THERE ARE NO WORDS.

#RedSox Caleb Durbin homers (10) on a fly ball to left center off #Orioles Tyler Wells. 🏳 364ft, 96.7mph, 🚀38.0° BAL 5 @ BOS 6 · BOT 8

this is fucking INSANE, what in the world is happening

Willson Contreras is creeping awfully close to JD Martinez territory

PRIEST: and let this wine represent the blood of jesus’s sacrifice GUY WHO JUST STARTED THE BIBLE: uhhhh spoiler alert??

and after alllllllllllllllllllllllllll that's england footballlllllllllllllllllll

That Spence tackle was like Hightower on Marshawn, holy moly

MLB_ALLSTARGAME_2026_REAL_1 (FULL) mp3 limewire ass audio

so we just have to get used to wildfire smoke every summer from now on, huh. neat. www.wbur.org/news/2026/07...

fun finish to the derby. not nearly enough dingers though

lol Willson Contreras has a Bowser bat

the fella who plays Daeron Targaryen is gonna be Link in the Zelda film next year. pretty good fit!

You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.

imagine how good wilyer abreu would be if he could hit *squints eyes*…right-handers?

oh my god, just hammer the shit out of the fucking ball on penalty kicks

for no reason at all, my brain remembered this and now i have to share it

Finished Widow’s Bay, and as much as I love seeing Matthew Rhys having a bad time, this show just isn’t for me. Feed Stephen Root the rock more!

mexico chasing in the second half is gonna be absolute madness

happy birthday, America. I hope everybody is blowin’ on the endo and gamecube nintendoing today youtu.be/7ZAYzLjQAd4?...

happy birthday hotdogs

cape verde 🫡

HO FUCK WHAT A HIT

when did early-2000s Ludacris turn into a load-bearing pillar of American commercials?

man what?????

my god, no lead is safe, nothing is sacred

This fucking tournament!!!!

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I’m as pro-hitter as anybody, but pitchers should be able to kick their hitting teammates in the throat if they burn the final challenge like that

I’m the guy who has always said very nice things about Caleb Durbin

Sox finish the four-game sweep tonight and my dumb brain is gonna start thinking STUPID thoughts about this bad baseball team

lol hell yeah

the only conclusion to draw here is that Trevor Story’s whole deal is communicable www.mlb.com/news/marcelo...

Pulisic checks in and USMNT immediately screams across the final third like a banshee

I desperately need these world cup broadcasts to stop threatening me with James Corden’s postgame show

the Boston broadcast is enjoying this USA fan struggling to stay awake

receiving congratulatory happy father‘s day texts when you’ve been a dad for less than two weeks

phew, I was worried netflix was gonna come in, declare they know ball, thrash around, and fuck up what’s been a pretty superb experience the last few years.

Olise is brilliant

finally got around to rewatching Into The Spider-Verse yesterday for the first time since it came out. an all-time classic cut. I gotta get this framed for my apartment

the adidas three stripe logo is absurdly juiceless compared to the trefoil

two of these three have a ring

USMNT playing with…skill? swagger? what the hell is going on

The South Korean fans couldn't bring the tequila bottle inside the stadium, so they started drinking it all together outside and also invited the Mexican fans to join them.

UConn’s own Cyle with a C!

my favorite Spanish language announcer World Cup thing ever was when they called David Beckham "Señor Spiceman"

Steph Castle plays with genuine hate in his heart

this is incredibly funny for several reasons, the main being I watched Iron Man last night for the first time in eons