introduce yourself with four spaceships.

this list is terrible. no harold and kumar, no south park, no talladega nights or super troopers, no real genius, no muppets, no spaceballs.

this is the very definition of a meteor game for #nerevs fans.

Just a reminder, “Epstein” is the name of the sex trafficker. The president is called “Epstein’s monster.”

I bet fliers would be in a better mood if the Trump administration didn’t just rip away rules that make airlines compensate people for canceled and delayed flights.

every time i wonder if my kid truly is doomed to the family engineering curse, he goes and does something like refer to his elbows as “hinges”.

This is a real image of a real thing that exists in the universe! And because a bunch of humans decided to get together and build a space telescope, we get to see it! 🤯

rarely do we see a referee butcher a game as badly as this. emphatically arguing he’s right about bad calls both ways, yet utterly unwilling to put in any effort to get it right. the two teams nearly got to the point of being needlessly mad at each other but instead focused on him. we won 4-2.

charming hospitality. to be fair, there is always one country whose fans notably wear out their welcome, but it's not the one she's thinking of.

SOMEONE: Fuck you! BOVINO: That’s not very nice. THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?

All of the societal effort that goes into making the wealthy happy is like if every year 50% of the money generated in Canada went towards teaching thousands of dogs to become cardiothoracic surgeons. It's not going to happen, it hardly creates any jobs, and it's fucking up the dogs.

Incredible piece of data journalism here from @wsj.com. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

this is an enjoyable rant with a lot of good points; i'm probably 60-40 against the schedule change, myself, but it's impossible to say what it will really be like until #nerevs get out of foxboro, where it's always ten degrees colder inside of gillette.

Just so. And I think the penalty for failing the course should not be a poor grade, but rather immediate disconnection from the internet. After retaking the course, another failing grade should be punishable by death.

According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally. Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.

the crayon flag lives on at my kid’s elementary school. #nerevs

so uhhhhh is anyone going to do anything about the epidemic of drivers just blasting through red lights these days? @timdonnelly.com investigates: nygroove.nyc/why-does-no-...

This is like when I get mad about Star Wars sequels making the galaxy feel like they only have about eight people in it.

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Finally. Now, Mike Johnson needs to bring a vote to the floor to #ReleaseTheFiles. Epstein’s victims and the American people deserve the truth.

any day people in this country choose to be these kinds of people, and not criminal billionaires or masked secret police is a day that the regime hasn’t beaten us. may we all still be good enough to earn friends like these.

With Mayor @wutrain.bsky.social in Nova Scotia to watch Boston's tree start its journey, a reminder of how this tradition started on December 6, 1917. 🧵

it is exactly five blocks to school. two of them were completely obstructed by vehicular bullshit, forcing me to hop my cargo bike, my 100lb child, and his cello onto a narrow-ass sidewalk to sneak by. we were lucky to not have the door shut in our face.

when you’re moved by a photo of mechanical wear…

to me, the first ipad pro was closer to fully replacing a computer than it was for a lot of other people, for the stuff i did at home. my second ipad pro lets me ignore both my work and my home laptop. www.theverge.com/tech/817939/...

nobody going to work today but at least the ones who are are utter psychos. special mention to the guy in the black truck with the totenkopf stickers who furiously swerved around a stopped car to run a red light on a four way walk.

it’s bad enough when a team is better than you, but when you’re playing them tight and they wind up scoring on a bad outlet and three bad bounces that thwarted clearing it. and that was it. we lost 1 - 0 and somehow got seeded against a better team in the playoffs despite finishing 6-1-1.

Fucking magnates, how do they work

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

when people spend good money on aftermarket frowny grilles for their big manly truck, does no one remind them that it’s just this scene from ‘toy story 2’?

why are there still so many saturns on the road in new hampshire?

every single day there’s a new worst thing and it’s dismaying to know they’ll find a way to top this one, too.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

Air traffic controllers unpaid. Flights delayed & cancelled. And now Trump is shutting down 10% of air traffic at our busiest airports, including Boston Logan. Republicans must reopen the govt. I'll keep fighting for our airport workers & their rightful pay.

lol

Please take a minute to scroll through this—and share it. It's the story of our time. The Authoritarian Stack: How Tech Billionaires Are Building a Post-Democratic American—And Why Europe Is Next. www.authoritarian-stack.info

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

ICE abducted 9 documented workers at a car wash in Allston & denied them the chance to retrieve their documents — this is cruel & harrowing. My office is in touch with the families and working with them to track down their loved ones & connect them with legal counsel.

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

The factional grifters will hate this, but the Mamdani-Spanberger-Sherrill axis actually suggests the outlines of a broad, emerging Dem coalition organized around both anti-Trump *and* affordability politics, not a party bitterly divided against itself.

every once in a while i play a team that makes me feel as old & mediocre as i am. just a track meet from start to finish. 2.2 miles on a 7v7 field is not easy to do. i did not pass well under pressure, but i did have a couple of near miss golazos. we lost 2 - 0 and that feels like an accomplishment.

mental note to be nice to visiting blue jays fans next year. even though historically i’ve found them prickly at best. brutal.

goddamn cars parking in bike lanes.

sure, my kid’s costume proved to be too heavy for the three hours of trick or treating, but some other fad manning a front stoop appreciated the sheer quantity of hot glue and poured me a beer. i love my neighborhood so damn much.

late-career harrison ford continues to be great. www.theguardian.com/environment/...