Are video games art? Of course not. What do they think they are, Podcasts?

I don't have the attention span to play most narrative focused games without constant mechanical stimulation but I have the decency to know this is a personal failure and not a problem with the medium

Squirtle’s original final evolution in the Gen 1 Pokemon Beta more closely resembled Wartortle and Blastoise evolved from a different Pokemon unrelated to Squirtle who did not make the final cut.

I reread this until it fell apart as a kid

They should do MyChart Wrapped

get a load of these heavy hangers

anyone else listening to manga as audiobooks people complain about how long one piece is but it really flies by at 2.5x

new sona is ready :) 🌈☁️ new icon coming soon #artbyjett

In silksong the yurinology of Laces gentle "come on" when she gets you with a counterattack goes CRAZY

I had to share this here I'm dying it's so funny. They have a bunch of them x.com/GundamAlt/st...

I'm so far from locked in I'm shivering in my skivvies outside waiting for a locksmith to come save me

he got so horny he got scared

It was kinda a mid century wasn't it

I'm so far from locked in I'm shivering in my skivvies outside waiting for a locksmith to come save me

they say trans masc grinch's clitoris grew 3 sizes that day

Ok but in like 2036 is going to be really funny to say the equivalent of "my computer's so old I have an enron graphics card"

Hey y'all, I'm trying to survive the last few months of development on 500 Cal, so I'm looking for work. I can do character models, UI, logos, character design, cover art, music videos, consulting, whatever the hell you need. Dm me or email at [email protected]

I really need y'all to like and repost ratlimits posts because it is a huge shame her posts aren't big enough to get to the joke missers on the discover tab

it is breathing

It sounds like we won't be hearing about this for a while outside the patreon but this will be one to watch out for for sure

I can't believe Zohran would platform Donald Trump

Crab ran so I could goon

both the centrists and the rightwingers who all hate zohran are fuming right now it's so fucking funny

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Bumping this, I'm working full time for the next few weeks and still don't know if I'm gonna make rent this month

men's day wednesday. mendesday

There are coincidences, and there are trends, and then there's this. This is erasure.

an "expansion joint" is weed that makes her dick 8 feet long

Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣

🎶The world is a dragon🎶 🎶Having sex with a car🎶

They're in a big tent because they're a circus full of clowns 😀

Saying it's not bill Clinton but not saying it didn't happen is wild

haha yeah well I've got post traumatic sexy disorder

Played just a bit of this and It Is Good As Hell

really important twin peaks facts

Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens” I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!

I think the idea that there's a photo of Donald sucking off Bill Clinton is a powerful enough tulpa that it might not matter if it's real for it to unravel this whole enchilada

donalad trup.

da mutuals tab is very good because somehow I have a ton of extremely cool moots on here 👍😎👍 give yourselves 2 biggggg thumbs up

PLAYTEST IS LIVE! Feed mama, find bugs and play Mama's Sleeping Angels RIGHT NOW!!!

Overheard at the comic con =3

I think things are going to get worse before they get better but I will hold on to the hope that they will get better and the hope that I will live to see it

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

I'm gonna make twin peaks the return the video game but it's only Dougie parts. Maybe you get to sweep the floor of the bang bang bar and then it's right back to dougie

Keep in mind that Patreon was an enormous source of income for me (~$350). Kindly ask folks to help donate a few dollars to my Ko-fi if able right now, as I now need to figure out how to recover from these changes ko-fi.com/acvalens

Ypsilanti, Michigan has officially decided to fight against the construction of a 'high-performance computing facility' that would service a nuclear weapons laboratory 1,500 miles away.