April Wolfe
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social
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Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.
So, uh, trying to think of how I'm going to explain what's unfolding in these Epstein drops to my mom when she asks, because I don't fucking know man. These are the most depraved people on earth.
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Mark Copelovitch
about 10 hours ago
The president illegally sent innocent legal residents of the country to an overseas concentration camp, & he & all of his ministers remain in office. This is the total failure of a political system. It’s not just that we’re not actually a democracy. Our institutions are totally non-functional.
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Huck! The Herald Angels Sing!
about 10 hours ago
bari weiss is in hot water, fielding accusations of both malice and incompetence, but it’s not too late for her to clear this whole thing up by sitting down for an honest, straightforward interview with isaac chotiner.
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Christmas is gonna have an insane story drop isn’t it this holiday season is already fucking weird
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about 16 hours ago
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Coach Finstock
about 17 hours ago
This is postmarked 2019
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Chris DeLeon Ⓥ DevPods.gg gamedev community
about 19 hours ago
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Timothy Burke
about 21 hours ago
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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As parents learn more about how ai is now being REQUIRED in classrooms and pushing back, expect to see panicked ai companies progresswash what ai and tech do in classrooms and beat the drum that the tech is already here to stay. FYI: It doesn't have to be!
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about 23 hours ago
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Fuck man I love virtue signaling. Signal me ALL your virtues PLEASE. Can't get enough of 'em.
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Greg Pak
about 24 hours ago
This is vile and
@rweingarten.bsky.social
and the
@aft.org
are responsible. Zero mention in this article about the fact that "A.i." BY DESIGN constantly spreads made up bullshit. Zero mention that racist billionaire control this tech and have demonstrably influenced its outputs for fascist purposes.
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maple cocaine
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Bari only pulled this program after the promos started airing, which means she probably got a phone call. So she's not just bad at her ostensible job of running CBS news, but she's also bad at her *actual* job of running interference for the Trump admin
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Ian Boudreau
2 days ago
Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it
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Timothy Burke
2 days ago
All of these links went to promotion of this story earlier today. All these links are dead now — that's how thoroughly they've scrubbed this.
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the theis must flow
2 days ago
Every so often, AI boosters will say their products are or soon will be capable of “Ph.D-level work” and then it becomes clear that they at a very basic level do not know what Ph.D level work is
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE
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minaj is on the verge of having her $20M home forcibly sold by the court to cover a $500K debt, in case you wonder what’s going on here
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Do the polymarkets have odds on when JD Vance is gonna leave his wife with an annulment and marry EriKa KirK?
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jamelle
2 days ago
the vice president is a klansman
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d.ly
3 days ago
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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CHOAM for the holidays
12 months ago
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re- BEASTIES: MORSE AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of Beasties: COURSE MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy BEASTIES: MOOCHER MCA: We’re Christmas Past MIKE D: Christmas Present BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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Peter Sagal
2 days ago
Genuine LOL at this.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/n...
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🦃 Seth Masket 🦃
2 days ago
Welker: Why did you take down the picture of Trump with young women? Blanche: We take down any pictures with victims in them. Welker: So those women with Trump were victims? Blanche:
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I guess I didn’t realize I had to explain Santa to my kid. I’d just assumed the indoctrination somehow happened without me but my mom held up a picture of Santa and asked who it was and my kid looked at me like how the fuck am I supposed to know
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
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Leif Malone
over 1 year ago
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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Mark Lemley
3 days ago
The FBI put a thousand agents (their own words) on trying to hide all the links between Trump and Epstein. They failed. When people found some additional photos of Trump in the release, the DOJ promptly DELETED THEM FROM THE DOCUMENT RELEASE.
www.npr.org/2025/12/20/n...
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Available to download Friday, some Epstein files no longer there Saturday afternoon
An NPR analysis of the Epstein files shows some documents, originally available on Friday, are no longer on the Department of Justice's "Epstein Library" website as the DOJ releases more files.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/20/nx-s1-5650758/epstein-files-doj-trump-photo
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Marisa Kabas
3 days ago
damn DOJ really trying to “just trust me bro” about trump not being in the epstein files as if anyone would trust them
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Matt Novak
3 days ago
The Associated Press says at least 16 files from the original Epstein release have been deleted
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At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
https://apnews.com/article/release-epstein-files-justice-department-trump-9290fcaad1cb6fcb1cbc1befabc01994?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6947157a12b0720001eb74da&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+New+Content+(Feed)&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
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Hearing that LA is at risk of tornadoes this week like
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There are hundreds of guys who engineer ai/llm shit for a living on this site and they’re always trying to convince you their work is essential to human development and survival and maybe we should try to corral those specific people into a rehab program is what I’m saying.
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Brendel
3 days ago
He knows giraffe and elephant and u still don’t think he’s playing 4-D chess?
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Alissa Walker
3 days ago
Running against the billionaire class but trying so hard to court their votes that you'll throw your own workers under the bus. No wonder the campaign signs are purple 😑
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Brendel
4 days ago
One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
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Tim Carvell
4 days ago
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Jonathan Cohn
5 days ago
The Senate seems to be officially done with recorded votes for 2025. Top # of votes with Trump in 2025 among Dems: Fetterman: 141 Hassan: 124 Shaheen: 124 King: 123 Rosen: 101 Warner: 100
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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Tracking Senate Votes 2025
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GNnONhVMVaE3ypgnX0lFaKbV6byh9-SdIERRBNJ_98s/edit?gid=0#gid=0
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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Sarah Tuttle
4 days ago
It is just fascinating how many people have to be involved in projects like the Epstein files redactions. It takes a huge number of people tucking away human decency and plowing ahead as they protect people who would (& will) throw them under the bus. So much evidence of abuse to just paper over.
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Coach Finstock
4 days ago
Oh my god I was right
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Tim Dickinson
4 days ago
Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
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Zach Everson
4 days ago
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. " h/t
@kleinmatic.bsky.social
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Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/epstein-files-explode-open-doj-details-discovery-powerful-figures-more-than-1200-victims
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Tim Onion
4 days ago
The Epstein Files, everybody!
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Alissa Walker
4 days ago
Earlier this week LA28 chair Casey Wasserman was spotted leaving the White House with Trump and brand-new LA28 board member Kevin McCarthy on the way to Trump's bonkers economy speech
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Alissa Walker
4 days ago
Workers at
Crypto.com
Arena built a NO ICE @ LA28 tower outside the venue to protest LA28's ongoing cooperation with the Trump administration, including adding a half-dozen MAGA board members to the organizing committee
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Jacob Oller
4 days ago
imagine having an actual evil twin
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The Onion
4 days ago
Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex
https://theonion.com/hockey-players-blast-heated-rivalry-for-unrealistic-depiction-of-anal-sex/
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Gillian Branstetter
4 days ago
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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I'm told that Black Christmas (2019) is on Disney+ if you want to make your parents watch (spoiler) a bunch of Young Republicans get massacred in their frat house.
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There was a delightful middle-aged trans woman who had just transitioned in my gender studies classes in the aughts. Literally everyone was chill and excited to help her learn the ropes. This is all manufactured bullshit.
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