Had an idea that's been stirring in my brain all day and hoping like hell I can pull it all together by Sunday. I want to do a Bonnie Raitt song for my next drag performance and just need this and that to pull off the look.

Today feels like someone ordered a Monday with extra Monday on the side.

It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/... www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMO...

Live footage of the Big Air at the Winter Olympics.

Starting to think this Jerry guy is funnier than me.

I’m excited to share that I’ve started a new jewelry venture on whatnot but I need some help with the initial inventory costs. It would mean the world to me as I pursue this passion. If you’re able, please consider donating Thank you so much for your support! gofund.me/2006bf5aa

First show! www.whatnot.com/s/JeJubilQ

this is cher-cuterie.

Just a reminder: sign-up for the Turning Point USA half-time show is 6pm Sunday night. You get five minutes of stage time and are required to buy a drink and bring along at least two audience members. Thanks, have fun.

"Welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today. I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and today we're going to attempt to verify our host Jerry."

Oh cool, Mixed Doubles Curling is on.

www.tumblr.com/respocked/80... LMAO 🤣

good morning, sunshine 💕

it's a beautiful day to treat me to a coffee so I can run errands in this hideous weather💕 🖤 throne.mayawest.online

"Welcome to Muppet Labs, where the future is being made today. I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and today we're going to attempt to verify our host Jerry."

An actual Muppet cannot host the show himself.

For the longest time, I felt that being a successful queer person in the Heartland was impossible. And then I started traveling. From teachers to Trans farmers, I realized that underneath the veil that media and culture show us, there is a side of the Midwest we don't see. A queer side.

I want to show that side. And my voice, and the voices of many others, can show others that the beautiful Rural Midwest is the perfect place for many in the LGBTQ+ community. buff.ly/MJWZ2Lr

Someone should send me a bunch of V-Bucks so I can get the Chappell Roan skin in Fortnite.

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Sex workers and especially trans sex workers are out here being constantly targeted. To build community and then be banned…. Unfortunately this feels all too familiar and tbh it’s fucking bullshit. Stop erasing sex workers off every platform when you profit from us.

Jonny from the 89X morning show is not an asswipe. www.facebook.com/reel/9357525...

FOR THE LAST TIME, COMMANDER WILLIAM THOMAS RIKER, YES!

until then

dug this up while I was looking for '80s country songs during the last video. country only remebers song that sound timeless but there is so much incredibly dated country-pop in every era that has yet to be resurrected Bruno Mars could do a good cover of this

That's okay; now they can reopen the empty huts as Pizza Nuggets locations. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrg4...

a recent harvard study showed that you should embrace and love bisexuality more

I should be on The Muppet Show because I'm a damn delight. And also, they could write a subplot where Gonzo thinks he and I are related because of my blue hair.

Wait, I thought we were trying the bee thing this week.

🥎 Opening Day‼️ wake up, nerds. it's bat and ball season again. we have never been more back.

I need help I don’t have groceries. I’m behind on bills. I need to replace two tires on my car; it’s unsafe currently. I just … I need help. Life is so so so hard right now

"Freaky, long-haired, dirty, cynical hippies will love our freaky, long-haired, dirty, cynical Muppets because that is what show business is all about." That is an actual line from the pitch reel for The Muppet Show back in the 1970s, so don't come at me with 'the comedy's too edgy for the family'.

Look, Star trek VI: The Undiscovered country is fucking sick ok

Day 107 of inserting a Muppet into a Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #TheMuppets

Tell me you never watched the original The Muppet Show without telling me.....

If there was a God, this would be a perfect time to smite a heretic.

I just the man has a crown on his head in a world of No Kings centrists are getting at me for refusing to vote for a guy who makes racists jokes to score political points while wearing A FUCKING CROWN on his head

Even before JKRow outed herself as a monster, HP was problematic for saying basically "these systems and mechanisms are fine, just the wrong person is in the dictator slot"

Ugh the thread this spawned