What - you don’t have a backyard water slide? 🛝

We currently have the dopest pope they could evoke with white smoke.

Was shocked to see that Dunks named their new summer lemonade after the infamous Electric Blue lounge just off UConn campus. Bold. Bright. Refreshing. 🤣😂🤣

As much as I like Dybantsa and Peterson, Boozer feels like the best player in this draft and a steal at 3

Gotta love how any calendar years more than 2026 yrs ago are collective known as being before Christ, a fictional religious figure (or at best a con man or mentally unstable guy). Im gonna call it BFC - before fictional character…

I’ll see you on the flip side lil piggy! 🐷 🐖 🐽

The most dad thing, which I continually do, is to pause music and over explain to my 10 yr old daughter the context and relevance of the lyrics as if she is an adult that majored in philosophy.

Sportswriter #JeffPearlman has some sharp objections to James Dolan accepting a White House invitation on behalf of the NY Knicks—he lays out his case point by point. Whether you agree or disagree, it’s a compelling argument that’s sure to spark debate among Knicks fans and beyond. #PINKS

My dad’s widow sent me this picture of her and my dad from the late 90’s/early 2000’s and all I could think was “what in the world are those pants!?!” 😂 Happy Father’s Day to all my fellow dads out there!

I forgot how much I love this song and how much my dad loved this song. 🥲

Coolest thing I have heard in a long time

I support a full ban. If you think the internet ruined the world, just wait and see what unrestricted AI does to it.

Please be the first amongst the thousands to like, comment and repost this message if you believe that our remaining forest in the Amazon and in the Congo basin must be protected for climate action and environmental sustainability. No to deforestation and ecocide.

Someone skeeted today with the age old saying “as American as Apple Pie” and I instantly realized apple pie aint American at all. The Germanic ppl have been making strudel since before America’s founding.

Steven Miller calling someone else weird looking is rich…

Latest Sesame Street lesson just dropped: R is for racist R is for rapist R is for religious zealot R is for Republican

Apparently we have entered an era of white men with ridiculous face tattoos (Teddy Swims, Jelly Roll, Post Malone, etc). Since it’s apparently a wagon, I need ideas for forehead ink…

@pizza-hut.bsky.social care to explain why a medium Hawaiian pizza is $18 but i can make my own Hawaiian (ham, bacon and pineapple) and apply a coupon for a $10 large 3 topping pie? It takes so much effort not to be screwed by your modern corporate pizza co…

I just discovered thin cut ribeye at Publix. It’s like $5-$10/lb less than standard cut (today was $17/lb), with near perfect fat marble for a rapid BBQ. Just made K style BBQ tacos with a simple pina, soy, brown sugar, rice vinegar and mirin marinade. I think I’ve sexualized steak…

Dying to meet the douche that has parked his/her oversized Nissan truck in the handicap spot at Publix w/ the sticker that reads “teach your son to change oil not gender”. Next time I might just change the side of his truck so it has key stripes.

I made over easy eggs and my 9 yr old - who only knows scrambled eggs - declared “wow dad, you made a new type of egg!”

I’m interviewing for a teaching assistant position at my daughter’s school. Wish me luck yall!

My autistic non-verbal 6 yr old son just finished his first video game: Astro’s Playroom on PS5 (with a little help from dad). When the credits finished he clapped with so much joy at his accomplishment.

When you get off a plane and arrive home at 10am but already ate breakfast 5 hrs ago… #FatDog #4midterms #Community

Missing home…

You guys all know I love our boy Steph and by NBA standards, that was definitely a disgusting move. But my lord did he take a lot of steps.

Ebola is the scariest virus imaginable. Read the true store “The Hot Zone” by Richard Preston

So excited for our trip to MA/NH for the next week and change, but not looking forward to a 9pm flight that lands at midnight…

Real happy to see my favorite teams are not on this list. Not a surprise to see pretty much every team I hate here (Jets, Steelers, Titans, Chiefs, Cowboys - just missing the Ravens).

$11/lb for ground chuck. Everything’s fine…

Who could deny some Boston Butt!?!

My wife (a child psychiatrist) was recruited for a job at an insurance company. It likely involves denying claims. It pays 1.5x what she makes now seeing patients in outbound clinic. What do you all think? Bend morals for a couple years or not worth it?

If you are a grown ass adult who rushes ahead of families with kids at Disney or won’t give up your monorail seat to elderly, children or pregnant women: you suck, grow the f up.

Going to Disney with your 2 kids, plus niece and nephew, as an adult that enjoys rides and shows must be like what Pinhead and the Cenobites feel for their puzzle box world.

Insider reporting from unnamed sources close to Bluesky personality Jax Husky Andrew K say him getting a full time job is “95% done.” The remaining 5% of work is focused on applying for jobs and interviews.

A lil Alex Karabanter…apparently he worked out with the Celts, which I think are a near perfect fit for him. It would also be fantastic to have him so close to Storrs. bustingbrackets.com/celtics-repo...

Adjudicated rapist says what?

What goes through the collective mind of the entire democratic free world when they see someone driving a Tesla Cybertruck.

Treated to a gem of a rainbow in Orlando this evening!

Naming games I have played 900 hrs or more (semi-chronologically): NHL 94 FIFA 95 Zelda Ocarina of Time Emperor Battle for Dune (now free abandonware) Pokemon Gen 1 FF X Gran Turismo 3 NCAA 04-08 (combined btw, but would qualify if no new version each yr)

This is priceless

Ok an AOC ticket with Mamdani as a very involved political advisor!

Seems hella unconstitutional.

Morning everyone. Do you know that your President just exempted himself, his family, and all his family's companies from our tax laws? You are subject to the law. Now he is not. No one should not pretend this is okay or normal. It's an ongoing constitutional crisis.

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Collective Soul Bush Korn Something Corporate Reel Big Fish Alanis Morissette Dispatch Dave Death Cab Blues Traveler

Doubling down that Conman Jesus would be a fantastic show. Just saying.

Just got my bloodwork and phlebotomist hit a nerve. It hurt like a MFer and for some reason I found myself apologizing to her. “I am sorry, I am usually not a giant wimp” and she was just like “ya whatever, give me your other arm”. Talk about cold blooded!

I learned a couple things from Paula Deen: 1) dont be a racist ahole 2) adding fat or cheese to anything will make it taste better

More scenes from the local murder path…

Im not here to tell anyone what to believe in but a Catholic friend pushed me to answer why Jesus’ disciples would say they saw him perform miracles and get tortured to death. He insisted I need to watch some show about the disciples. I suggested Jesus was a conman and now want a show about this.