Catherine O'Hara was a Canadian gem who will be missed. My condolences to her friends and family.

Are you exhausted? This is free for anybody to read. I hope it helps.

This month on Across the Desk (from The Writer's Atelier), I'm joined by the wonderful @sarajbenincasa.bsky.social! She was one of the first people I thought of when I created this series, and I was thrilled to have her sit across my desk. Enjoy! nicolemathew.substack.com/p/across-the...

COME THRU WE GOT FREE ADMISSION FREE COMEDY FREE MUSIC FREE GHOSTS & A CASH BAR

Gay hockey boosts my SSRI

ROUND DEUX! Bonne année! Bonne anus!

Blessed be.

My boyfriend keeps bringing SHORESY up but I am making him watch HEATED GAY instead.

I only have one note!

We wish you a safe and healthy holiday!

I only have one note!

“Everybody was doin cums but only ONE BRAVE MAN was doin American vowels!!!!” - today’s finest entry in the college group chat was about hockey show, Francois Arnaud I salute you

“This year all 17 of my perfect children beat the shit out of your ugly kids.” - my year-end newsletter scrawled on a napkin in Sharpie and thrown at a stranger from a highway overpass.

TIL Teddy Roosevelt’s daughter had a snake named Emily Spinach.

TRUE GLAMOUR

“This year all 17 of my perfect children beat the shit out of your ugly kids.” - my year-end newsletter scrawled on a napkin in Sharpie and thrown at a stranger from a highway overpass.

My year end round up primarily involves me increasing my commitment to oatmeal. Please applaud. Cannot wait for more fiber in 2026!

#icymi some wisdom from moi

Would recommend HEATED RIVALRY to my parents but cannot endure the responsibility of explaining frotting to my mom.

The rivalry? Heated! The smoothie? Ice cold!

My good bitch Svetlana in HEATED RIVALRY is aching for a Sapphic awakening and I see that for her in S2, preferably with a very 90s Colorado lesbian with a mullet and flannel, and also they will build an actual adobe vacation home near Taos at great expense to her father.

My work in this thread is simply elegant and elevated, and ultimately what cultural criticism is all about.

Which character in HEATED RIVALRY are you? I’m Rose (a chatty diva accustomed to the company of homosexuals) yet also I am Hockey Puck (a silent diva accustomed to the company of homosexuals.)

Which character in HEATED RIVALRY are you? I’m Rose (a chatty diva accustomed to the company of homosexuals) yet also I am Hockey Puck (a silent diva accustomed to the company of homosexuals.)

This is a really good idea.

crying

What if next season of HEATED RIVALRY is just a lesbian rugby league in Saskatoon-adjacent?

This is for Canadians and is about the gay hockey show but it is a special dedication to Canadians.

Smoothie King has a "secret menu" for fans of gay hockey and on that menu is a drink called "The Dilator." This will be a critical plot point when they get around to showing hole.

This entire thread, but Hard Knocks: The NFC East.

This is a really important and great thread, but I've heard that when they're not wearing their hockey outfits, these people don't wear so much as a stitch of denim, so I really doubt they'll do anything as accurate as showing hole.

MY TV WORKS I CAN KEEP WATCHING HOMOSEXUAL HOCKEY GAYS OF FARTHEST CANADIA.

This is the quintessential Bluesky post.

Read this thread if you want an explanation of this skeet. 😂

damn that baby looks cool as hell

Just so everybody knows I’ve been suffering this indignity for 12 minutes.

AHAHAAHHAAH

Hang on... does the H stand for HOCKEY?

I have also just started this and are there any other characters in this show or what

So HEATED RIVALRY is a nice chaste Jane Austen repressed love show about if Magic Johnson and Larry Bird fell in love.

NANAIMO BAR HIVE STAND UP!!!

This feels like Old Me. Occasionally she jumps out, awwww.

I am finally watching Newer Gayer Letterkenny.

Josh is insinuating that the gay hockey show gets really gay and I don’t know if I trust that it will get really gay… Maybe they just hold hands? I want to believe Josh.

Nobody did it, which is great because at the time I was living off freelance writing and comedy gigs so that $300 would’ve really eaten a hole in my pocket. I would’ve been good for it though.

I love to support Canadian art so I just started watching the gay hockey program and we’re almost 10 minutes in and so far there’s been gay athletics and gay breathing and also spinning, gay but when do they show hole.

This tweet from 2017 or 18 is the reason my Wikipedia page is cross-referenced with Afrofuturism. Blessed be.

Teddy Ruxpin strikes me as the type who has killed before and will kill again.

I GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY!!!