Harden even flops after his team finally gets called for a foul...

Mobley travels for a layup. Harden flops again for free throws...

When Stan Van Gundy starts calling out the refs, you know something's fishy

Scripts written. Refs want Cleveland

I've seen girls on acid at music festivals more locked in than Jalen Duren.

Cleveland is an embarrassment

Cleveland Floppers. What a fucking joke

Mitchell fakes like he's hurt and then pops up like a soccer player. This team is total trash.

Refs trying hard, but Cleveland can't hit FTs lol

Dam Merril literally can't play defense without fouling.

If Sam Merril was Ausar Thompson, he'd already be fouled out

James Harden is a disgrace

Merril's feet were not set 🤷🏻‍♀️

70% of the earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Ausar Thompson.

If you aren't pulling for the Pistons, are you even my friend?

Just once in this series, I want to see James Harden T'd up for flopping after shooting a 3.

Can we all just agree that I deserve for the Pistons to win tonight and move on to the ECFs?

"Dressed in the Piston red, blue and white- tonight! Wearing the Piston 2- for you! From Oklahoma State- make noooo mistake. At 6'9, it's Caaaaade Cunninghaaam!!!" 💕 🏀 🐴

I've literally just spent the last 20 minutes watching the Pistons intro video on repeat if you're wondering where my heads at...

Princess of trying to be the best daughter and girlfriend

What a dumb fight. Rousey makes Carano tap out after like 8 seconds

Washed transphobe vs. Washed MAGA weirdo. Yay women's sports!

Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano. I hope both lose.

Starting to understand why cis people are so fucking weird about public restrooms...

5k in 31:16. Slower than I wanted, but I'm really proud of myself for going.

That moment when you realize if you don't go for a run now, you're not going to at all...

I get blinded by my people pleaser tendencies and like three times on this app someone I trust has come into my DMs to be like, "that person that's following you and trying to interact with you constantly is kind of a creep..." Totally appreciate the perspective!

Last night I copycatted @coyotegirl.online and did the white eyeliner on the inside part of my eye and it looked so good!

It's getting silly.

My friend Bella: There's no topic a mediocre white guy won't approach with total confidence, even if he knows nothing about it. Bella remains undefeated.

So.. the Cheers theme song kinda slaps?

I love being a smokin hot trans girl.

Remember when he ran for president and had to wear high heels because he's so insecure about being a short tiny man?

Fuck Cleveland.

ThE PiStoNs oNly hAve CaDe! Pistons bench scores 48 against a Cleveland team that can't win unless the refs give it to them.

This is embarrassing for the NBA.

Men started smelling so much better once I started prog...

You guys are drastically overestimating the number of children who have received any gender affirming care. Nationwide, you're talking about a relative handful of kids and young adults. The ones that want to detransition? Tiny number. Y'all will burn money to hurt trans kids.

Um- this was a great recommendation. If you like folk/americana music with a lil' country twang- you should check out Little Wide Open by Kevin Morby!

You probably didn't know, but today is actually, National Trans Girls Look Pretty and Go Have Patio Drinks Day (NTGLPAGHPDD). It's a totally real holiday and should be observed by all who fit the criteria.

retweet if you support my big boobs thru pure willpower journey

Over the last year, my grandma and I have fully reconnected. We talk and write letters to eachother regularly. I love the relationship. But apparently my grandma started putting aside some of her jewelry, specifically for me. And my dad's brother and daughters found out. They are not happy...

I don't know if our democracy can survive baby boomers.

There is a station on Sirius that just plays 24/7 audio of Dateline episodes...

Jerry, Bob, Phil, Mickey, Bill and Pigpen.

My dad called me early this morning and was pretty emotional about Juniper. My heart is absolutely shattered for her and her family, but hearing my own dad struggle with the fear he has for our community just makes it so much worse.

Always. And then, once every month or so, you wake up, and for no apparent reason, your hair looks like it was styled for a photo shoot while you slept. Next day? A Gordian knot of thatched hay.

I'm almost out of weed...

The NFL could do something hilarious and unaffiliate the Dolphins, Buccaneers and Jaguars and then commit to not allowing players from Florida or players who go to Florida colleges to ever play in the NFL.

Juniper Blessing: we will not forget you.