Heck, my grandma used to spin yarns about a spectral locomotive that would rocket past the farm where she grew up!

the rest of the al central dealing with guardos bullshit every year

Frank Burns eats worms!

damn i thought I was evil

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WOOP there it is.

True story: I used to work with this guy. He wore a chicken costume to my wedding reception. (We asked him to. For the chicken dance, of course.)

In this Ohio diner, Herzog still means Whitey. But they do know this: Tony Dokoupil's interview with the president of Israel was such a softball that even Joaquín Andújar could have hit it.

This is your periodic reminder that the Chaney High School football program listed my brother as 5'9", and he ain't EVER been that tall in his life.

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BEETLEJUICE was released 36 years ago today. A surreal comedy that catapulted the careers of director Tim Burton and star Michael Keaton, the making of story is strange and unusual. It’s showtime… 1/42

I used to say this after pulling the changing pad out from under my baby daughter. (She’d giggle and kick her feet. I did it once in front of my mother and she was horrified.)

Dave’s World! (I actually got to meet Dave Barry one. I was a little starstruck.)

They’re closing the church where I was baptized. (That sounds like the beginning of a Springsteen song.) www.mahoningmatters.com/news/local/a...

it’s weird how the 90s were 20 years ago and yet the year 2019 was also somehow 20 years ago

King Charles stripping his brother of his titles

March 29, 1974: Film adaption of "The Great Gatsby" starring Robert Redford and Mia Farrow with costumes by Ralph Lauren is released.

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeeeee!

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

May the blessings and peace of Cy Young's birthday be with you all. Here's something I wrote about him for Ohio Magazine. www.ohiomagazine.com/ohio-life/ar...

Cy Young was born on this date in 1867.

Don't give your data to some shady third party broker, sell it to me. I'm not going to do anything with it, I'm just nosy

The meteorite that hit Cleveland was just trying to warm us up for the Chase DeLauter experience

Visit your local library today, and read all about Chase DeLauter

the tragedy of being chase delauter is that no matter how many home runs he hits, he will never catch delauter

The Athletic | Tiger Woods was arrested for a DUI at 1 o'clock in the afternoon after flipping his SUV. Could he be a future candidate for Secretary of War?

‘I had coffee and a KitKat with McCauley HALF AN HOUR AGO!’

Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” hit theaters on this date in 1963.

When I die, don’t think that I’m a nut Don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like ol’ King Tut…

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they aren't teaching the eagles documentary in schools, barely 1 in 10 american school kids can correctly identify joe walsh

Almost like clockwork, every six months or so, my friend and mentor, the late, great Joe Boyle, would text me ENRAGED that he just learned something new that made him hate MacArthur even more. It was amazing.

This is the least practical drinking vessel, but I am obsessed with it. And you can put non-alcoholic drinks in it!

Like former NBA coach Bill Fitch, an alum of Coe College. And it looks like they might have been contemporaries!

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

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Of course, Boog's day was overshadowed by Frank Robinson's debut as the first Black manager. (Robinson also homered.)

BRB. Going to send an obscene text to my wife involving the phrase “hammering pillow.”

After The Godfather, Caan said he was most proud of Thief

Chase DeLauter hits his 2nd HR of the night, say it with me... on pace for 324 home runs

162-0 in play. #GuardsBall, Chase, Cade and crew get the W!

Birth of a Nation

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Boss: You get that Raos sales display done? Stock boy: Yup, super dangerous just like you asked Boss: what

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If you'll recall, the Haslams initially envisioned the $2.4 billion project as half from them, a quarter from the state and a quarter from city/county money. Costs have increased by about $200 million, but I guess this is them admitting they'll never get anything from the county.

This is your periodic reminder that I started therapy in January 1998. I'm not saying it was because of the 1997 World Series ... but I'm not saying it wasn't.

Transport me to the throngs!