If you’re tired of streaming service BS and wants to start housing your own media, Plex is about to jack the price of entry WAY up for you

I found a youtube channel named "I Love Stealing From The Walt Disney Corporation", and all it is is the Clerks animated series in three-minute chunks www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6nN...

Warning Americans about the existence of other Americans is deeply UN-American, and it takes two minutes to write the FCC and tell them so!

Facebook memories is great bc you might see a fun picture of your friends from back in the day. Or you might be reminded of something from 10 years ago that makes you irrationally angry all over again right before bed! You didn’t need to sleep anyway, ya stupid idiot! Stay mad and keep scrolling!

Based solely on Judi Dench’s line in Goldeneye about Bond being a dinosaur and a relic of the Cold War? The new James Bond should be Godzilla.

Featuring Ed Boon as the voice of Rudy the Funhouse dummy

can’t forget DANGAR!

Let's see... There's Dengar. There's Gengar. There's Goldar. There's... Wait, what was the question?

If you're a fan of bad movies for their own sake, Cruel Jaws is a damn delight.

I know time travel exists, because apparently @libbycudmore.bsky.social went back in time to give the 70s this piece of magic

The whole ecosystem of video reels is wild. I’ll be watching a video about how it costs too much to live, and then suddenly half the screen will get taken up by an ad for a shredded cheese sale at Kroger. We don’t even have Kroger around here.

"Neanderthal Dentistry" is genuinely one of the most horrifying things I have ever heard.

Enjoying Mortal Kombat means first accepting that you're a trash person. Once you clear that hurdle, though...

Treat Williams has a pet shark named Cyclops and uses it to help defeat a rich industrialist and his hitman goon squad. What's not to like?

The average American has three friends

Warner Bros absolutely refused to let Mortal Kombat II name a character in a major motion picture ‘Noob Saibot’.

[That 'yelling at a girl in a club' meme, but it's me explaining Mortal Kombat lore to my wife] So it's Romeo & Juliet, but the main characters are both immortal demons who hate the shit out of each other. They don't care about anyone else's business, so both sides quietly agree to leave them alone

BETTER QUALITY WII SHOP WEDNESDAY

Still really funny to me how in Mortal Kombat 2021, they introduce the idea of arcana powers to explain how everyone can do special moves and shit. And then Jax, who gets crappy robot arms after Sub-Zero breaks his arms off, unlocks HIS arcana power, and it's less crappy robot arms

Starfox 64 is so good Nintendo hasn't had a clue what to do with it since then, so they're finally just remaking the dang thing. (No, I haven't played any of the Starfox games since 64 because, frankly, none of them looked very fun)

Gonna start referring to the the W. presidency as the 'late pre-modern' era, but all that really means is the span of time between 9/11 and first generation iPhones. We had social media but not smartphones. We HD graphics, but TV was still analog. Our brains hadn't yet been poisoned by billionaires

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News @cordialwombat.bsky.social can use

Luke and Leia were Obi-Wan's kids, and Anakin knew it.

The fact that nerds hated The Last Jedi for going "this whole enterprise is broken and maybe let's build a new one", but not at Rogue One for being wall-to-wall Leo Pointing reference porn tainted the entire franchise for me going forward, and killed my faith in the intelligence of nerds writ large

Fay the Mourth Ye Bith Wou. Let's rank a bunch of Star War things

I would remake RAD with the mandate that everyone has to do a BMX trick in every scene. Including Mr. Hand and Talia Shire.

Deeply invested in hearing the Peaches' brains melt over Too Many Transformers, so I'm throwing in after a years-long sabbatical!

Media literacy is so important, because an entire generation of people think Sneakers O’Toole is a real thing and not something that Family Guy just made up one day

Wishing @libbycudmore.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays today! Any excuse to donate to an animal shelter!

you probably never stopped to consider that some ABBA instrumentals work perfectly as a Castlevania soundtrack.

At this point I just plain appreciate The Asylum’s hustle

My decision of watching a bunch of shark movies has turned into an academic survey of bullshit. But at least I'm having fun!

RECORD LABEL: We need you to explain the riddle of the sphinx but do it in a way that an entire stadium of people will wanna join in FREDDIE MERCURY: Say less.

On this date in 2015, Advanced Safety Features aired! Written by Carol Kolb and directed by Rob Schrab, and this might be Paget's best monologue. #OriginalAiring

The internet's big 'pivot to video' push was the start of a concerted effort to make the populace functionally illiterate

Remember when James Cameron rereleased Avatar in theaters to retcon the fact that the villain in Avatar 2 was actually the hero of the original from another dimension?

Nu Street Fighter is committed to doing all the moves and doing all the moves HARD

Forget Walter White. Hal Wilkerson is Bryan Cranston’s greatest creation.

In which I spend most of the episode recounting my experience going to a Savannah Bananas baseball game

I'M SO READY

Today marks 30 long years of “22 Short Films About Springfield,” so here’s my favorite Steamed Hams… the one that’s “Basket Case” by Green Day.

So I was listening to this podcast about how David found a secret chord that God was really into… Are you even listening to me right now? So anyway, it goes like this…

Fair warning: the first half of tomorrow's podcast is just me shouting about fake baseball. But yeah, we also watched a Ghostbusters thing

No you’re going to Michael’s for the third time today because you’re too stupid to just take the picture frame you need duplicates of the first fuckin time

Necrodancer rules