dead or alive xtreme beach volleyball? i guess i’ll choose alive xtreme beach volleyball.

RSS rules. RSS never became less relevant. RSS is a way to claw your agency back from silicon valley algorithmic timelines. That said if you use it you really are a sicko

Dragon Half // Micro Cabin // PC-98

soulsborne lore

Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

ANALOGUE 3D DOES NOT EXHIBIT THE WONDER PROJECT J2 SHOP BUG… EVERY EMULATOR EVER JUST DEMOLISHED IN COMPATIBILITY

Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post

It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!

I am always saying this

Ahhhh, I do miss going to Gasworks Park....

Walk into a bank where you don’t have an account, walk out with startup capital? Sounds impossible. But we did it. Some times you just have a to want it bad enough. Here’s what we did. First, we learned where the bank manager lived.

Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.

really funny that disney's achille's heel as a company in all these stories is at the end of the day they run a reliable business that makes a predictable amount of money. which wall street fucking hates. normal economy

back to defunctland. its so funny just how hard disney fumbled star wars in every possible medium

new defunctland dropped

Whoever owned this used Mario 64 cart I bought in Japan before me got 14 stars already… I can access the basement… I feel a connection with a person I will never meet…

Kevin Perjurer (suddenly getting serious 195 minutes into a special): On September 12, 2009, Autonomous Waste Compactor, Wall-E, my friend, died. He fucking died.

The thing I hate the most about modern versions of android is the tendency to disagree with settings I have changed Giving me a notification that says like "Oops! You turned off location service, turn it back on?" makes my fucking blood boil every time

Romance wa Tsurugi no Kagayaki_ Last Crusader // Fairytale // PC-98

can’t believe I have to work at a job? for money? instead of always being on vacation?? has anybody looked into this

"I once pretold a story that warned of this outcome. Of course some people laughed at my tremulous tome of an army of mechanomen who seize control of all the coal mines in Wales and are only defeated by a barrage of close harmony singing. But such is the fate of being a modern day Nostradamus."

Best part of the new Defunctland video is Kevin considering the question "is this what Walt Disney would have wanted?" and coming to the answer "I don't fucking care, actually"

Meanwhile

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

"We're all the same gender — American."

After putting the game back in beta and promising to stay heads down until next year, the Splitgate 2 devs announced they’re ending the beta for a December relaunch, and my meaningless conspiracy theory is that they’re doing this so they can relaunch their game at another Geoff Keighley gaming show

I haven't started playing Demonschool yet, but the protagonist has a very similar hairdo as Beatrice from Umineko, so I'm choosing to preemptively interpret it as a shard where [REDACTED] left the island and got involved in different supernatural shenanigans

We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.

[nudging my buddy with my elbow]

This is my grand unified theory of Why Everything Sucks These Days, bascially Control of business decisions in general has been ceded to "business people" who have zero experience in whatever specific field the business their running is involved in.

"Disney, Apple, and Nintendo all have periods when they are on the back foot, business-wise, and out of desperation produce incredible examples of human ingenuity. When their businesses are successful they switch back to Complacence Mode and maximize profits while doing skeevy business politics."

Love @jbpritzker.bsky.social , but @scottaukerman.bsky.social had the DEFINITIVE Star Wars list.

It has been a nice break. Dolmistaska Resumes dolmistaska.com?page=302

Spent a few hours kayaking Smith Creek here in Wilmington today. The brushy areas were filled with sparrows, and the first winter ducks have shown up too.

He's right, and he should say it

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

My "I'm not about to do an Enron" shirt etc etc

mfw I read most posts

this dumb shit is what i mean when i say this is a purely aesthetic “politics.” yeah man, why can’t we have a fusion of cosmopolitan social democracy and revanchist hierarchies of wealth and privilege? tough question.

#SaveSpeech The call campaign is having an effect! The pressure right now is integral, if you are making calls, PLEASE KEEP CALLING. If you havent called yet or took a break, now is a GREAT time to hop on and add to the pressure!

Uuuugh Trying to test this code, but it takes a full five minutes to run one part of it... that's just long enough for me to go and get distracted while I wait for it to finish....

i just want to say that i wrote this exactly one year ago.

“Do you come with the car?” Amano: “Oh, you!” *giggle*