Brock Huard finally asking the tough questions

Just remembered that there is half a season and an entire postseason to go before Jaxon Smith-Njigba even turns 24 years old

The whole internet loves Oyster Duck, a lovely duck that farms oysters! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

they are not football players they are WARFIGHTERS

Ironically, Woody Johnson is a limp dick

“Potential ethical conflicts”

Hey remember that time that terrorists seized control of the Seahawks sideline and made Cooper Kupp throw a pass to JSN

JSN on pace for a 2,000 yard/10 TD season, and currently leading the NFL in receiving by almost 200 yards. On the one hand, volume stats and projections are essentially meaningless, but on the other, much bigger hand fuck yeah go hawks

FOUND IT LMAOO

“It’s rare to win games in this league” I dunno Dan I think about 50% of teams do it every week

making it sound like they euthanized our boy

Let’s see what galaxy brain bullshit Klint Kubiak has in his bag with 2 minutes to go and a one-score lead

No Football Legal

Klint Kubiak’s situational awareness is at “CIA black site with a bag on your head” levels

To put a more positive spin on this: Mike Macdonald’s defense is so good that the offense can give up 4 turnovers and still win by 15

Lawrence was 🤏 close to mistiming that snap read

Seahawks offense has only had one game without a turnover this season, and this is their 4th game with multiple turnovers. They have got to get that sorted out. This game should be a 30-point blowout.

handless jobe

Shut the fuck up, Dan. That Nwosu hit was clean.

Tory Horton hurt, Dareke Young hurt. This can only mean one thing

Fuck, Horton being hurt would suck

Feels like Woolen has had a pretty nice game?

Every time Dan Orlovsky calls the Seahawks defense elite

jake bobo fake fake punt play - oh fuck you

ThankYou Okada

Ty Okada sacks? Mike Macdonald is hilarious

Emmanwori’s first pick-6 is going to be fun

Seahawks OL good enough to keep things moving even against good defenses; Seahawks DL are a mob of killers Are we now Good In The Trenches Do we have Blue Chips

I love when the camera cuts to an opposing DL just looking haunted

Sam Darnold just now:

JSN is going to get $50m APY and we’re all going to like it

If JSN isn’t an All Pro we riot

Yes! Like that! Do that more!

Ernest Jones is so good Hawkblogger won’t even tweet about his hair

Seahawks need to realise that the city of Seattle desperately needs them to not make this game ✨weird✨

Still waiting for actions to follow words consistently

Time to make it up to us before the half, Klint

Texans offense, to the tune of Yakety Sax

If the Seahawks surrender points off a Cooper Kupp interception I stg

Klint Kubiak you are in a time out for publicly sniffing your own farts

Burn that fucking play

The referee just explained at length and I must still ask:

What the fuck is happening

A reminder that C.J. Stroud is a double agent

JSN, a true ball knower, understands that Myers has the leg and that penalty would have zero impact

lmao Darnold baited that roughing call beautifully

The Barn Yard

That play is not called the “AJ Barner tush push” fyi, it is the Barn Raiser

When are teams going to learn that you simply cannot run on this Seahawks defense