Max got dunked on by Big Games James here but he got 24 points 8 rebounds 8 assists 2 steals & a block in Game 7 with Worthy guarding him to win the chip 9 days later. Sometimes you lose, don’t panic *stares directly at Celtics “fans”*

Typical Cheryl.

I got another.

Will AI make our lives easier? No. But will it make things cool? Also no.

TONIIIIGHHHHTTTTTTT WE ARE YOUNG

Ironically, Young Jr is the oldest Young in this photo.

Haven’t we suffered enough?

Still going.

www.justice.gov/usao-ct/pr/d... I pulled my daughter out of this daycare after 2 weeks. They were awful. None of this shocks me.

fun story: Used to hang out with this dude. Friend of a friend. Huge Rangers fan. When VGK started, he decided he was a Vegas fan. And still the rangers. He moved to NC a couple years ago. Now he’s still a fan of NYR/VGK. And the also the Canes. Imagine saying “I like 3 NHL teams!” as an adult.

See?

Haha I got a follow from a bot and before I could block it said the account didn’t exist. Nice work, Bluesky.

Did ABC get permission from Belichick’s girlfriend to show him on camera?

Canes in 6 is my guess. I dunno maybe. The fuck do I know?

Nice game, pretty boy.

If this actually happens, it’ll make my year.

Not mine. From a friend. This is what got him 82-0

Getting there

Summer sessions have arrived!

Another guy I forgot about. No offense to him. But that stretch of the Sox signing injured “high risk high reward” pitchers for a couple years drove me nuts.

Please God anyone searching Spencer Pratt on here I am fucking joking.

I’m afraid the fine people of Los Angeles are cooked. Johnny Bananas has spoken up for Spencer Pratt.

Not voting for Spencer Pratt because 1. I don’t live in LA 2. The anti-diarrhea crystals I bought from him gave me eczema & had no effect on my diarrhea

Good news @naomiinfeld.bsky.social if we are at the match on the 20th it’s Dillon’s birthday.

Getting closer.

This is funnier to me cause I’ve had a temp job where my dad told me all I had to do was constantly ask for extra work and they’ll be impressed with me and hire me full time.

Sorry this team is getting me more than 67.

www.82-0.com Best I’ve gotten is 73-9.

I’m gonna miss baseball.

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

My daughter, every day.

“Avoid the clap.” -Jimmy Dugan

Paige and Azzi sitting in a tree... Wings to cover final and first half, Paige drops 20 Happy first day of Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

Showing empathy.

been spending most their lives livin on the starship enterprise

Just saw a post on Facebook where the person said the most overrated NES game is Super Mario 3. I don’t know the person, but he is now my enemy.

Baseball is for everyone. 🌈 The Hartford Yard Goats are proud to celebrate Pride Month and support the LGBTQ+ community. Don’t miss our Pride Night game on June 10th at Dunkin’ Park! ⚾ 🎟️ tinyurl.com/44mwv67t

As a long time fan of Stern, this is great news to see today.

It’s June 1 which means it’s time to bust out my best tweet.

AJ Brown spotted at Logan Airport

consoling the beastie boys by reminding them that they still possess several porno mags of lesser quality

Ramsus Andersson played with Jaromir Jagr. 45 of the last 46 Stanley Cup finals have featured a Jagr teammate. One of my favorite traditions.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Three shots from inside the box, both posts hit, no goal. I love this team.

Red Sox still only 3GB of a wild card spot. Can’t wait to get in with a 78-84 record.

And this time the goal counts.