Jesus christ is nothing safe from this flood of bullshit

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To summarize. According to Lizza, Nuzzi, in addition to fucking multiple subjects without disclosure: 1) outed a confidential source 2) fed source information to RFK 3) damaged other people’s reputation through anonymous posts on Reddit 4) advised RFK and repeatedly acted on his behalf

no they will just send ice after every single person they can find with a vaguely middle eastern sounding name

you learn by doing, why would i want to do stuff in a way that ensures i won't learn from it

everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas

this is why jonah was such a great character

honestly impressed at the trumpeter sitting in front of Giant Mallet Guy not flinching

tf did i do

honestly love to see anthony rendon going from not playing baseball as his side thing to being able to do it full time. follow your dreams.

The national humiliations keep coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

hello yes madam press secretary still looking for a quote about the president's plans about filling a plane with diarrhea

i imagine the lawyer who wrote this went home and had a nice day, feeling that they had done an honest day's work to make the world a better place

I can’t wait for all the posts about AI recipes fucking up thanksgiving this year

Windmill dunking on the United States like Jordan in space jam

I'm thinking about how it now seems clear this particular fascist moment will end, this particular movement will fall, but I'm thinking about all the forms of horrible harm that will be locked-in forever and go uncommented on. I am thinking about this because KOSA has been reintroduced in the House.

My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?

I definitely want my health insurance to have swagger, it's way more important than it covering the cost of going to the doctor

Russian speakers how the hell do I know where to put the stress in a word

maybe i am going insane

the fake burger king

winter should be illegal i hate this goddamn season

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glad to see that the revisionist "the phantom menace was actually not that bad!" position not being endorsed by pritzker

come on that would never happen

and they should have spent more www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...

It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own

normal person: i slammed my penis in the car door tech C-suite: i disrupted the car door economy by leveraging new inputs

and so all these critics are saying *funny voice* you can't set the tempest in a walmart, and you know, they don't know what the hell they're talking about. we're going to be doing some very great plays this season and we're looking very closely at some tom stoppard

the "please don't hit me your lordship" tone that ai models are apparently set to use if asked why the output is wrong is incredibly creepy

what if we kissed in the $300 inflatable cancerous colon

why does joven look like jd vance at a metal show

This has got to be rage bait right

Add it to the list...

there's going to be a lot of intra-gop jockeying for position as the heir. vance has the crown prince slot taken but there's an ultra lane open of being more trumpist than trump

marjorie taylor gone okay next item on the agenda what are we posting about

i swear to god if any of you try to make friends with MTG or say some shit about how the tent needs to be big enough for reasonable conservatives or whatever

What

So how long before trump threatens to deport or kill mamdani, gonna be days right

Played through bwv 1178 today, it's a fascinating slice of Young Bach. Reminds me a lot of pachelbel's chaconnes, but the fugue section at the end is both pure JSB and also an indication that he'd had the idea of using the ground bass as a fugue subject for a long time before the c minor passacaglia

who's going to play olivia nuzzi and rfk jr. in the streaming prestige drama adaptation of american canto

obligatory repost of possibly the best ntsb report ever, and a cautionary tale:

Can't agree on how to calculate the vector potential? Problematic gauge gap

right because when you're not 12 fast food tastes less good

in the immortal words of that guy in 2020, they've got the meats bitch