Folks, did you hear the cast of Jackass is getting together for one last stunt? No, no, it’s true. They’re gonna eat a salad.

literally this meme:

The problem with capitalism is eventually you run out of other people's money (and the bourgeois will always turn to ever more brutal methods of stopping everyone from taking that money back) Lenin explains this phenomenon in Imperialism

While we are much too weak to face what is coming, our enemies are also unbelievably incompetent so we do still have a fighting chance

Literally as smart as an especially clever dog

"for sale, baby shoes, never worn." the sign in the shop window illuminates under the soft glow of my electronic cigarette. as I turn to step through the portal back to 2023, I gaze out over the quiet streets of austria one last time and whisper: "you're god damned right."

This is a nice idea but as long as we live in a capitalist world, the next mayor can and will just sell these assets off to some fucking corporation who is going to charge people up the ass for it.

People really don't understand that Obama ran on getting rid of ice and Homeland security walked it back then expand their abilities and capabilities putting the current immigration czar in charge who under Trump was quoted as saying I want to create an Amazon prime of deportation

This is an unused Mad TV character

US Politics, July 2026: - President re-launches 5 month conflict with Iran - President declares tax on all freight through Hormuz - The secret police executed two individuals in the span of 1 week - President rumored to challenge legitimacy of previous senate election - Missing senator re-appears

One thing you learn in abolitionist circles is that the more cops there are the more contact they have with people, and the more contact they have with people the more violence they can enact.

I wish I hadn't incentivized smashing all my rare vases by putting gems in them

Meet Budd Dirt *guy in muddy overalls puts on a hard hat, guitar wails* He's not your average politician. *shots of Budd in an auto plant that is also a corn field* And he's here to fight for you. *Budd eats a raw ribeye with his bare hands* Paid for by Billionaires for Human Extinction PAC

The Odyssey (2026) - Dir. Christopher Nolan

Put me in a button down shirt in my hospital bed. Prop me up. Have my wife fly in from China for it. Real Channel Zero look on my face. And get the newspaper in the shot too so no one suspects anything weird.

If AI companies are nationalized, then all of this becomes too big to fail, and we're stuck bailing out these giant corporations and cementing AI as something that has to stick around. If they throw trillions into saving this, the people in charge sure as hell aren't going to abandon the slop.

Hmm doubt

We should also tell the truth that the Fair Fares expansion was pushed by the Council not the Mayor. The reason Menin is pushing that is because she doesn't want free busses. Fair Fares is typical Democratic means testing policy. It matters to understand what's actually happening.

the fact that politicians are scared to post their tearful memories of Lindsey on here but they’ll post them on twitter is instructive in a couple ways, but specifically: our yelling at them is getting to them

Way too many people want to make excuses for this shit or turn a blind eye to it when there's an obvious conclusion they should be reaching. If you're wondering why things continue to get worse, it's because these are the people you're putting in positions of power and you're enabling this behavior.

Fucking birdbrained because it's one thing if you didn't like Jan from finance because she was a pain in meetings and an entirely different thing if your colleague was a willing participant and beneficiary of a fascist project to subject us all to a brutal government of the rich and their goons

Also I just wanna state for the record: I don't know them, maybe they're OK, but the chances are good that Graham's family also sucks shit. Idk! But maybe! Probably?!

Ro Khanna was supposed to appear on Meet the Press today to talk about his detainment by Israeli settlers in the West Bank, but he has been bumped by Benjamin Netanyahu to pay tribute to Lindsey Graham

If you think this sort of thing is historical or accurate or even a good thing to say you have terminal infectious Sorkin brain and will need to be lobotomized to keep it from spreading

Like this kinda stuff makes it seem that all of American politics is just kayfabe. I guess it wasn’t the most important election ever. Guess it’s just kumbaya when a fascists’ ticket gets punched

Calling it now - Graham found out McConnell was dead and refused to play ball on the lie he wasn't and got killed.

Fundamentally Democrats are just the biggest fucking pussies. They'll just eat a big shit sundae and ask for more and when you tell them the shit has run out they'll cry. They really wanted to show you how good and nice and great they are by eating shit, not like those nasty shitters

As if there's anything fucking else to talk about these days, man, fuck off

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

People say that we should piss on Lindsay grahams grave and that's awful. Unthinkable even. Think of how you're killing the poor grass on top of his grave and ruining the soil. I think instead it should be a compost pit where we throw all our rotten vegetables and coffee grounds. No meat or grease!

victory lapping on this one

this is a fantastic star trek meme lmao im fuckin losin it

me psyching myself up to go touch grass

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

I still like Youtube poops. They're funny

One step closer to the future where you're going to have to hire shadowrunners to extract you from your megacorp's arcology if you want to change jobs

The first shoes you pick up in Diablo

Mind you, the ACLU famously defends the rights of white supremacists to gather, organize, and rally. But they kicked out one of their founders for being a leftist. That "free speech" we're taught about is decidedly not free, and has ALWAYS favored white supremacy and punished leftists.

"Why doesn't America have a bigger left movement?" Because every time a labor leader starts to cross racial lines and make meaningful headway, the United States government murders them, imprisons them, or deports them. We supposedly have "free speech," but we will kill you if you threaten power.

Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’

The "genius" behind Platner appears to be an absolute and complete dirtbag. This is my surprised face. No one involved in this race should ever get to work in Dem politics again.

Hasan Piker watchers are mad at me. Well, stay mad. Because the fucker who called MLs 'ultras' and 'wreckers' just for suggesting it's bad to whitewash a babykiller, Private Mercenary who guarded Abu Ghraib, had Nazi tattoo, and abused women was bad– deserves to get shit on for the rest of his life.

Manhattan Project for political education so we can all learn what it actually means in politics to be "right" or "left" beyond vibes.

I'm sure it was hard getting so twisted up that platner becomes a *victim* in all this but W.S. manages, as always

Come the fuck on. What are we doing here

One of the few joys I have in our current state of affairs is knowing that the Yale gland in JD's brain that senses career advancement is going nuts telling him he's fucked and he's just scurrying around like a roach in the light