well, here's a nice metaphor as we work on dreaming the next chapter after this one:

"The NFL has been compromised."

like, wouldn't it be valuable to hire a trans columnist if you are going to make trans issues a center of your reporting? should you maybe hire a Muslim columnist if you are going to spend a ton of real estate on middle east commentary?

Happy Pride Month

No way, he promised us

In honor of pride month, allow me to showcase this legendary Alex Hirsch tweet.

have you noticed that you never hear anything at all from Musk’s other kids

thinking about this a lot today

flirting with an autistic woman is so hard because sometimes you'll ask a playful question and she'll answer it earnestly before explaining the flirty part of the question that you were intending in the first place.

Pride began as a riot. It continued as a riot, a protest, and yes, a celebration of that ✊️ It will continue to be a protest until liberation comes to all, unconditionally, everywhere 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🌈 1/6

happy pride month (now with alt text) 🌈🌈🌈

On the upside, Agentic AI lets you fire all of your employees and replace them with robots. On the other hand, the robots will fall for the fucking Wallet Inspector trick.

Nanny state overreach.

Just lie back and think of The Ballroom.

Going Live in just 15 minutes for a special First Day of Pride Month stream. Let's talk Queer news & solidarity, stream updates and then practice for the DBD tourney I might be in. Oh aaand I am now part of Twitch's Pride Guild!!!!!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈 🔴Live: www.twitch.tv/mentallamia

It is not "collective psychosis" to refuse to support a military history buff who permanently inked SS iconography onto his body and has recently gone on two different podcasts that regularly deal in antisemitism. It's simple morality.

Me, watching the Right go to war for George Santos: "Why the hell would anyone defend such an obviously dishonest and shitty person?" Me, watching Platner stans go absolutely feral for a white guy who says the right magic words: "Oh."

The defense has always been "yeah, that's all bad, but he's changed, he's grown, he's not that guy any more" The problem, of course, is that the closer in time the "bad behavior" gets to the Senate run, the less useful that excuse becomes.

Rabbit rabbit. This is a reminder that the "queer is a slur"/"LGB without the TQIA"/"only respectable gays" people are now on their yearly mission to ruin Pride, and it is all of our jobs to counter that by being so fucking proud of our entire community.

Been on a Monsterverse kick lately, and I've gotta say that Godzilla: King of the Monsters was better than I remember it being. Kong: Skull Island still probably the best one, but it's also cheating off the homework of a million Vietnam movies so that's not exactly fair.

Jewish safety should not be framed against the safety of Palestinians, Muslims, Black people, immigrants, LGBTQ people, or other targeted communities.

My nephew didn’t know what Neosporin was called so he asked for some “bandaid sauce”

10ish years ago, when step counters were all the rage but apple watches hadn't taken off yet, I got a knock-off fit bit from Amazon, and @onefeincat.bsky.social and I took to calling it my "frrt brrt"

Honeymooning with @meowcopolo.bsky.social in Munich, she asked "you think they have GrubHub here?" I said "GrübenHüben", and that is what we have called every delivery app for the last three years.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry if you’re gonna make me write a paragraph on how much of a circus performer you are, your dirty delete will stay up.

I just saw people on Reddit pressuring a rural teenager to come out and telling them it’s their duty because we need people in the fight, and that to me is fucked up. No one has to come out. You can choose safety. That’s literally not my business. We gotta stop eating each other.

A cohort of extremely shitty dads are about to demonstrate that, actually, sports _is_ more important to them than their relationship with their trans kid.

In 2018 Zohran looked at his community and began working in housing. In 2018 Platner looked at his community and signed up to work for Blackwater as security detail.

Why did you transition, right answers only. I was wanting a swift exit away from feeling trapped

Why did you transition, right answers only. I couldn't take living as a guy anymore.

why did you transition, right answers only 29 years living without being alive gets exhausting

Why did you transition, right answers only. Because if I kept waiting for the "right" time, then eventually I would be forty, and then I'd be fifty, and then I'd be dead, and my tombstone would have a boy's name on it.

"Getting a Nazi tattoo when he was drunk 20 yrs ago is OK; he's grown since then." "Blaming rape victims for being drunk 10 yrs ago is OK; he's grown since then." "Calling people f*g**** 5 yrs ago is OK; he's grown since then." "Cheating on his wife 2 yrs ago is OK 'cus he's grown since then."

Roy Cohn is not a homosexual. Roy Cohn is a heterosexual man, Henry, who fucks around with guys. Roy Cohn in ANGELS IN AMERICA

The discourse, folks. THE DISCOURSE. God damn!

RETVRN (to fucking men)

I know I'm focused on the wrong thing here but describing male peacocks as mogging female peacocks is genuine, premium, unintentional comedy

Asmongold and Fuentes accidentally reinventing ancient Greek "peak masculinity is wanting to fuck other men" belief from first principles is fucking hilarious.

A few thoughts. Being kind and compassionate is masculine. Being tender and warm is masculine. Being loving without reservation is masculine. Being a masculine man is being a *decent* man. Decency is in short supply these days and I wish to bring it back into fashion.

People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.

Well, now I need an Aftermath article answering the question "what was the first game to make the PC squeeze through narrow rock formations as a way to hide loading delays between map areas?"

modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through

Do you wanna play with my joystick(s) owo

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

Having your application to work as a line cook rejected because you said you were "pansexual" and they don't want you to get cum on the stove.

"Well, I can't fly into Los Angeles due to wokeness, so I reckon me and my wealthy Norwegian family will just fly into Boise and spend our tourist dollars at the Boise Towne Square shopping mall!"

they're just fucking at war with us

"But Cat, can't the rabbi just retrace their steps?" No, because I would have bribed ten teenagers to show up early so they could sit in the front row next to the aisle and then move their chairs to close off the rabbi's escape the moment they passed by. The only way out is through.