She is as tall as five apples and as heavy as three you CRETIN

'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'

Friends call me Cum Miser, whatever i touch,

Nobody ever draws harpies doing things birds actually do.

We need to chop off some zeros if you know what i mean

i open my mouth and madeline celeste dialogue noises come out. it's not clear what im trying to convey but i look increasingly angry

You love to see it

idk man i just work here

Sanrio invented a Homestar Runner character two decades early

HHS is trying to force Seattle Children's into doing a Sophie's choice of abandoning trans youth or see kids with cancer or other serious illness have their coverage and care disrupted. That's what this is about. Hopefully, the courts put a quick stop to this like the subpoenas.

You can do a lot locally with a dedicated group of 15 to 40 people. Regular people should be thinking at that scale rather than at the scale of thousands.

Seattle babey

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Feel old yet? Pokemon Red and Blue came out 10,000 years ago.

I'm going to be broke by the new year. I'm disabled and homebound and isolated. I really would appreciate some help. ko-fi.com/jebwrench

vegeta: gohan. gohan: BGAHG- don't appear out of nowhere like that- vegeta: you're a nerd, right. gohan: -i. wouldn't put it that way- vegeta: NERD. i need your help. gohan: vegeta: someone called me a 'code lyoko ass bitch' and i need you to tell me what that means before i beat them up.

Me: hmm i wonder what isn't part of the background cel. I wonder what part the cast are obviously going to interact with the ever reliable slightly lower quality wall:

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington

Seasons greetings.

Goddamn I would love some fried chicken if I could afford it. Like a 4 piece with fries and a biscuit delivered. It would be comfort for my low mood dammit www.paypal.me/longbongsilver Cash.app/longbongsilver venmo.com/u/longbongsi...

In honor of the upcoming Madden movie youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo

all this "hoping" and "praying" for "justice to finally come" kind of gives away that by "history" people just mean "god" repeating this take is basically just praying.

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

It's fun to imagine your cat saying tech evangelist stuff but it's all about cat butt. "By harnessing the power of cat butt, we hope to achieve record profits next quarter" "Cat butt isn't going anywhere" "We are a cat butt forward organization" Etc

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

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Tell me again why we should support Democrats. Sure, he’s “only” a state representative, but this is a Democratic politician openly saying this. The amount of absolute scorn you have to feel towards people to feel secure to say this shit is astounding. Fuck you, Steve.

The year is 2028. I just got a PS6 for Christmas. I tap my debit card on the perfectly smooth sphere and an anime girl in a bikini pops up on screen. It just cost me $50. I log on to X, The Everything App and post "Hoyo has done it again, 10/10"

how long do you think before the lost media people start looking for the elusive uncensored cut of A Muppet Christmas Carol with the "There goes Mr Asshole" song

I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.

I hope everyone had a happy holiday, unless you’re a billionaire. 😁

"what do abolitionists want? Abolitionists want to abolish. We want things not to be. We want an absence of prisons, of colonizers. We desire the nonexistence of police... What we must understand, however, is that our very capacity to understand these [previous abolitions] was generated by them."

transgender for everybody

today is the only day you can repost this

Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot

good, fuck colonisation and fuck colonist nations who've done basically nothing to undo the damage and horror the rest of us still live with; and anyone who carries water, runs cover or seeks to normalise colonialism is as evil as Nazi.

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff. Yet Tiny Tim, who did not die, says he was ambitious. And Tiny Tim, who did not die, is an honourable man.

he has such gifts to give you

Like... the "no justice, no peace" chant clearly suggests a possible escalation! Saying you'll never escalate means you can just be squished & brushed aside.

The presents. You opened them. We came.

and a happy to use even go want to do look more like to you and yours

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

What libs badly hope people forget about public demonstration is that the point is to show potential force. Without the threat that the authorities can be overwhelmed & you're willing to do it it's just a parade.

Comrade Ollie.

Ah, I see it's our annual "trot out Chenoweth's stupid bullshit to make sure people don't organize effectively" article

it bums me out that Die Hard has become defined by “lol it’s a Christmas movie” shit in the last 20 years because it makes you forget that it’s like a scientifically perfect action movie

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.