Keir Starmer will likely remain permanently undefeated for “fastest time from landslide election win to being a colossal disappointment” www.politico.eu/article/keir...

Went down a cope rabbit hole trying to convince myself that the Raiders job isn't attractive, but it's tricky: - 9 draft picks, including #1 overall - $81m in 2026 cap space - Few big contracts on the books - Not many starters about to hit FA - Some good pieces on the roster - Ownership is fine

I agree, this is the age of Anal Cunt

For the good of both fans and players, the NFL needs some kind of conservatorship system for dysfunctional franchises.

well here is some shit that cannot be allowed to stand

This is about the price you’d think a high-end, 29-year old QB would command (and somehow less in a the aggregate than the Russ deal)

Shot

Seahawks need to do a full week of pep talks from members of the 2014 squad contextualizing this as both an opportunity to right a historical wrong and to make Mark Wahlberg, Dave Portnoy and various other extremely annoying people very unhappy

so I may not be willing to die on Belichick Legacy Hill after all

oh come the fuck on with this

Holani seemed to do an okay job, but the drop-off in pass protection from Charbonnet to him was noticeable.

This stream is a goldmine, @hustle-chillson.bsky.social has just derailed my entire afternoon

every year, the extra cachet given to "offensive-mindedness" as a meaningful consideration for a head coach pisses me off. I'm going to get real high on this horse right now as I gesture maniacally in the direction of (a) both coaches in the Super Bowl and (b) Kyle Shanahan not having won shit

I think Sean McVay was misquoted, he actually wanted to talk about his unique collection of four Tito busts

I want a ring for Leonard Williams more than I want air

I am so excited to see whether it's Riq or Spoon that most successfully gets under Stefon Diggs' skin

Rams blogs are just pretending last night didn’t happen lmao

I’ve been assuming Kupp as an easy 2026 cut to regain ~$10m in cap space but after reading this fuck that

Arming myself for impending Discourse: Games against top-10 DVOA offenses: Seahawks: 7 (5-2) Patriots: 2 (1-1) Games against top-10 DVOA defenses Seahawks: 6 (5-1) Patriots: 4 (4-0)

Going to reactivate the Twitter burner I made to cyberbully Evan about his skull spiders, tweet “The Seahawks would still be in the Super Bowl with Geno” and then log out

what about if we call you Alibaba Ernst Röhm

2013 Seahawks | 2025 Seahawks: - Offensive DVOA: 7.2% | 8.5% - Defensive DVOA: -23.9% | -24.2% - Special Teams DVOA: 4.7% | 8.6% Siri, play "Everything In Its Right Place"

Seahawks should keep bullying the Rams with Jake Bobo until they start rostering adult-sized guys in their secondary

name a softer conference* than the 2025 AFC *other than House Democrats in the 119th Congress

Mike Macdonald (Seattle Seahawks Head Coach and prior Baltimore Ravens Defensive Coordinator) has never allowed a 4th quarter playoff point. The only point ever scored against one of his teams in 4Q was a scoop-and-score against Baltimore.

I would have loved the Seahawks defense to have played better against the Rams (and long-term, Mike Macdonald is going to figure that out) but there is a malevolent sweetness to the fact that McVay and Stafford very successfully threw their absolute best punch and it just... didn't matter

SeahawksBlueskyArtDecider: Art.

I love this site so much

The first 45 minutes are such a joyous listen for Seahawks fans www.youtube.com/live/ys55aY6...

The Agenda is finally clear: beat the Patriots to win the Super Bowl on the 49ers field. You couldn’t ask for better.

A reminder that we can simply choose not to litigate the Riq Woolen taunting issue because it doesn’t matter anymore

Just heard Robert Mays remark that Sam Darnold clocked 0.46 EPA per dropback tonight, which is frankly just ludicrous (highly complimentary)

may I never again have cause to deploy this clip

Sam Darnold beating Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson and Baker Mayfield to be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in the Super Bowl is exactly what we all predicted, obviously

Perhaps the enduring image of this game

I love my weirdo head coach sm

here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win

2-1 against each of the 49ers and Rams en route to a Super Bowl appearance is truly a blessing (that felt absolutely awful for large stretches of time while it was happening)

The Seahawks defense was mostly ass and still came up huge situationally with a 1/8 on 3rd down performance.

now more than ever

iconic

Some real big boy football from Sam Darnold tonight: 25/36 (69.4%) 346 yards 3 TDs 0 interceptions One of the 5-10 best statistical games of his career, and the most impactful by far.

This is cope from McVay, given the Seahawks call this play time and time again. He probably hadn’t seen it back yet. Normal version is called “Needle Bandit”: double edge pressure (Nickel and Dime rushing) with cover 0 behind it and the two big d-tackles bandit dropping bsky.app/profile/greg...

I’m so glad someone reminded me of this tweet yesterday

Seahawks legend in the making

Where is the god damn locker room speech

have fun in Cabo or chilling on Adin Ross’ Kick stream, whatever it is you guys do for fun I dgaf

It is so poetic for Sam Darnold and the offense to — when it really matters! — get the job done when the defense went to pieces. I love the Seahawks defense and they’re going to get right, but Darnold gets all his flowers tonight.

We👏did👏not👏care

I am trying not to cry in front of my partner’s uncle who I think is doing the same thing