and here... we... go gayyyyy shit! get'chur gayyyy shit!!! step right up, step right up, and let's have some fun

Let me tell you why we still need Pride Month: Last week at work, a woman and her daughter (10 or 11 y/o) came past where I was working in the store. The daughter complimented my blue hair (yes I wear the wig at work), and then whispered to me that she '...really like(d) my Pride thing.' (1/2)

Plenty of other people today have already told you what to go do with yourself, and I'm going to go ahead and do the same: fuck all the way off.

You aren’t invited to our month.

Here is my official statement on the start of Pride Month 2026: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Thank you for your attention to this matter.

MENTIONING THE STRIKES ON YOUR ACCOUNT HAS ADDED FOUR ADDITIONAL STRIKES TO YOUR ACCOUNT

now that it's pride can i say that i don't believe in straight people? like gay people i get but straight people: are you sure? you're sure you don't wanna bite the lower lip of (same gender) and then lean in for a passionate kiss sometimes? like c'mon. we're all adults here. you should try it.

Costco now sells paint buckets full of wine. Cus you know. Fuck it

Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?

I hate to do this, but between bills, school, and now I guess trying to plan a trip to the states so I can be at my grandma's funeral, money is really tight right now. If anyone can contribute anything to make it less stressful I'd greatly appreciate it ko-fi.com/ladyemilypre...

lmao

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Proud to be a Queer. Proud to be a Witch. Proud to be an Artist. I Will do More of All Three This Month. 💜

Every week he's gonna bring up that car that runs on water, isn't he?

any last words straight people?

lots of reasons I love working at Defector but the latest is that we decided to increase our freelance rates, simply because they’ve been the same for 5 years and it felt like we should be paying more now

has he found a pencil yet @drewmagary.bsky.social? deadspin.com/asshole-cann...

Once men reached "fellas, is it gay to fuck a woman", it was only a matter of time until they hit "the straightest thing a guy can do is fuck another guy". It was always going to end this way.

Asmongold and Fuentes accidentally reinventing ancient Greek "peak masculinity is wanting to fuck other men" belief from first principles is fucking hilarious.

In this house we stand for the flag and kneel before the strap

And there it is, staff's new favorite silencing tool

I will not be performing at America 250.

Two-time Billboard Music Award winner my ass. www.azfamily.com/2026/05/29/k...

I will not be performing at America 250.

It'll be ready in two weeks.

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

i feel like this is probably the best time in recent american history to be a criminal because the justice department doesn’t give a shit, it’s too busy going through the president’s burn book www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

Shocked to hear that thyroid cancer was diagnosed with a case of Pamela Bondi.

What's up? I'll tell you what's up, Bluesky, new @billwurtz.com song just dropped.

Your*

Bluesky: ignores multiple emails about racism and xenophobia because it isn't against TOS Also Bluesky:

Somehow this ended up in the sidebar of a YouTube video I was watching and I've never been more happy to be a fucking lesbian.

Author of this thinks nobody reads Pratchett any more because most of his readers have blocked her.

If an Amber Alert redirected me to X I would assume it’s from the predator asking for help finding a new victim

I believe a woman's perspective can provide the best answer to this question: What breast do you instinctively reach for in an intimate moment? That's the one with the dominant nipple.

These are the ones I picked. Sadly the NHS video can’t go in cause it uses clips from the Catch-22 TV series, even though it’s fair use + transformative. Also they asked me for the list like 18 months ago so recent episodes aren’t included. But the other nine will be preserved uhhh forever I guess?

AMAZING NEWS: the British Film Institute are adding some episodes of Philosophy Tube to their Archive of National Importance. Future generations will have the chance to see the show long after YouTube is gone. This is a HUGE honour, I can’t really think what a higher one would even be??! 😮

It makes me happy that “Identity” is preserved for future generations. They could delete my whole channel and throw me in the sea but I’m still gonna be cracking eggs in the year 2500 baby they’re gonna put my head in a jar like Futurama

If there’s anyone out there, that would just like to see one message that doesn’t involve complete madness going on in the world, maybe this message could be the one to remind you that there are good, kind hearted people out there. It’s not a mistake to be one of those people.💜

people still hand out business cards?

i should get some made maybe out of metal

this is an excellent idea tbh it can have a qr code on it so u can scan my info then enjoy the potato i will have to carry them in a pringles type canister

GR dogsitter is in the house and the squad could not be happier!

FUN FACT: the only thing I've ever seen her in was a True Love Waits video with her husband Kirk Cameron.

Bonnie Hunt is a national fucking treasure and we as a nation do not appreciate her enough.

Um, phrasing?

Like me, an alumnus of Bowling Green State University! (I got better grades.)