"Jewish-coded pro-blowjob stance" "Jewish-coded pro-blowjob stance" "JEWISH-CODED PRO-BLOWJOB STANCE" WHAT ARE WE FUCKING ___DOING___ HERE, MAN?!?

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Baruch atah adonai, eloheynu melech ha-olam, she-asani b'tzalmo. Blessed are You, Adonai our G-d, ruler of the universe, who made me in Your image.

for some reason the left (goldman sachs) refuses to take AI seriously

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

By invading Iran, which he already defeated last year, President Trump will destroy the nuclear arsenal built with $1.7 billion in crypto from Binance, whose founder he pardoned and brought to Mar-a-Lago. It's 4D chess that the Democrat Party couldn't begin to comprehend. by Marc Thiessen

love when democrats talk about kitchen table issues as if trans people and immigrants don’t have kitchen tables 🙃

Y'all ever see an infographic so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

It was really a… choice for a political party full of people who participated in a conspiracy to sexually assault children to fan the flames of a movement on their side that was centered around getting rid of politicians who were part of a conspiracy to sexually assault children.

I don't know what it says about me that these sorts of conversations are what have most tempted me to conversion in the years of my otherwise very comfortable apostasy.

Also, apparently orca mohel training needs some work www.reddit.com/r/orcas/comm...

code mauve, code mauve. this is not a drill

#JewSky Say, for the sake of argument, that the holographic doctor from Star Trek Voyager converted to Judaism. Would he need to be powered down on Shabbat?

It really is wild how often the most hateful comments I receive are from men with a Bible quote and Jesus is King in their bios. But the other thing I’ve noticed it how they become psychosexually obsessed with women who tell them to fuck off on the internet. You can’t convince me they aren’t linked.

I lay like this with my cat like six times a week

It's punching down, is what it is. Only bigots confuse punching down with comedy. And if they're a bigot towards one out-group, sure as flies love shit they'll be masking more bigotry towards others.

The last time anyone that wasn't motivated by antisemitism alleged a conspiracy by Rothschild money was in Landgraviate of Hesse-Kassel around 1803 when Salomon Mayer von Rothschild accused his brother Carl of cheating at Monopoly. What are we doing here?

This seems to imply someone could also do goodthings rapidly and just let the dust settle? Idk! Maybe I'm a dummy.

It's so frustrating that Biden spent 4 years saying the office of the president was powerless to do anything about basically anything and now we have a president just pulling the levers of power as fast as he can going "whee!" and there doesn't seem to be anything stopping him?

i was having sex with someone to transfer my it follows to them but it turns out she was trying to pass her it follows onto me so now we’re both being double it follows-ed

Keep electing Susan Collins and now the favored Dem has a Nazi tattoo, yes, I am concerned about the voting patterns in Maine

"The Jews created pornography to undermine the family" is quite literally the fourteenth of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion. Not great to see left-wing accounts with 700,000 followers saying this sort of thing.

My book BIBLE ADVENTURES is the primary source for a 6-minute chunk of the new Jacob Geller video. Well-cited, too!

"We can do things by announcing them on social media." "Wait, why aren't they getting done?" Well, because you didn't do them. "But we did!" No, you announced it. Doing it takes work. Implementation. That's your job. That's what you wanted - to be in charge. To be the people who do things.

The most insidious thing about treating the Holocaust as though it was an object lesson for the Jewish people is that doing so obfuscates how it was the culmination of centuries of Western prejudicial behavior and the only lesson the West learned from it was that they need to hide that shit better.

Now THAT's a headline. "The U.S. spent $30 billion to ditch textbooks for laptops and tablets: The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents" fortune.com/2026/02/21/l...

This is an important watch if you're Jewish (and likely if you're not), whether or not you're into videogames. youtu.be/8dkB-KTMB3o?...

Alternatively - about 20 #6 birdshot pellets, or 2 #4 buckshot pellets. Which means you could pretty reasonably drain a few people and then have your ass chambered as a holdout weapon, depending on if you've invested dots in supernatural pelvic floor strength.

Quality pearl necklaces have knots between the pearls, specifically so they don't spray everywhere if the necklace breaks (and also to prevent them from rubbing against each other). Martha was wearing the cheap crap that night.

What u mean, it was named after a city founding father named Williston Crime

Occasionally I’ll run across doomer posts talking about how there’s no hope for any trans girl who doesn’t start HRT before 20. …I started at 30.

it’s so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now

If I were any of the victims that survived or the families of the ones that didn't? I would take Sam Altman & company to the fucking cleaners. I'm talking suing the company for so much money that his great-grandchildren would be paying my family line in installments.

MY AAA GIRLFRIEND: C’mere baby. I want you. *time stops* *VFX outline shimmers around her yellow underwear* ME, THINKING: I think she wants something, but what? *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: Her underwear seems important. *2 seconds later* ME, THINKING: I bet I can interact with her underwear.

Trump as president ending up somehow owing the American people $175 billion feels like we let a LLM write history

STRONG contender for "Best Jacob Geller Essay".

TERRIBLE DAY FOR MY HATERS

It takes a particularly stark kind of bigotry and ego to look at a marginalized group explaining your marginalization of them to you and respond by expressing your disinterest. It’s not SURPRISING. It’s just silly that you’d think your interest, or lack thereof, matters.

frankly asserting that conservative justices of the supreme court are slimeballs under malign foreign interest is an accusation that even the hardest partisan warriors wouldn't make, and trump's doing it about two justices he, himself, appointed

Guys like this do not want a wife. They want a combination sex slave/maid/surrogate mom.

I will remember playing Pokemon Legends Arceus until the day I die. Not because it's a good game (which it very much is), but because it was a space for me to exist as a girl.

That they didn’t is strong evidence they won’t, IMO.

Just remember that stuff like this has been some of his rationale, so when he’s like “oh we’ll just do it under this other authority I have,” if he had that authority his lawyers would have argued he did and SCOTUS would probably have stretched to accept it.

I want a girl who gets up early (Gets up early!) I want a girl who stays up late (Stays up late!) I want a girl who's like a merchant fleet (Like a merchant fleet!) Who performs her tasks and girds herself with strength!

God look at these unrealistic expectations for women

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

This is what kills me about the AI zealots: okay, you got to 95% accuracy. Those are impressive numbers for a college exam. Those are "things go boom" numbers in chemical manufacturing.

Judenhass is not the bigoted belief that all Jews are evil. It's the bigoted belief that all evil is Jewish in origin.