The idiots at Nexstar and Sinclair decided they’d rather sacrifice advertising eyeballs to YouTube. Might be a good reason why my local ABC affiliate is constantly last in the ratings.

Happy Rapture Day, everybody. Those of you left behind, just remember not to feed to plants

Remake Twins but this time it’s John Cena and Joe Pera. Also they’re cops

Got this year’s covid jab. Walk-in at CVS, no questions asked 👍

If you see this, post a robot

2000S COUNTRY MUSIC: Man, I wish I was in Raleigh right now 2020S COUNTRY MUSIC: Big cities scare me, but that’s ok cuz my gun is a security blanket

Hope ya like golf, football and burnt steaks from Applebee's, cuz that's the only culture they're gonna let us have pretty soon.

welcome to The Resistance, *checks notes* *sighs* *weeps gently* ...michael eisner

Who knew that 1993’s ‘Super Mario Brothers’ would present such a pointed portrait of a bygone liberal consensus.

Big thanks to Ken Lowe for reaching out to me via @pastemagazine.bsky.social to help opine on the state of Chicago's film critic scene in the wake of Phillips's departure from the Trib. Come see me talk about SEO, the brain drain we're going thru, and more. www.pastemagazine.com/movies/film-...

We used to be a proper country. Now Microsoft makes you watch ads before you're allowed to play solitaire.

Haha isn't it funny that we can actually share stories about the death of Robert Redford freely because he wasn't a career Nazi propaganda freak? Just thinking about loud here

NEW EPISODE! @aduralde.bsky.social joins us to ring in Home For The Horrordays 2025 with a look at the ADULT SWIM YULE LOG! christmascreeps.com/2025/09/16/e...

Go fuck yourselves, city park

Do you has what it takes to play Virtual Boy Online? Do you has a hundred bucks?

Still doing this to myself. CG slop ahoy!

my condolences

We here at @ostparty.bsky.social thank her for her years of glorious work.

If you’re gonna charge me $15 for a Moby Dick pic, at least make it the right whale.

for some reason i was absolutely *compelled* to give this NASA europa mission animation a freebird edit

Today’s thrift store finds. #physicalmedia

The talent agent looks stunned for a few moments, and then says “Well that’s a hell of an act, Mr. Disney. What do you call it?” Walt Disney lights up and exclaims, “The Aristocats!”

I've reached the point in this project where pretty much all I have left to cover is just an avalanche of slop

I think the reason the ending of Weapons is such a big, cathartic moment is that a lot of us have loved ones who have fallen under the spell of one very specific, decrepit old person with weird hands, and all we want is to be there when that spell finally breaks.

Herman's Hed PE Is that anything?

🎵Ohhh no Those dooks have got to go Go go Godzilla! 🎵

Is there any particular reason HBO Max only has the first two episodes of Spike Lee's "When The Levees Broke", a docuseries Lee produced FOR HBO? Google's stupid AI feature claims it's because of the streamer's "rotating content strategy", which I both can and can't believe.

Skyfall is massively overrated.

Was at a brewery up in the mountains yesterday and heard a sound I was wholly unprepared for: nu metal-flavored bro country. I fear we as a nation may be fully beyond the point of no return.

The hell you say?

Toxie time! Let’s fuckin’ go!

Writing this felt like returning to the scene of a crime…

Every Taylor Swift song has a line in it somewhere about how she can't wait to marry a game show host.

So MTV News never paid Megadeth for using the bass line to “Peace Sells”. And I guarantee they also don’t pay Sting or Dire Straits for using three seconds of “Money For Nothing” every time someone streams any MTV Studios shit

USE item STEELY KNIFE on BEAST. Nothing happens.

Finally caught up on S1 of Peacemaker. Best part is (obviously) that amazing intro sequence. Worst is how characters constantly argue over misspoken words or ideas. Feels like James Gunn refuses to edit his own writing so he has his characters do it for him. It is not as funny as he thinks it is.

This is what it looks like every time @libbycudmore.bsky.social and I podcast together

My feeling on the whole Cracker Barrel thing: The rebrand definitely sucks, but I’m also extremely pro-idiots boycotting Cracker Barrel. Especially if it means I no longer have to wait 45 minutes for a table every single time I go in.

The movie soundtrack podcast I run with @libbycudmore.bsky.social is also on Spotify, if you don't want to click through to podbean. Just listen straight from your app!

Now that this episode is finished, I'm gonna go fight some kids down at All-American Burger

On a related note, I stumbled upon the recipe for Alien goo today! Turns out you just cut up a bunch of watermelon and then leave it in the fridge for like two months!

If you're not old enough to remember 9/11, remember that when the Tonight Show returned to the air on 9/17/01 the musical guest was Alien Ant Farm dressed up as American flags playing "smooth criminal", and it's a pretty good microcosm of what the 2-3 years after 9/11 were like.

tfw we pick our next soundtrack and then realize it's nothing but Eagles songs... (Stay tuned!)

The Onion woke up and chose to pick on me personally today

RIP Terence Stamp. God better watch out…

Brain Rot Academy

Really thought hard about this one, but then I saw Megadeth's retirement announcement and that pretty much sums it up for me. Dave Mustaine is a world-class crank, but I will forever prefer his brand of metal over Metallica's overblown horseshit.