Every artist is a cannibal Every poet is a thief…

“He’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.”

*werner herzog voice* now it is /I/ who must wrestle mania.

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And nothing's been the same since.

For me, this is the other obligatory post to remember Chris Cornell on the anniversary of his passing. The only thing more priceless than his reaction to my telling him that I'd quote her the figure was the speed at which he came up with that figure in the first place.

Black and white TV is dying. Color TV struggles to be born. This is a time of Munsters.

Reginald Martinez Jackson was born May 18, 1946 in Abington Township, Pennsylvania.

Put it in The Louvre!

And judging from the way he lost it, the first time he read the script!

He offered some the greatest advice ever on screen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=t35r...

All of them. Then again, I watched too many cartoons as a kid.

Does this mean Cleveland gets the barge back? #letemknow

respect to @detroitwaterdep.bsky.social for serving so many Cavs fans tonight

And HAM Sam Merrill. #letemknow

We appear to be getting another Jarrett Allen HAM game 7. #letemknow

Did he beat up David Hasselhoff and steal that suit?

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My Yinzer in-laws are generally kind, decent people, and it will never NOT be hilarious to me that they HATE Aaron Rodgers with the white hot fury of a thousand suns.

Medium rare. An aristocrat.

My favorite Hitchcock cameo.

Just heard the theme song to this after a #Guardians win tonight!

Most hits, Cleveland franchise history: 2052 Nap Lajoie 1965 Tris Speaker 1903 Earl Averill 1800 Joe Sewell 1751 Charlie Jamieson 1707 Jose Ramirez 1706 Lou Boudreau h/t @EliasSports

“They said to err is human, to forgive, divine. Come on, Barney. Be divine.”

<Ralph Wiggum voice>I’m a Guardian!

Paul Verhoeven's muse

They must really feed each other to the lions, because he gave the money right up.

<Jim Brockmire voice>It’s a beautiful day for baseball!

After all those casino-caper rat pack movies we tend to forget what an incredibly talented drummer he was. SAMMY DAVIS JR.

If I had to write a ransom note I would probably just throw in the words “favourite” and “colour” like that with the “u” in there so that they’d never suspect I was American.

This is like if Vincent and Julius crammed themselves into the teleporter from The Fly

"I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar along the way."

I'll never forget the first flat-screen TV we bought. My exact words: "This is so LIGHT!"

This will be the first search for a new James Bond that won't involve the film's long-standing producers, the Broccoli family. Which is a shame, because they had an interesting way of screentesting all potential new Bonds with a really odd scene, for a really clever reason. Mini 🧵

My latest, for @clevelandmag.bsky.social, on the fight over closing Burke Lakefront Airport clevelandmagazine.com/articles/air...

Ok, the Colts' schedule release video is top tier this year.

“Through the years, 650,000 people have told me they were at ten-cent beer night. And 750,000 have told me they were at Len Barker’s perfect game.” — The late, great John Adams

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the new Pink Floyd album sucks

“Why Don’t We Do It In the Road?”

Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

Sigh. One of the great what-ifs in Cleveland sports history.

RIP Frank Sinatra. The Chairman of the Board left 28 yrs ago.

@joeposnanski.com: Thought you'd appreciate this.