bar i’m at is playing the ATHF song from the MF Doom x Danger Mouse collab album from Adult Swim. It’s no “Space Hoes” but it’s far from the worst song on the album

hey not to be stupid or dense but is this like…allowed, or is this more like a “citing the rule of law while air bud dunks on you nonstop” kind of decision

ngl the news about margaret qualley and jack antonoff divorcing doesn't surprise me as a guy who heard one unsubstantiated report that she was constantly seen in midtown having a breakdown because she couldn't get him to stop stepping out on her to fuck guys and chose to believe it without question

i will probably never stop thinking about how crazy the scene choice is for when they hit a jay reatard needle drop in s1

respect to the chapo boys for trying something but comparing their anthology to liquid television makes me feel like “but liquid television had shows directed by peter chung and kazuki akane in it”

using my one wish willow to wish for the drive jacket from drive

darktide works for me despite how stupid the 40k universe is because fat shark did a frankly insane amount of work ensuring all the characters have good rapport and because at one point in one of the missions a guy informs you he’ll be in the “control oubliette” and that’s just phenomenal writing

i’m glad they’re rewarding their employees because that money’s certainly not going toward improving the quality of their electronics

there’s a guy i follow on insta who’s doing pinup girls for each of the countries competing in the world cup differentiated by how much bush he thinks they would have and despite everything i think that’s a really admirable commitment to being perverted in a way that’s odd but ultimately harmless

i have such an inside baseball joke about recent comics drama and it’s so niche it’s not worth posting

I collaged this and I've had it sitting on my desktop for six months

doing solo queue dire marsh to get a traxus contract done and seeing “Inventory Value -293” on the exfil screen

my only issue with Darktide thus far is it posits that a form of meritocracy does exist in the Imperium which I find wholly ridiculous—now granted the meritocracy in question is “being forcibly press-ganged into an Inquisitorial death squad” but the point stands

how they make us talk now

just saw an ad for redfin that seemed to imply $900k was a reasonable price for a home and $1900-2200 was what you should expect to pay for an apartment 👍

*purple mountains voice* she's making friends, i'm exfiling with guys called XxGoochGobblerxX on Outpost

they should just re-release Primal with a new title card

when someone gets trapped in a SAW situation they might not tell you outright but there will be signs…

Darktide wouldn’t let me name my Skitarius “Wayne Noosphere” OR “Ligma-9”; the grim darkness of the 41st millennium feels more oppressive than ever

the uk should let Big John and Tom Skinner compete in a bosh-off to see which one of them will be elected the new PM, it’s about what they deserve over there

take it back to 2014 girl, we can’t keep playing the hits about president drone strike forever

called james gandolfini “big jim gando” today

person who totally fucked me on this work project doing damage control by trying to suck up now—it’s not working babe, i know i’m bad at this job

i remember a long time ago when everyone was melting down over a post on twitter that was roasting white people for using the little plastic divider in the checkout line and i thought it was overblown at the time but goddamn it if i don’t think about that every time i use the little divider now

Hype around a new Fable game doesn't fool me. i was there in 2003 reading in game informer about how the original was going to have Real Consequences and an Immersive, Living World and then it came out and was like "you can fart to make townspeople laugh. if you fart too long you'll poop yourself"

that could be anybody though

someone surely must have used “Guile Minogue” as a display name before even though it doesn’t really work with how the street fighter character’s name is pronounced, right

one day i’m going to make good on my challenge to my friend to have a fade off in the 25oz raws from iron heart

my friend who scolded me for asking if aunt fritzi was single on reels is really going to be regretting their words & deeds rn

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i love when an nyc person moves to chicago to be like an influencer and starts posting stuff like “don’t move here expecting midtown manhattan. it’s basically a big town…all the roads are dirt, donkey carts rule the land, and everyone here? is a little stupid. and they love it that way”

saw a truck yesterday with an "Only gay cops pull me over" bumper sticker and a "fuck communism" sticker on the passenger dash

buzzed off one beer telling my parents and my conservative aunt and uncle to watch Sicario

‘happiness’ made me sick to my stomach but goddamn if Jared Harris didn’t wear the shit out of that silk shirt in it

I’m posting a TEN year old piece of We Know the Devil ephemera to celebrate both games getting nice shiny overhauls #maxswebsite

WHEN I'M LOSING IN MARATHON PVP I SAY: it's such a shame that Bungie hid all their cool world-building behind a conceit that a lot of people (even me) will struggle to enjoy WHEN I DROP 2 GUYS IN HAULER WITH MY BULLY SMG I SAY: lmao get shit on idiots

i think you’re only allowed to call yourself a new yorker if you live in the sewer and were trained in the art of ninjitsu by a mutant rat man but i’m just old fashioned like that

richard karn deciding he doesn't need to do an nft-ass reversal

i’m fucking crying at this—we’re back to “download this wallpaper, don’t worry about it being a .exe” the scammer community is in shambles

when someone says they want to be driven everywhere but also wants control of the aux it’s like…it needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fucking deal. you don’t wanna zipper merge onto the fort pitt bridge then congrats you bought yourself a front row ticket to a ‘dopethrone’ listening party

when i worked at a groceery sour-faced old ladies would demand i find them orange juice that expired a month out so i’d to go stand in the back for five minutes and not look before returning and telling them i couldn’t find any—this is why i was underwhelmed by kane parsons’s directorial debut

marathon starting the new season being like “okayyyyy so we seized all of your assets to pay against the debts accrued when we turned you into a biosynthetic killing machine and this is soooo crazy but it actually wasn’t enough to pay your way out of debt bondage! good luck out there!” is so good

me doing crew fill on night marsh as soon as i get home

seeing my still life in the backrooms and asking it if that’s really what it thinks i look like while frowning

update on my neighbor who open carries and rips up his lawn every year and for a long time had a convertible with the vanity plate “LABLEAK” on it—he’s parked two jetskis on the road in front of his house

Widow’s Bay ep. 4 and 5 have killed it on the credits music

i'm having a real "my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery" experience at the end of marathon s1 because I'm trying to get all my gear out of my vault and i keep getting crewfilled with cracked teams in cryo archive so i keep getting more stuff