It's funny, because one of the biggest offenders from The Old Site actually followed me after this post & I had the pleasure of blocking him again.

I look at this picture and I genuinely see two different actual living people.

Realizing that the reason I never watched monster movies as "sensitive child" wasn't necessarily because I got scared easily, but because I got too sad that the monster always had to die!

This is Red & Whitey erasure & I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. m.youtube.com/watch?v=i2fj...

This is what they took from us

Had the absolyte drag of a realization that the super-cool Dick Miller movie I was trying go explain to my husband was, in fact, something I made up in a dream.

The Millenial experience is bookended, starting with the New Radicals "You Only Get What You Give" and ending with MGMT's "Time to Pretend"

More community gardens, no data centers.

Me whenever I see a cybertruck youtu.be/g6i4pFuecuM?...

Steely Dan fangirls? Greatest people on Earth. Am in love with all of them. Steely Dan fanboys? With a few exceptions (@chadmobthere.com, the @yachtrockpodcast.bsky.social crew, maybe a couple of others) some of the most condescending, misogynistic assholes on the planet.

I SAID THIS BACK IN 2016 & DUDES TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF* WELL GUESS WHAT I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM MEN AND I'M SAYING IT AGAIN. Too many leftist bros just want a world where THEY don't have to work, but women, BIPOC & LGBQA (they're fine with erradicating transpeople) make up for their slack.

The Odyssey (1995)

Whenever I picture a cybertruck exploding, I always see it as one of those After Effects flames, like on AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

I still love the theory a Year 6 child proposed to me that David Attenborough is actually God and he got fed up with people not noticing the amazing things he'd created, so he made documentaries to show off.

Give me your favorite non-Trek performance from a STAR TREK actor

The only "right way" to use A.I. is to NOT use A.I. Say it with me, "THERE IS NO ETHICAL WAY TO USE A.I." I will not be taking comments.

@inauthenticity.bsky.social was ahead of the game with "DENMARK: VARIATIONS" www.carmichaelsbookstore.com/book/9781739...

The average American has three friends

People in the 1800s used to riot if bread got too expensive. Just saying.

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

Recover soon, Bonnie Tyler, you Queen

Nacho is 100 percent Planning Crimes.

This sounds like something a drunk guy would say.

if you miss payphones, then Amusement Park Arcana is for you 🎢🎡🎠 books2read.com/AmusementPar...

This is tonight! Online, 7pm Central, 8 Eastern

If you come to my house for Movie Night, this is what we're watching (back me up here, @inauthenticity.bsky.social)

OKC FRIENDS! A friendly stray mama cat (Birdseed) gave birth to five kittens in our backyard in the Village. Free to a good home!

Loving this reboot of BE NICE TO SPIDERS

Here's what to expect from my debut: 🔬 A scientist MC who might like jellyfish more than she likes people 🪼 A giant jellyfish named Clementine 👻 Spookiness, of the Japanese variety 🏳️‍🌈 Gay feelings, of the requited AND unrequited variety 🌟Friendship, community, & other lights in dark places

NOTEBOOKS! SO MANY NOTEBOOKS! MAKE YOUR OWN NOTEBOOKS, HELL, MAKE YOUR OWN PAPER!

Barrelhouse campers MAKE SHIT HAPPEN! @barrelhouse.bsky.social

I will not compromise on basic human rights

Bad movies for a good cause @inauthenticity.bsky.social

RIP Ted Turner

THE JELLYFISH PROBLEM comes out June 2, and I would be beyond grateful if you'd preorder a copy! I spent four years writing my genre-blurring sea monster adventure. I can't wait for you to read it.

Don't

PUT DOWN WITH LOVE IN THE CRITERION COLLECTION YOU ABSOLUTE FIENDS

As your President, I will ask the FDA to research putting Lexapro in the WATER SUPPLY. That's how much it fixed my life.

My gradmother's roommate, Louise, was a home ec major, and her class was tasked with testing & taking research notes on a new kitchen product: Cake Mix!

"Do you like hot fudge sundaes? Did you catch a big game last night? Have you tried the lasagna? Is it still raining out there?"

YES! THIS!

Home Economics was developed, in many ways, to give women career opportunities JUST LIKE THIS: bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

News @cordialwombat.bsky.social can use

People on this website always tell the truth. “The Cryptkeeper had hoes.” Yes he did. That’s true

Not being in NYC I didn't see the Sugar reunion shows but I am rather glad that they touched on _Beaster_ tracks like "JC Auto" and, well, this monument. Link should take you right to it. "I only do these things to freak you out! I NEVER WANTED YOU TO DOUBT ME!"

Us punk housefolx have to triumphantly seize the domestic arts back from the tradwives. No I don't want to make my own Swiffer wet-mop pads because the Rapture is coming, I want to make to make them because I'm broke & trying to be more eco-friendly.

The best Star Wars film is Spaceballs.

This remains one of the single most hysterical riffs of all time