. "oy! i think they've got the new series on QueensCooch. it's streaming on Netminge"

My new subscription to @theonion.com just arrived and includes a pullout section of wrapping paper