IDK Metcalf
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do both tbh
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11 minutes ago
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trying to imagine an 80-year old papal nuncio's reaction to the 21st century Nogaret being a nepo baby called "Elbridge"
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2 days ago
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"Papal bull of excommunication" would be an outstanding October surprise when Vance is running for president
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2 days ago
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art (2009) imitating life (2026)
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2 days ago
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Just watched all four episodes of Adolescence in one sitting and that was Certainly A Choice
4 days ago
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strong urge to Fleabag post but concerned that I will essentially emotionally doxx myself
6 days ago
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"rehab" but for being an asshole
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Report: Rams WR Puka Nacua checked into rehab amid recent allegations
According to The California Post, Rams WR Puka Nacua has checked into rehab in Malibu and has been there for some time.
https://theramswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/rams/2026/04/01/rams-puka-nacua-rehab-allegations-bite-off-field/89427012007/
9 days ago
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remember when the Seahawks won the Super Bowl
9 days ago
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the face of a man who spent two fruitless hours trying to explain Potter Stewart's "I know it when I see it" to the competition committee
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11 days ago
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The Agenda, or, Zach Charbonnet’s Super Bowl-Winning 2-Point Conversion in SoFi Stadium on February 14, 2027
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11 days ago
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The Ballad of Wallis Island is a truly delightful film, a perfect 100-minute escape from the (gestures at everything)
13 days ago
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Took a break from doomscrolling to go watch a band called Doom Scroll tonight and it was honestly one of the best shows I’ve seen in years
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Immoral Compass by Doom Scroll on Apple Music
Album · 2021 · 9 Songs
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/immoral-compass/1576255845
16 days ago
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(quietly) interesting
16 days ago
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Do you think John has ever sweated a personnel decision less than this one? It really can’t get much easier than this
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16 days ago
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It speaks volumes that this dude is 24, has only been a public figure for ~4 years, and has already shown himself to be enough of a bozo that this immediately passes the plausibility sniff-test
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17 days ago
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Imagine doing this much personal branding as like the 50th best player at your position lmao
17 days ago
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the most feigned ignorance I have ever seen
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17 days ago
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Over past 10 years (including the freak COVID year when it went down), cap growth has averaged 7% per year. Projecting forward: 2027: $322.28m 2028: $344.84m 2029: $368.98m 2030: $394.81m 2031: $422.45m These numbers are likely on the low end. This is a great deal for both parties.
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18 days ago
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WR obviously not a first-priority need for the Seahawks, but I am nonetheless developing draft crushes on: - Denzel Boston (Washington) - Elijah Sarratt (Indiana) - De'Zhaun Stribling (Ole Miss)
18 days ago
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just two sassy bitches with new contracts
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18 days ago
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oh word they matched Bobo's offer sheet?
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18 days ago
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I like $42m APY (starting when the cap hits $350m or so) a lot
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18 days ago
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reposted by
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Dianna Russini
18 days ago
BREAKING: The Seahawks and WR Jaxon Smith-Njigba are in agreement on a four-year, $168.6 million deal that makes him the highest-paid receiver in NFL history on an annual basis, sources tell The Athletic. Adam Schefter was on it.
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Finally learned how to properly make both a martini and a whiskey sour last night, a decision I am sorely regretting today
20 days ago
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👍👍👍
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21 days ago
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go ahead and match that tbh
21 days ago
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wheezing at this clip of Ole Miss WR De’Zhaun Stribling repeatedly calling DK Metcalf old
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21 days ago
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what's the objectively perfect album that you periodically forget exists until you hear one (1) song and immediately remember its perfection
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Room On Fire by The Strokes on Apple Music
Album · 2003 · 11 Songs
https://music.apple.com/ca/album/room-on-fire/302987557
22 days ago
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you all chose the busiest day of my week to spend the morning Stangposting, rude
22 days ago
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100+ hours into my nth playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy and I have once again reached that one singular boss fight that enrages me just like the first time, every fucking time
23 days ago
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Bret Stephens is truly one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive, this is world-class sophistry from top to bottom
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Opinion | For Once, We Fight With an Equal Ally
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/opinion/iran-war-israel-us-allies.html
23 days ago
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replacement refs in the age of ubiquitous sports betting is going to be hilarious
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23 days ago
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Achane is fun as hell, but this would be the act of a lush trying to impress the bartender at Dino's, not my Hall of Fame GM
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23 days ago
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beginning the dark horse Oscar campaign for "Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie" immediately, that film absolutely ruled from start to finish
24 days ago
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the hero of Tory Horton's punt return TD in week 3 is back, nice
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24 days ago
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rewatching Green Wing and marvelling at how this weird-as-fuck gem of a show ever got made, even in Channel 4's heyday
25 days ago
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hyperloop
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25 days ago
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this is really the only thing I care about, but Michael B. Jordan winning is cool too
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26 days ago
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I've only seen 4/10 of the Best Picture nominees and I have to ask why there are 10 Best Picture nominees
26 days ago
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I don't have a full battery of Oscars takes but I will die on the hill that Timothée Chalamet is a marginal talent and I don't understand his pathway to megastardom
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26 days ago
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“Karl Scott can fix him” is state policy and anyone who says otherwise is a reactionary
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27 days ago
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"including a head-butt on an official" lmao
27 days ago
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Seahawks 2026 cap allocation by position (# of players) as of right now: DL (14): 28% QB (3): 14% WR (9): 13.3% OL (13): 12.75% DB (9): 11.5% LB (5): 6% SpTeams (3): 4.1% TE (6): 2.5% RB (5): 2.1% I love a balanced cap table, and one where each investment feels roughly proportionate to return
28 days ago
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who could have predicted a Republican dooming about capital flight
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28 days ago
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My partner, half-awake, just asked “which Star Wars character am I?” and then proudly identified herself with Liam Neeson’s iconic Jedi Master… “Xi Jinping”
30 days ago
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phew I sure am glad that Chris Stoll Watch is finally over
about 1 month ago
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this is good, he did a fine job in the three games Cross was out
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about 1 month ago
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Re-listening to Super Bowl recap shows to feel alive again
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Super Bowl LX Recap: Seahawks Win! — The Mina Kimes Show featuring Lenny
Mina is joined by Ben Solak for instant analysis after the Seahawks’ Super Bowl LX win over the Patriots, breaking down Seattle’s dominant defensive performance and how the offense did what they neede...
https://overcast.fm/+AAd5CkFmXsc
about 1 month ago
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checking in on the Ravens GM’s wiki page
about 1 month ago
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a cynical man with some very dashing metallic headwear might think that the Ravens did some fuckery to either force the Raiders to either trade Crosby for a lower price elsewhere or have to live with a very pissed off star in their building
about 1 month ago
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