You're watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I'm watching the 1964 Philladelphia Parade with the drunk announcer lady. We are not the same. @rifftrax.com

not trying to make anyone mad here but i’ll say it: the horn part of Call Me Al is the happiest a song has ever sounded.

We have a panel on hand ready to discuss this very point.

I preferred him in SCENT OF A JACKASS (but only because I couldn't find SCENT OF A WOLFMAN) youtu.be/m4nwhq1JARA?...

Your life has a soundtrack. We're here to press play. Major 7th Magazine is a literary mixtape that explores the relationship between music + memory. We're open to all forms, as long as they're flash. ​ Ready to send us your jam? www.major7mag.com/submit #litmag #callforsubmissions

I wonder how many communities were poisoned to create the Coke holiday AI ad

"You'll be visited by three spirits" The Spirits:

There are multiple showings of ELF & apparently one of the DADDY'S HOME movies and not ONE SINGLE SHOWING OF SPIRITED?????? To Regal I say:

If you need a vulgar insult for someone, message me & I will deliver an organic, hand-crafted roast WITHOUT wasting precious water or destroying communities!

FUN FACT, "You Can Leave Your Hat On" was written about this exact hat.

The most unbelievable thing about THE RUNNING MAN was expecting me to believe that anyone would be able to recognize Glen Powell's face if he was standing next to his own poster.

As your President, I'll make this day a federal holiday & give Joel Hodgeson the Presidental Medal of Freedom.

Currently stress watching Road House!! The going is getting tough, so I’m getting Dalton to help

DOCTOR: How did you hurt your neck? ME: (Thinking back to when I bopped too hard to Phil Collins 1984 hit "Sussudio" in the car while driving to Aldi for Secret Cheese) ME: Sex Games.

Such an HONOR to write about my two favorite things for HOOKED TO THE SILVER SCREEN!

GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS. Great music, 70s grime, fabulous.

Merry Life Day.

And here it is! A long, in-depth essay on OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK, everyone's favorite Raul Julia-starring movie with indecipherable lingo and anteater slamming throughout! #MST3K

Between Thanksgiving and Cyber Monday, join us in hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com?utm_source=i...

Oh @inauthenticity.bsky.social...

To the person who got me for #VinylSanta, hello! I’d like to challenge you to go obscure, but I’m not unaccepting of the hits. I have a couple genres I don’t really care for, but I’m willing to be persuaded, so surprise me! Check #vinylecstasy for some of my collection. I dig wheat and chaff!

For real, y'all. You don't have to hate-read things. You don't have to hate-watch, hate-follow, any of those. There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?

CAPITOL DISTRICT/HUDSON VALLEY FRIENDS! I'm doing a reading/talk at the Rensselaerville Library on Thursday, Nov. 20th! Come out and say hi! www.rensselaervillelibrary.org/upcoming_eve...

ANYWAY if you'd like to read a fun, mid-century, country mansion mystery novel set during Thanksgiving, I literally have the book for you! You do not need to have read the first in the series to "get" it: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/717309...

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During the pandemic I got kind of obsessed with those nostalgic facebook groups where people would post things like "when I was a kid we all drank from the garden hose" or "does anyone remember when brooms looked like this?" Anyway, I guess people really CAN get nostalgic for literally anything.

Steely Dan released their seventh studio album ‘Gaucho’ (1980) 45 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute by @libbycudmore.bsky.social here: album.ink/SDGaucho

Why isn't Pennywise fucking my wife? It's more complicated than you might think....

The ideal family unit

reminder that "Dare Seize the Fire" is my latest short story that's out in the world! about fire and fate and oh yeah, it's narrated by a siren futurefire.net/2025.73/fict...

I’ll stop posting this when it stops happening

Just a reminder that i wrote a story for this awesome anthology and you can check it out if you want. @leonardoaudio.bsky.social @jeffcircle.bsky.social

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/

I was a guest on WWE Hall of Famers' Jerry Brisco and John Bradshaw Layfield's podcast. Just went live. Check it out: youtu.be/dln0nol5US8?...

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

You're TOO awesome! If people want a real treat, they should check out just how awesome you are right here. youtu.be/z4Muxj2u-kY?...

As your President, I promise that Leonard will be the first to The Chair.

Sequel to THE JELLYFISH PROBLEM, @theptessadactyl.bsky.social?

We chatted with @msemilyedwards.bsky.social about VIVIANA VALENTINE GETS HER MAN back when it was first released! You can find that episode here: www.fictionfanspodcast.com/post/author-...

SECONDED. Major 30 ROCK energy here.

With the attacks on the SNAP program that the US are having, this timely piece on their dinner ladies via @bittersouth.bsky.social is very apposite. And I’m in love with Peggy Davis, the lady in the photo, who’s done this work for 50 years. Finest kind. bittersoutherner.com/issue-no-12/...

Food insecurity is obviously a massive problem here in the richest nation on earth, but any little bit can help. Our annual food drive is a huge success so far. This is the haul after less than a week, in an office of around 30 ppl. Find your closest food bank and drop off a bag of goods today.

Our local garbage evangelical church turned away THEIR OWN MEMBERS when they came asking for help after having been evicted from their home. The place was condemmed, so they couldn't even go back in & get warm clothes, papers, anything they would need to even ACCESS social services.

Libby’s a pip and NEGATIVE GIRL is a great PI novel.

Now through Wednesday Dover Publications is offering 20% off minimum orders of $25 or more with coupon code TYV3; good chance to get both MOVE UNDER GROUND and WONDER AND GLORY FOREVER: store.doverpublications.com/search?type=...