Happy Thanksgiving, America!

With John Travolta and Sam Jackson both shilling for Capital One now, what are the chances we’ll see em do a Pulp Fiction ad next year?

Regal Cinemas released their holiday movie calendar. Most of it is whatever, but the real treat here is… 🚨December 22, Regal Cinemas is showing KLAUS IN THEATERS🚨

FUN FACT, "You Can Leave Your Hat On" was written about this exact hat.

More films should end with the title card from RKO 281

Happy Turkey Day Week, Creepazoids! 🦃 After we give thanks, we're bringing back one of our favorite features: SHANE BLACK FRIDAY! Join us this Friday as we break down Black's latest: PLAY DIRTY www.youtube.com/watch?v=6paP...

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on Mix Bloody Marys 'cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop-n-Go We need some celery & a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite A box of Midol, some Salem Lights Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese" Merry Christmas from the family

Fantastic Four should’ve done the Blazing Saddles ending and had them build a fake Earth for Galactus to eat

Love paying $70 a month for fiber internet and still only being able to stream Disney Plus in 480p.

🎵I’m gonna pop some pills Gotta buncha Benadryls in my pocket I-I I’m trippin’ Look out for that Hat Man This is fucking awesome🎵

Terrence Malick's Breath of the Wild

Seated for The Running Man and ISTG at least three of the pre-movie ads are AI-generated and it sucks so bad

How about that split diopter shot in Will Vinton's Claymation Christmas?

Of course. The one year I actually felt inspired to take part in NaNoWriMo—two weeks late but who’s counting?—is the year the whole thing shut down thanks to AI. Thanks a lot, assholes.

I lived bitches

For Veteran’s Day, here’s an old newspaper clipping from 1996 of my granddad (a WWII vet) talking about his dad (a WWI vet)

Really sit down and ask yourselves if you think the people scrolling Instagram reels are even going to notice. It never mattered before and it sure as hell won't matter any more now. Fuck it, just have the next movie start like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=82E7...

Nikki’s “I’m sorry you have to stay home and do colonoscopy prep” presents

Guillermo del Toro tastefully covering up the creature vs. Robert Eggers letting Orlok hang dong

Ranking the Alien/Predator series since now it's apparently all the same franchise anyway. Not pictured is AVP: Requiem, partly because I couldn't fit it into the format, but also because it belongs in a dumpster anyways.

Watched the John Candy doc tonight, and there's a bit where Macaulay Culkin admits to being older now than Candy was when he died. Which is really no surprise, he's done the whole "I'm over 40, how old do you feel now?" shit for a few years now. But even so, it's just nice to see Mac as an adult.

It’s time for Barnes & Noble’s annual November Criterion sale. Or as my family always calls it “No, we bought your Christmas gifts months ago”

THE GIRL AT THE POTTERY PAINTING STUDIO: Sir, you realize we charge by the hour, right? ME:

New thread for all the reasons I’m mad at my local classic rock station: 1) Green Day’s “Brain Stew” is 30 years old now. Apparently it’s classic enough to be on classic rock radio, but NOT classic rock enough to lead into “Jaded” like literally every other time it’s ever been on the radio.

A quick perusal of my leftover Halloween candy bowl tells me not a single child wanted the individually wrapped Kitkats. Smart kids.

Netflix bungled the release of GdT’s Frankenstein for a couple reasons, but the one no one seems to be talking about is RELEASING IT AFTER HALLOWEEN Like… that’s just such an obvious move that would guarantee millions of views or whatever. But no. Middle of November is good enough.

I feel attacked as someone who just got a call from his pizza delivery driver, who thought he was at my house, but turned out to be FORTY BLOCKS AWAY.

And a happy Time Tunnel Eve to you!

Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Sleepy Hollow adaptation.

2,400 year-old skeleton mosaic reads: “Be cheerful, enjoy your life” Discovered in Turkey

🎃 Trick or treat! 💀 We're handing out chills with THE SKELETON DANCE (1929), the bone-rattling classic where skeletons swing & sway till dawn! 🦴 Get it & more #PublicDomain goodies in our #SpookySeason Collection ⤵️ archive.org/details/@ste... #Halloween

Happy Halloween Creepazoids! 🎃🎅🎄 We have plenty of episodes to sate your spooky season sweet tooth. Dip into our archives and check out our episode on CHRISTMAS EVIL! christmascreeps.com/2020/10/27/e...

Mom we wanna listen to the Monster Mash! “No we have Monster Mash at home” youtu.be/rtLfmmuep1M?...

Happy Halloween to all the black cat fans out there youtu.be/XSDGO67hnG4?...

Have you ever traveled off in an antique land And encountered two legs of stone in the sand? Let me tell you a story of lifeless things Of the trunk of Ozymandias, King of Kings.

Boy, North Carolina Republicans sure don't want the attached story to circulate. I sure hope that this stupid threat from their spokesperson doesn't boomerang on them and have a lot more people read and share the story, which once again, is conveniently attached below. That would be a shame.

Watched 20 horror and spooky-adjacent films over the month of October. Ten new to me, ten rewatches. Some classics, some new, some real garbage. A ranked list

Teddy Roosevelt once said that comparison is the thief of joy. Decades later, a group of craven sociopaths misinterpreted this as aspirational and invented social media.

30 years ago today, while trapped in a 3D world, Homer Simpson asked if anyone had seen the movie Tron. “Treehouse of Horror VI” premiered October 29, 1995.

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.

One thing I love about Halloween 3 is that it's basically a shitty James Bond movie. As it opens we hear about wacky heist of some unstealable relic. Our hero is a boozehound who sleeps around with every woman in his orbit. Then the wacky heist turns out to be part of an evil plot to rule the world

lmao I'd have won nine whole dollars on the radio this morning if I knew anything at all about Journey

The Toronto Blue Jays logo bears an uncanny resemblance to North and South Carolina

The Addams Family movie takes place in 1991. Uncle Fester reappears after 25 years, meaning he went missing in 1966 (the year the original series ended). If it took place today, Uncle Fester would have gone missing in the year 2000.

I have a really great box of 45s I'm looking to share. Donate $10 or more to your local food pantry (DM your receipt) and I'll send you five, with at least 2 picture sleeves in every stack. #Vinyl #RecordSaturday

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

How you know an episode of Best of the Worst is truly special