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Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

I was in bed reading an article on halitosis and its causes ranging from Normal (chronic nasal post drip due to allergies) to What The Hell (cancer!) looked at A and said “do I ever have bad breath?” and without looking up he replied “normal amount” and left the room?????

Seems like a lot of people saw “The Odyssey”, but the only “Odd I See” are women with blue hair on college campuses

Once again

I’ve been writing about the rich for years and ho boy, this one

Were his eyebrows always so fucked, or is that a new development?

It's true that some pro-Israel organizations are far too quick to assume that all anti-Zionism is antisemitism. But the solution to that is absolutely not for leftists to assert that all antisemitism is actually just anti-Zionism.

Who gives a fuck what Trump says? He’s declared a “ceasefire” 74 times. He’s said the war is “over” 78 times. He’s threatened to “open the gates of hell” on Iran 36 times. He lies as he breathes, no one takes him seriously, and he’s fucked up this illegal war of his from the jump. He’s a sociopath.

Having had to fix slop a coworker has merged, it's a fucking nightmare. Because they can't fucking explain what they were doing at any step. At all. And the code doesn't take the rest of your repository into account. So it just kinda decides what style/naming guidelines it's going to follow.

When your corgi is buffering

Facts. Good works and ethics are independent of the Christian faith. Continue to deconstruct your Christian hegemony.

Giving yourself lung cancer to own the libs.

I take a walk but the air is acrid from another country on fire. I stop into a gas station to buy nachos - the last food not linked to cases of ultradiarrhea. On the radio I hear the president announce we've somehow lost two wars to the same country at the same time. I think, thank you capitalism.

Therapist: "so you want to work on your habit of arguing? Do you have a source of your issues with this?" Me: "a source? It's baked in to the very lore of the setting and you want a source?"

I think the funniest thing would be if a court declared Trump the 2020 winner and immediately removed him from the presidency since he’s termed out of the job

Getting into the Space Puppets podcast by @chipcheezum.bsky.social and @mynameisgrant.bsky.social because Farscape is free on YouTube officially. Really fun podcast, don’t know if it’s currently available outside Patreon tho

this administration is so corrupt even the teleprompter guy is making six figures on insider trading

I’ll never forget the time when I was a teenager and I saw a Twitter antisemite say that the white race should take revenge on the Jews for polluting their bloodlines by systematically seducing and impregnate Jewish women like… there‘s a major, easy to spot flaws with that plan

Shout out to the time @meowcopolo.bsky.social and I watched a Godzilla movie on demand, and one of the ad breaks was three GLP-1 ads back-to-back-to-back.

I apologize, Absolute Batman, I wasn't familiar with your game aftermath.site/absolute-batma...

I was going to make the joke “guns are the greatest tool we have right now to stop the rise of school shootings” except they actually believe that too

Hatred of AI now reaching the level of cultural consensus that becomes attractive to advertisers

i think you can claim that you're a normal guy with normal politics or you can say one of your key national issues is that transgender women deserve to be raped if they get convicted of a crime but you can't claim both

I swear to G-d, "say, for the sake of argument" is our entire people's Winter Soldier Code Phrase.

Y'all don't want teens to go to the beach, ride the bus, or go to the mall. But y'all also don't want them staying home and playing video games or being on their phones or social media. So what do y'all expect teens to do? Sit silently and stare at the wall? Come the fuck on.

Hereditary (2018)

Officers shooting a man, running away from law enforcement, who is not a target of law enforcement, and who poses no threat to law enforcement, is murder. Federal officers do not have the power to commit summary executions because they are aggrieved.

On the one hand, the Talmud has a story where Moses meets Rabbi Akiva and is able to recognize that Akiva's Judaism is no less authentic than his own though it bears little resemblance. On the other, it also has debates about whether you should poop while facing towards Jerusalem or away from it.

Antisemites citing the Talmud as "evidence" of what Jews believe is always funny because it's roughly equivalent to printing out a decade of Bluesky posts and going "this is what autistic people believe"

Trent Reznor eats jumbo escargot: Nine Inch Snails

"The Crown" cast members as obscure Marvel villains

There is a kind of Christofascist who describes his god in the exact same language that a Cthulhu worshipper would use for his own, and it's fucking _wild_. "All knees will bend before Him and all mouths will extol His name" Do you HEAR yourself? Does that sound like a Normal thing to say?

i don't actually think it's acceptable for you to believe that those who do not accept your God go to hell, on any level

portions of the American psyche are damaged to the point that it qualifies as mass delusion, allowing Freddy to walk in the waking world. and who can and cannot see him falls along red/blue lines, so addressing the danger becomes politicized. like a reversed Look Up: only cranks believe in him.

Slightly libbed out comment but this really does feel like it hits the point directly. They think that being asked to be less shitty to minorities is an attack on their manhood.

it's important to remember "the left" is an ideal you commit to and not a politics you have to enact by specific means so you should basically assume any time someone refers to "the left" and it having a problem they are personally attacking you and your beautiful soul. the only good faith is yours!

The entire post is obviously completely deranged, but feeling the need to specify the absolutely usurious rate of 20% is just the icing on the cake. To quote Dan Olson, it's like forging your own report card and giving yourself all A+++'s, and noting that you are a compassionate and generous lover.

Lindsey Graham achieves lifelong goal of dying in office.

remember, be careful what you post on a day like this. If you do it right, you can get illegally fired for being disrespectful to Lindsay Graham and then win a massive lawsuit about 10 months from now and retire with 2 million in your pocket

"All models are wrong; some are useful" which means, in science and theology, think about the moral impact of your model before you push it. Your model is wrong. It's always going to be wrong. Does it have utility, and does it avoid causing unnecessary injury?

This is just bimodal distribution, though. Bimodal and binary are different things.

It remains a bit amazing to me how Trump have these ghouls free license to enthusiastically express their most bigoted desires. Stone was always quasi-fascist, his anti-abortion radicalism was always the tell, but Trump/MAGA has tipped all these cats into barely disguised racist psychosis

I'm not even joking when I say that, as a former writing teacher, I think even the act of bullshitting through a 10-page paper on a book you only skimmed is also incredibly valuable learning.

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

so the War Powers Resolution is just dead letter, right? we’re on like 3 of the last 5 presidents ignoring it outright.

trying to figure out what the whole end game is with the republicans who claimed to have spoken to mitch mcconnell it seems unfathomable they would actually lie about something like that even taking in consideration they lie a lot about everything this just seems beyond bizarre

I just started Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze and it’s asking me if I want “original mode” or Funky Mode” like I can possibly understand the full ramifications of that choice