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"Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me, I don't feel so good either."

This is my whole life and I’ve never thought of things that I stopped doing as failures. I was just done is all. Doing something else now. I guess I’m lucky to feel that way.

Never get tired of the excitement and anticipation of an audition followed by the devastating comedown after

Happy Jan 6, everyone! May many more fascists take it in the neck

The rank and file workers of the IWW claiming that the people who work for GHQ don't deserve to make 70k a year are fucking disgusting and are speaking like the bosses they claim to be fighting against. Also the idea that the union should be run entirely by volunteer labor is classist.

I'll just point out that a patent isn't necessarily an intention, like the Amazon WageCage. Until it's determined there's a market for a robot that will start your orange for you, that is.

Exciting eels

Meet Cute [1/3]

Hey everyone take a look at this necklace I saw on Instagram that you fill with your partner’s jizz and wear around

I really feel like I've arrived as an artist because I am spending money I don't have to put on a show nobody will see

Hey @gregstolze.bsky.social I thought UA was only up to 3rd edition though?

I keep seeing content labelled as "for the fifth edition of the world's greatest roleplaying game" and then it's clearly written by somebody with a *very* poor grasp of the Ars Magica rules.

At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!

Happy new year i built the mask for my one-act

as the new year rolls over, i execute a frame-perfect parry and break the transition animation, skipping the entire phase and going straight to 2027

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.

Woof, I think I'm losing interest in Fallout season 2. It's especially... Todd Howard-y

Mamdani has selected the Ninja Turtles' lair from TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze as the location for his swearing-in ceremony turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Second_...

Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Hey cool we taught the machines to scream

An 11 year old girl just applied to play the personification of mental illness in my one-act and I'm like uh, kiddo, this ain't Toto. Also she's finishing a 49 (!) show run of Miracle on 34th street for an unpaid (!) community theatre company. That is FUCKED!

Grand Maester Mika told me Sin keeps killing his summoners and I asked how many Summoners he has and he says he just goes to the villages to get a new summoner afterwards and I said it sounds like he's just feeding summoners to Sin and then Yuna started crying

so far, one response to the casting notice. I know it's Christmas and all but... yikes. I don't want to be *in* this play

I never saw Succession so maybe that hits different but I gotta be honest, for all the shit this guy puts himself through to "get there" I just don't see the strength of his performance.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Siddhartha Gautama Buddha straightens beneath the Bodhi tree and speaks his final words on earth

I just posted the casting notice for my one-act 🥶

Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather

you there boy, what bullshit is this

Come, woo me, woo me; for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet Tiny Tim, who did not die, says he was ambitious. And Tiny Tim, who did not die, is an honourable man.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

Unfortunately Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, and so he will not ve joining us for the rest of his life.

And a,"Bah Humbug" to you too sir.

My brother and I have this season been playing through Split Fiction together which is really quite good! A lot of ideas that in themselves probably couldn't carry a game but make for pretty fun little set pieces

Wanna be the kind of friend you only keep around cause I can battle res

This is a model for what actual masculinity should be. Men don’t need to spend more time in caves beating their chests with other men; they need to take their daughters to a meaningful thing and talk to them about it. Relatedly I think the biggest cure for toxic masculinity is platonic women friends

Going through this run of bioshock infinite and every story beat in it is "i bet this shit goes so hard if you're stupid"

They should have been entombed with her

Global TV is a low-effort conservative-leaning private network, and this wasn’t “treachery” this was “it was the weekend before Christmas and they just broadcast the episode that was sent to them digitally by CBS on Friday”, no one in the office on the weekend even if CBS tried to warn them

I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for