John Fetterman looks like the mini boss of the first level of Streets of Rage

Soft power ballad destroying the house is a transformative experience. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeeN...

What's even WORSE about CUTTHROAT ISLAND is that Matthew Modine wears REALLY TIGHT breeches & is almost constantly tied up/handcuffed/in peril. It's obscene, really. No one should be watching this on Tubi or worse, the Blu-Ray/4K restoration, which puts all of this FILTH in CLEAR, RICH DETAIL.

Absolute bisexual classic. You've been warned.

If you see this gif, you're bisexual now. I don't make the rules.

You know, I think it is IMPERATIVE that we curate a list of movies to warn people against watching if they don't want to become bisexual. FOR EXAMPLE, do NOT watch the Spittlefield scene in CUTTHROAT ISLAND if you are absolutely committed to the heterosexual lifestyle.

For folks in the DC/DMV area, I'll be one of many editors joining the @barrelhouse.bsky.social crew for CONVERSATIONS AND CONNECTIONS on April 18th, in particular for the editor "speed dating" event where you get a one-on-one mini workshop with an editor. www.barrelhousemag.com/conference

Hey, that’s me!

The MAIN reason I support finding & joining a faith-based community is less about proselytizing & more about connecting to resources that are already in place for volunteer opportunities & community service.

ANTHONY AWARD NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN: If you're a Bouchercon voter, please consider nominating one of RHP's two eligible collections. Thanks again for your support.

My next book, POP!, drops on 8-18-2026. Know what's dope? Pre-ordering books. Just saying. Be dope. ruadanbooks.com/product/pop/

It’s as easy as shutting your effin mouth! And did I mention… it’s free?!

My Lemon Drops? Mighty.

I’m launching my new book - Daredevil: Enemy of My Enemy - on Tuesday, 3/24 with my beloved local indie, @kewandwillow.bsky.social! I'll be in convo with @charlessoule.bsky.social! If you buy a ticket you get a signed book. 🙂 Please share and RSVP at the link: events.humanitix.com/book-launch-...

Showed CUTTHROAT ISLAND to a friend tonight & every time I watch it, I unlock a new part of my psyche. Like OOHHH, that's why I'm like this.

I bought a Paul Anka record JUST because it had "Lonely Boy!" I also have Mother Mamie's complete rock & roll recordings, featuring "Girl's Town" (amd all her tunes from UNTAMED YOUTH)

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE, SPRAY CHEESE IS HEALTHY! CHICKIN IN A BISKIT CRACKERS ARE NOW A VEGETABLE!

If you can, I always recommend taking Amtrak. I know it's not feasible for everyone, but it is a) a much more pleasent experience and b) a much safer experience (DM me for details)

Did a whole episode of @ostparty.bsky.social podcast on the soundtrack to RAD last year: ostparty.podbean.com/e/episode-96...

MY AI HUSBAND DIED IN THE WAR: A Memoir By Mehghan Sterling-Trent

What is the most goth/emo fast food joint and why is it Taco Bell?

Hey, this is just a remake of COCKPUNCHER! @theonion.com youtu.be/EXQOy7Mgf3U?...

Be the Hank Hill you wish to see in the world, because there’s nothing authority hates more than a taxpayer with local civic pride.

I watched THE WOMAN WHO SINNED last night & knew I recognized Susan Lucci's dumb husband from somewhere. Turns out he was the guy who played Dead Larry on BURN NOTICE and he MURDERED my BELOVED TYLER BRENNEN.

We all agree that we need to show that we respect the law & those who serve it, so next time a police officer gets behind you in traffic, make sure to pause a little longer at a stop sign, just so they know that road safety is your NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.

Before they attack they really want to tell you about this screenplay they’re working on that’s a rock opera and is currently 500 pages.

This is really cool — it looks like the lost episode of MST3K’s KTMA era, which not even Joel Hodgkin had a copy of, was found at a Minneapolis garage sale and digitized:

ALLIES: We're still calling for everyone to NOT BUY STARBUCKS and to delete the Starbucks app off your phone. No contract? No coffee! Sign our No Contract No Coffee pledge and get campaign updates as well as local calls to action: nocontractnocoffee.org

and it RULED (I still have it in my folder)

Your gender isn't determined at birth. Your gender isn't defined by society. Your gender is whatever you decide is your favorite MST3K/Rifftrax short is. youtu.be/Naix-f6KSIg?...

I said it and I MEANT it.

"PETER GRAVES WENT HERE" was RIGHT THERE.

I know so many "progressive" men who behave like only white men should benefit, because they think trans people are disposible & the labor of BIPOC and women doesn't count.

EW, go fuck yourself you old bat

THE BRIDE! > GdT FRANKENSTEIN

you know what to do

If you remember seeing the "Baby Got Back" video on MTV, it's time to get a doctor who will LOOK AT YOUR BUTT.

Update: Pretty good! I like mine a little sweeter, so next time, I might sprinkle some coarse sugar on top before baking, but otherwise, a lovely loaf.

I made Irish Soda Bread for the first time today and I now understand how the victims felt in THE BLOB.

We're thrilled to share the cover for @angelluiscolon.com's POP!, an organized crime thriller for every assistant who's ever wished they could take out their incompetent boss. Coming 08.18.26! Be the first to pre-order & receive a title magnet: 👑 links.ruadanbooks.com/POP #BookSky #ThrillerSky

"I remember a hollowness inside me that had nothing to do with food." Check out my latest tiny story, part of the Feast or Famine collection curated by @tomljanovic.bsky.social over at Mythic Picnic Tweet Story. x.com/MythicPicnic...

"You see, The Grimace used to have 4 arms, and he used to steal milkshakes. Then he repented for his sin & accepted Christ, and his hideous appendages (which were an affront to God) vanished..." Me, about two minutes before being kicked out of seminary

Read this in Werner Herzog's voice.

Turns out, the McNuggets REALLY make My Husband uncomfortable. He says it's because they're the only characters you eat (as evidenced by them jumping into their sauce cups, etc)

Husband says the Blue Fry tastes like ramen made with blue raspberry Kool Aid

"The Fry Guys don't bother me. They're like Muppets"

I assume he was the one who invented the McMigraine & if so, he should get the Nobel Prize in medicine. www.reddit.com/r/migraine/c...

The Filet- O-Fish was created for Catholics abstaining from eating meat during Lent, which implies that Christ died for the sins of McDonaldland. I suspect Captain Crook was the one who turned him over to the authorities.

On a similar note, I once pointed out, as we laid in bed around midnight, that Birdie hatched at her current size, which implies that at some point, she will grow up to be HUGE. I then turned over & went to sleep. youtu.be/H4tqUHEwy64?...

Keep Uncle O'Grimacey in your heart all year round