“it’s considered a huge insult to do something like that before you kill a man”

me problem but i do resent the amount of access to the inner thoughts of artists social media platforms like this give me because unfortunately a lot of people who make interesting art behave in extremely fucking annoying and stupid ways that pretty much universally makes me dislike what they make

saw someone put ‘under the skin’ as a perfect movie adaptation as a book and If I Speak, I’m Going To Be In Big Trouble (it’s visually very interesting and then becomes an extremely boring episode of Jackass)

this is kind of how it feels to interact with a client, i feel like I've had to stop myself from saying "you know what it is? i'm seeking clarity" like five times this week: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXcc...

*swiveling my head around to see if any canadians are listening* well i got the jian ghomeshi joke in ‘nirvana the band the show the movie’ too

let’s go

thinking about how smoothly jay hits “bubble bobble, double dribble, double dragon, f zero” in update day and smiling really broadly

woman on hinge had an ask about what the best GLEE cover was on her prompts, made me think of this one:

seeing trammell tillman in the final reckoning and being like “i know he runs that navy like an american apparel”

the premise of netflix's 'his & hers' is "what if two hotties tried to solve a string of murders really sexily but were insanely bad at it entirely due of their own ineptitude, and also acclaimed character actors marin ireland and chris bauer were there"

*knocking on the door of the IMF headquarters* hey the malignant omnipotent ai is doing prisoner’s dilemma

things game developers think i want to do: - extract (???) - compete with other human beings - gamble things i want to do: - design a little guy - run him around a place where something Really Bad Happened

*singing “why don’t you get a job?” by the offspring* my friend’s got a girlfriend and he—*sees women giving me dirty looks*—he…loves that chick

thinking about the name “sins of a solar empire”: fuck dude that’s so bad ass seeing the ui for the game: haha fuck, this sucks

“its a russian tuant” is one of the all time explanations

girl i just matched with on a dating app keeps referring to h jon benjamin as “john h benjamin”

sometimes my phone shows me old photos of my ex-girlfriend’s roommate’s cat and i’m still like “there she is :)”

they’re playing doolittle on the bar speakers n i’m just buzzed enough to remember that i was once young and listening to this album while biking around my dumb cul de sac

*absentmindedly eating a sandwich during nirvana’s ‘nevermind’ recording sessions, barely listening to “come as you are”* u guys should do another one like territorial pissings, that one rules. also u should take out that noise breakdown in drain you it sucks shit

had to skip this ENT appointment today and they never followed up with me asking where i was and i was like damn these guy did not give a fuck about my auditory health for real

required training video i'm watching just said "we ALL know that using the phone while driving is dangerous" maybe it is for you

such a canonical post i would have sworn it was 10 years older

saw someone start their hourlies off with them giving their partner oral sex and i feel like something that's been lost in the shuffle this year over the changing of the date for hourly comics day is that it's actually fine if some experiences stay private—it can actually make them more meaningful!

Milly Alcock, Charli XCX, and Norman Reedus have been cast in Takashi Miike's new horror film about 3 friends who meet up in Kyoto to rekindle their friendship and I'm kind of disappointed that Norman Reedus apparently is not the third friend

foundation is crazy—one third of the cloned brothers who rule the galactic empire is terrence mann who played the rum tum tugger on broadway in 1982

drinking several beers and thinking about all the wonderful pop songs robert schneider wrote with the apples in stereo

GENIE: and for your third wish ME: *just saw an obituary for a pet rat and got really sad* I wish rats could live to be 100

imagine not knowing his name is gossamer…

they should invent a beer your dog can drink so he doesn’t feel left out

i know they say you should never write down your sensitive information but i did just avoid a really annoying roadblock in resetting my account for an external site because i’d written down an ID number they asked for last time this happened so it;s impossible to say if it’s a security risk or not

guy who prefers 'nirvanna: the band - the show - the book' come ON folks

this is the kind of shit they're always naming weapons in helldivers

guy on my team just said he “loves adding value” on this call i’m on—what the hell

it would be crazy if tom skinner rode around in one of these as a pr stunt and after the car committed vehicular manslaughter he signed off his apology post about it with “bosh 💔”

It’s the one Yorgos Lanthimos is directing Emma Stone in

you either die insisting your job won’t define you or live long enough to get bent out of shape when your do nothing project lead gets credit for edits you flagged that your direct superior missed and immediately tagged you in to fix (they are in illustrator, a filetype you do not interact with)

i stopped writing my substack fairly quickly because i got busy with applying to grad school/felt weird about how much they were profiting off the rising tide of fascism once i had more time again but i do miss writing my idiotic little subheaders for all my posts

my dog is beefing with a cat that lives across the courtyard from us

*trying to tell a girl i have high functioning depression without scaring her* yeah i guess you could say i uh…have an artistic temperament

mooninites reunite and unnihilate

i have a bunch of urgent deadlines this week that i’m not really making much headway on but i’m also doing this

getting kicked out of the sex meetup from eyes wide shut because i keep playing smooth jazz fusion on the piano

I’m going to start referring to Bugs Bunny in the past tense and heavily imply he was executed some time in the 1970s

nothing has done more damage to my estimation of paul mescal than his haircut in 'hamnet.' bro you're playing william shakespeare, the bard himself, and you won't get rid of your fuckass bushwick mullet??? come on dude

i forget how goofy i get when i go to my office out in the suburbs—i saw one of my coworkers had a big book on SAP documentation and i said, unprompted, “now they don’t pay me to do the SAP implementation—they pay me to stop”

if this winter storm fucks up me seeing hard boiled on sunday…i swear to god…

i think it’s basically fine not to engage with british posts on here, just food for thought

the plot of 'no other choice' can best be described as "what would you do to keep a milf happy?" and i think that's beautiful

my favorite detail in the fallout show is that when he’s the ghoul walton goggins talks with this really exaggerated southern drawl but in the flashback scenes he just sounds like a regular guy which implies the ghoulification process also eventually turns you into a cowboy