Guys…

Fun random fact. His father officiated my cousin’s wedding. My cousin told him I was a huge basketball fan and got me an autograph from Vin. Still have it 28 years later* *it’s in a box at my mom’s house. But it’s there.

Just looked at the other app and Jose Canseco follows me there? The fuck?

Silas Demary Jr triple double fuck yea

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The stove is hot, my friends.

Good lord Jahmyr Gibbs

Run a QB sneak successfully for the love of God

Run a QB sneak for the love of God

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Yesterday's Wordle!

Breaking news: HERE COMES SATURDAY NIGHT

North Carolina won’t be bowl eligible. How fast after the last game does Belichick quit? What a disaster.

Karma police Arrest this man he talks in maths He buzzes like a fridge He’s like a detuned radiooooo

doctor operated on my anal glands instead of my adrenal glands because he forgot about dre

NBC going to commercial playing Misery Business. :chef’s kiss:

Mendoza and Sayin are really good. But Jeremiyah Love needs to be in this Heisman convo. My God.

Doink.

RIP Rodney Rogers, so fun to see him in the '02 ECF run and the when season

They put wifi in everything now

To the tune of “Where It’s At” by Beck Two pick-sixes and a punt return

Fran Brown not gonna shower for like a year

Yale beats Harvard 45-28. Time to celebrate with some Iroquois twists.

man WHAT

LET’S GO PHYSICS

Aroldis Chapman may pitch for Great Britain in the WBC? Sure. Why not? Also Sox fans - Whitlock named to Team USA

Players of FC Tulsa and Pittsburgh Riverhounds emerge for the USL final wearing shirts calling for better working conditions. The USLPA want "real wages, safety, healthcare, and year-round support." "Pro rel? Try pro standards first," reads the message on the shirts.

A real banger on the radio this morning.

BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene spotted at Logan Airport

Aww that’s great, champ. Keep believing that.

Looks like Penn State found their new coach.

The floor in Boston for the NBA cup is…something.

What idiot called it “brainwashing” instead of “neurodetergent”?

What idiot called them Horny Vampires and not 'neckromancers'

I said this often on the other app and it’s still true. That place and then eventually here was built for one man to dominate - Mitch Hedberg.

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Kurt Cobain!

Club legend.

Go on Facebook and the first post is the top 30 songs of July 1982. Don’t get me wrong, some bangers on there. Just not sure why the algorithm wants me to see the charts from 6 months before I was born.

NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch's political ascendance is a victory in representation for everyone who perpetually looks like they're holding in a fart

The World Cup draw is in 2 weeks. I’m already stressed about it.

I just looked over my homeowner’s insurance. If my blanket gets stolen in the middle of the night, I won’t be covered.

35💔

The Chair Company renewed for season 2. LFG.

Today is

Rob Manfred is the guy who goes to a casino with $100, loses $95 of it, on the last spin of the wheel wins $20, and goes home and tells his wife he won $25 at the casino.

Oh cool Bert Kreischer. Don’t tell me - he’s gonna take his shirt off.

Hey man, welcome to Boston.

Man it really stinks that our government is using the World Cup as an opportunity to advance their fascist agenda because the soccer is going to kick ass

I hate to go out on a limb here, but my guess is it was because he was in possession of drugs.

Big Papi turns 50 today! Join us in wishing the @redsox.com icon a happy birthday! 🎈