For @skippygranola.bsky.social by way of the @videochess.world post.

The longer I squander my precious middle age on dating apps, the more clear it becomes that after 40 all women really want is someone to do half the housework and eat them out.

finally people are speaking out as -don’t-want-to-watch-videos-Americans

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

David Cross folks.

mom with the bag of guts at 0:20

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

I swear, office workers are the dumbest most oblivious motherfuckers. I just witnessed some dumbass step over a caution sign and walk under a boom lift.

That's pretty much how Doom 2016 happened

lmao

That’s a really messed up thing to say because some of us are 41

It's important to remember there's still beauty in the world

I want to be given a script and a defined space and some direction. I do not want to have to self promote or be a brand. I just want to do the work and get paid enough that I don't have to also do other work?

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

They're calling it the worst variety show ever

So @skippygranola.bsky.social & I were ACTING yesterday & I mentioned my #ExtraLife @extralife4kids.bsky.social lifetime is almost $10k so Skippy said to pay tribute to @mrgeop.bsky.social for that mark. Let #GhostnolaIndustries #CardioSoles celebrate the defeat of the Bed of Chaos with Estus Soup!

chrrrrrist the run back to The Last Judge is miserable

Things that always work all of the time, with studies to prove it, boosting the economy and productivity, and increasing quality of life and public health, and that will never, ever be implemented within my lifetime: 1. UBI 2. 4-day working week

kirk's wife is my antithesis. what the fuck cotton candy bonbon baby doll bullshit is that. that is the entire heterosexual pathology of the republican party in one photo

POV: I am an astronaut stranded on Mars. I just murdered my crew so I could keep all the food rations for myself. I assume being 150 million miles from earth means I’ll get away with it…but no. I’m screwed.

please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice

I still can't get over Jon Stewart's whole "Woah hey guys we shouldn't be so quick to throw the word 'fascism' around" thing earlier in the year. Like, that was one of the big things that got us to this point, man.

H*: A-hey Bubs, why'we all the a-refweshing a-natuwal dwinks wocked up? Bubs: Cause the Poopsmith kept tryin ta keep his extra gloves in the cooler! Poopsmith: *squelch*

all fascists are cowards, if you tell them no they run scared, if you try to appease them they sense weakness and attack harder

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

I needed decades of pain, failure, fuckups, loss, heartbreak, and toil before I had the strength to dig deep and access emotion on stage, never mind the fortitude to handle the rejection. I'm old and bad but shit, I'm "emerging". That or a "failure" so, I guess flip a coin.

gender agony jennfrank.bearblog.dev/gender-agony/

NEW: ChatGPT is causing chaos in marriages, as one spouse becomes deeply fixated on AI therapy/advice/spiritual wisdom — alienating the other spouse and, often, resulting in divorce. In some cases, ChatGPT-enmeshed spouses are using the tech to bully their partners. futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...

who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

As part of my small biz class, they said to use more social media. I turned my instagram back on and remembered how much I dislike it. Ads everywhere. Stop suggesting things! Ugh! #oldwomanyellsatcloud So I’m self-promoting-posting here again bc the universe loves irony #crochet #amigurumi #fiberart

There’s a group of folks that are super Take Back Alberta adjacent and are “definitely not coordinated despite all of the evidence to the contrary”… Anyways… Here’s a great article from The Sprawl you should send to everyone you know. #yyc #abpoli www.sprawlcalgary.com/cbe-election...

Welp I'm in that weird space of waiting to hear about callbacks for stuff I thought I did good in auditions for and also the one act play festival submissions opened up so I guess I'm gonna go for that, see if this piece of shit play is worth anything

The thing I hate the most about growing up is people you used to think were smart turned out to be dumber than dogshit. Like the whole time but you didn't know. Real bummer.

I think next year I'm going to have to take film acting classes. I think I do ok on stage but there's clearly something I'm not like... getting... about film acting.

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

The defining experience of fascism is familiar to anyone who has written stuff on the internet. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com

me and who

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones

The older I get the more I start thinking Ted Kaczynski had a point

[waking up]: ugh this again

[Throws up another skull.]

Teach me your ways