The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

see, the lukewarm take is that dan is snake because nostalgia critic bad, but i think doug is the punished one, trying to keep his legacy alive while dan is ideologically dedicated to the elimination of everything that ruined his life

Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

RIP Bozo

"I'll do the dishes tonight."

This is why I'm actually pretty optimistic that the time in which Trump can establish a personalist dictatorship has passed.

Hadn’t been clothes shopping for a dog’s age, so bit the bullet. ME: This is kinda cute… CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Hand wash, lay flat to dry in shade, do not leave in direct sunlight, do not dry clean. ME: This is not a shirt, it’s a mogwai.

It's Friday. Let the weekend begin.

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally

7. Montana's court put it simply: if a cis woman's birth certificate says "M" by mistake, she can fix it. If a trans woman's says "M," she can't. Both want the same document. One gets it; the other doesn't. The only difference is sex assigned at birth. That is a law that by definition hinges on sex.

If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

I’m looking for an automated way to read others’s scientific data without giving credit or acknowledgement, and also claim full credit for insights from it. And I want it to have a fitting name OAI: say no more

look Mirrors is a bad movie but haunted detective keifer sutherland circling the words Mirrors Are Guilty in a newspaper montage while muttering “mirrors are guilty” under his breath is the kinda screenwriting you simply cant get away with on this side of the 2008 financial crash

“the press criticizing the president are just like those filthy jews who turned on jesus”

Compsognathus severely underrepresented here.

Bulk packs of mini-Airheads are like 40% "mystery".

Few people know that Kafka was the first person to ask “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

"Men aren't supposed to be happy" is what I thought right up until I stopped being one.

Dave, that's _exactly_ what you were doing! Have the courage of your fucking convictions, you absolute piece of garbage.

He knew exactly what he was doing. Don’t get shy now, man, you bought the cake; eat every slice.

Robert Eggers. WERWULF. Set in 13th Century England, Werwulf sees a mysterious creature stalk the land as local folklore becomes a terrifying reality. Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Lily-Rose Depp, Willem Dafoe, Ralph Ineson & Bodhi Rae Breathnach star. In theaters December 25, 2026.

Pronouncing erudite like crudite.

This is one of the funniest posts of all time @jazzpomegranate.com

Hello yes is this Mortiis? I’ve got something you’re gonna wanna see

I keep looking at my hair in the mirror and going "you know what, once I get hair transplants I could probably rock a sideshave..."

What do these companies have in common? -Block -Citigroup -Coinbase -CVS -Dominion Energy -Disney -Halliburton -Hasbro -HP -Kohl's -Live Nation -Palantir -Paypal -PG&E -Southwest Airlines -Tesla -United Airlines They all paid a lower effective income tax rate than you: zero.

In a 13th Age campaign I ran, we had to retroactively add Plato so that a character could use the phrase "platonic ideal".

Tempting to write a book that does this sort of thing, but late in the book a character says "Have you ever wondered why it's called a tuxedo? It's named after a place, but there's no place in our world called 'Tuxedo.' So why do we call it that?" Multiverse leakage as a plot point.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

Big “Do not become addicted to water” energy

unmute, this is 100% right

"strike me down and I will become more mid than you can possibly imagine"

People willing calling people by their chosen names of Clavicular or Sneako but complain about trans people pronouns. Get fucked

It is really disturbing to me to see people who would never, ever accept the idea that it was the Taliban or Al Qaeda or ISIS’s fault that people were Islamophobic feel totally fine blaming Israel for rising antisemitism

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

Oh my god why is the Mechanicus soundtrack so good.

did you ever see that reddit analysis of every person subbed to 40k and at least one other army subreddit? theres some funny ones but the top like 5 Night Lords ones are split between a goth fashion subs aimed at women and goth porn subs

under every advertisement for the new installment there is basically 0 hype or talk about anything except feral women in the replies going "fuck fuck fuck please let me fuck a nightlord fuck please let us have a companion nightlord that just takes his knife and-"

Owlcat games board room meeting where they discuss what happened regarding their 40k video game adaptation where instead of capturing the anticipated dork male 40k fanbase they instead attracted a Ton of insane women who don't care about dumb lore and instead want to fuck the Evil Space Twink Elf

JD Vance telling people to toughen up and stop whining is really really funny bc he is a tiny insecure baby man hopping from father figure to father figure hoping it will give him enough power to change himself into a real boy who fits in with the rich snobs who made him their performing pet

I'm so fucking tired.

If someone says that the world owes Hitler an apology because he knew that Jews are all evil bloodthirsty inhuman monsters by our very nature and tried to save everyone else on the planet from us, they are a Nazi. This is incredibly straightforward.

I really don't think people understand how DEEPLY out of hand the normalization of Nazi talking points has gotten. Like you post a challah recipe and people say that everyone you know should go "back to Poland" (which has approximately the same Jewish pop as Rhode Island) and that Hitler was right.

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Imagine doing Holocaust denial on Yom HaShoah and expecting to get a friendly reception

Holocaust denying scum.

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This logic suggests that men are incapable of controlling themselves and women must suffer the consequences. Women must decline professional networking and social relationships with men because they will be at fault if he rapes her.