"wow, you must be trust fund rich!" "nah, we're fascism rich."

Listening to Mamdani's reply thinking, "who could possibly disagree with anything he's saying, all salient and completely reasonable points" and she immediately interrupts him to disagree The smile he gives her at the end, after extending the olive branch, is one we poc's are all too familiar with

Listening to Mamdani's reply thinking, "who could possibly disagree with anything he's saying, all salient and completely reasonable points" and she immediately interrupts him to disagree The smile he gives her at the end, after extending the olive branch, is one we poc's are all too familiar with

Caitlin Clark really is the WNBA player for our current moment: white and full of personal grievances but otherwise “apolitical” and seemingly uninterested in any kind of solidarity

*with the exception of Caitlin Clark, who had her team issue a “no comment”, because of course solidarity isn’t Caitlin Clark’s thing

🥁BOOM 🥁BOOM 👏HEARTS ♥️🌲 #utfh

You gotta be kidding me

This is not how I wanted to win this match, how I thought this team could have and should have won this match, but a win is a win. motm today is Neto #cheben

PASS THE BALL TO ESTEVAO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING GARNACHO

Chelsea (vs Benfica) performance check in the first 30 minutes... Pass: Caicedo, Neto, Garnacho, Buonanotte, Cucu Fail: Enzo, Badiashile, Sanchez, George, Gusto, Trev, Maresca Almost the entire defense has performed poorly so far #cfc

Chelsea FC is currently a vicious cycle of Enzo continuing to pull out his "secret sauce wildcard lineup and formation" and the players keep responding by earning dumb red cards that destroy the fans' hopes

Napheesa Collier concludes her statement with: "We have the best league in the world. We have the best fans in the world. But we have the worst leadership in the world." #WNBA #Lynx

Alien vs Predator

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

No sir, I don't like it.

I'm doing a challenge where I have to get as close to 10k steps in a day without going over. Today I already have 9.7k, so now I must become a potato for the remainder of the day.

Incapable of guarding a ball flying into the box

Of course

Always really poor at marking and guarding the center box area when crosses do successfully make their way in #chebha

"Down a man and up a goal? Let's get more attacking players on the pitch." -Probably Enzo Maresca right about now

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how beautiful Brighton's stadium is? Just absolutely gorgeous, me thinks. I'd love to watch a match there someday. #CHEBHA

Heavy dose of silliness to start Friday funday youtu.be/9os7eSj2KJo?... #spaceghost #brak

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Happy Little Shop of Horrors Day to all who celebrate

ekitike gets a second yellow RED because he took his shirt off lmao what a fool

That was an awful match, but #cfc won, and that's all that matters at this stage, but for the love of dog pull it together Chelsea

"The one thing that's worse than evil, is a fanatical sense of what's right."

never too late to dislike and unsubscribe money matters most to these corporations hit 'em where it hurts the most

Went back to watch the man city goal and as much as I dislike Haaland, it was really good work from him with the unsuspecting pass to Reijnders, their ability to both sprint ahead with little guarding, the touch to put the ball aggressively forward and away from the defender, and an easy finish.

Hoping for another stoppage time miracle

Not sure who did a worse job right then, Reece or Bruno

10 more minutes, 2 more goals to be scored Nice header by Trev

Enzo really needs to hit the weight room, and the skills clinic, and probably mostly the bench

The air has deflated in the stadium even with them being up 2 goals

Casemiro with the double yellow... wow what a turn of events

Jorgensen sleeping in the box, or just casually wandering way off his lines, I do hope he feels nice and refreshed by the 90th

Our backup goalkeeper is bad, and our starting goalkeeper is an idiot, and now I'm wondering why we pursued every good youth player EXCEPT FOR A KEEPER

I'd really like to see Enzo not have another touch on the ball

My feed has turned into the Chelsea supporters support group

Getting screwed left and right And Enzo has already pulled cole

Tunes into Chelsea match 8 minutes in, looks at score, looks at text underneath score, "WHAT THE F---" #cfc

I guess my woke econ professors forgot to teach me that racism is disinflationary

Replace them all. Primary every single one. They are useless to us as we fight this autocracy.

What's something you use everyday but you've never actually read its instructions?

"Raise your knee Raise your other knee Raise your foot Raise your other foot Walk in a circle Do the puppet master" -Elijah Wood

Just cancelled my Disney+ subscription.

Is "chocolate" a 2 or 3 syllable word?