There’s almost nothing I find more annoying than the whiny bafflement of sports commentators any time the Chiefs don’t look like world-dominating titans

Sticking to “have been traded or hit free agency in recent memory” (ie. no unacquirable superstars), probably Mayfield?

Another entry in the “Seahawks players calling their coach weird” annals

I don’t like the Los Angeles Rams

Rams getting an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie yellow polka-dot beak freebie

Geno TD, Cardinals TD, what a glorious minute this is

Seahawks defense the last two games: 9 total points allowed 8 turnovers

They gotta pay Riq Woolen

Final: Seahawks 37, Falcons 9. The Seahawks improve to 10-3, and have not allowed a touchdown in the last two games.

Safe to say Woolen redeemed himself with two high-impact PBUs after the penalty

Taunting being a 15-yard/automatic first-down penalty is absolutely ludicrous when you think about it for even a second

1.5 sacks, 1 INT, 1 blocked FG is a pretty good case

Sam Darnold having a clinical second half is nice. Aren’t you having fun, Sam? Doesn’t this feel better than giving in to the roiling chaos inside you? Why don’t you just stay here?

Nick Emmanwori making a play for Defensive Player of the Week, you love to see it

Whichever assistant was responsible for pumping Sam full of Xanax during halftime is doing yeoman’s work

The Cardinal who contributes the most to beating the Rams today is immediately elected Pope btw

A range of possible outcomes from “embarrassed in the wild card” to “win the Super Bowl” and the sole determinant is the psychological sturdiness of Sam Darnold

Nick Emmanwori you psychopath

Looks like we’re getting option 2

Russell Wilson, 2026 Seattle Seahawks Assistant QB Mentals Coach

Drawing an offsides call on the Barnyard formation, we are getting in their heads

On a scale of 1-10, what is your current level of belief that Sam Darnold can win a Super Bowl (right now, this year, with the team as constructed)?

Rewatching ‘1917’ for (I think) the first time since seeing in the theatre. I had forgotten just how incredible a piece of filmmaking it is.

Two things: 1. “Motion Sickness” remains one of the most exquisite fuck-yous ever expressed in song 2. Ryan Adams can continue to get fucked until further notice youtu.be/-hLJNZSIwP8?...

You let Drake make his bird bigger than yours, have some self-respect jfc

Ernest Jones is special, dude. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pzx7...

It’s literally the MJ-12 logo from the opening cinematic of Deus Ex

If the Cardinals go 1-1 against the Rams, I solemnly vow I will never say another bad word about Jonathan Gannon or Kyler Murray* *not that it matters, both those bozos are getting fired

Would to be more excited to watch the Seahawks defense vs: 1. Daniel Jones after playing multiple games on a broken leg Or 2. a 6th-round rookie making his first NFL start

Seeing a lot of Julian Lust on the TL tonight, nice

This is a top-3 Tiny Desk set of all time, and its existence is sufficient by itself to justify funding NPR in perpetuity

Megion of Boom

politely* inviting Walter Football dot com to deposit themselves directly into the nearest trash receptacle *not actually being polite, go fuck yourselves walterfootball.com/draft2026.php

they made MOB Ties shirts, I love these weirdos

Seahawks kicker Jason Myers is the NFC Special Teams Player of the Month. Second straight month the Seahawks have a Player of the Month winner after Jaxon Smith-Njigba won offensive honors in October: shwks.com/4l0kvvrb

I'm at the combination

If John Schneider doesn’t at least try to shop Darnold back to the Vikings in the offseason, I will think he’s losing his killer instinct

After two interceptions, including an 85-yard pick-six, and 12 tackles, Seahawks LB Ernest Jones IV is your NFC Defensive Player of the Week: shwks.com/ou9s8asn

negative polarization dot jpeg

the harvest is fun. warning: may contain truths

Take it from one who spent months in a university course on the Falklands War trying to find the woke postcolonial angle against the British response (in opposition to a gaggle of tweed-clad Tory tits whose Thatcher fetish made everyone else pray for the mercy of an Exocet): it is not easily done

who let Trevone Boykin out of the dustbin of history

Good defense makes Mike Macdonald glitch out

Might be over-parsing, but this Mike Macdonald answer to a direct question about replacing Bradford at RG stuck out to me — seems to confirm that Sundell has lost the starting C job (or, as I suspected, only had it in the first place because Olu was hurt in preseason.)

when ur contractually obligated to talk to Mike Salk

I’m sorry you are not going to trick me with a lie as obvious as “the Chicago Bears are the #1 seed in the NFC”, this is clearly some kind of Matrix-style mind-prison and I am waking up

I swear Mike is getting funnier

Bo Nix has the very specific kind of vibes that make me want nothing more than for him to make it to the Super Bowl and lose by 40 to the Seahawks

Riq you are just hilarious man

If you keep giving Coby Bryant opportunities, that little scamp is going to steal your balls