Only microplastics for me from my "steam in the bag" peas

I’ve seen enough of the Phillies if I’m being honest

Taco Bell can make this right by reducing all their prices to 2015 levels

Is it possible to FOIA the prompt history of the guy running the White House twitter?

The meter maxed out 😷

The era of “This goes so hard if you’re a dumbass”

Seeing the smoke high in the atmosphere is one thing, but smelling it at the surface with leaves an indelible mark on you. It's incredibly dystopian to walk outside on a sunny* day and immedatley hit with the unmistakable smell of forests burning hundreds of miles from you.

Pete on deck finally

Cmon Sal Stewart pretend it’s Thielbar or “Rollison” up there

Why the fuck is Max Muncy here

Nice hit Belli (miss you)

(gif of bugs bunny sawing off florida) Bluesky user: oh- oh- oh my god. you can't be serious. this is so fucked up

Torturous kind of work arrangement (meeting of contractors patting themselves on the back)

"Roll that beautiful bean footage"

"The only thing the establishment truly fears"

Twinkle dee and twinkle dum

They're doing this to me at work today

Wow an Eugenio Suarez home run against the Cubs? Be original

It's no coincidence that this happened during the first game of League Classic

“Pat, I’d like to solve the puzzle”

LATE NITR PACK WATCH

Why would you pinch hit for TJ Friedl, guys with dumbass names are certified Cub killers

Stop giving up home runs assholes

Love when a radio feed is the American TV feed with just the audio. I have no idea what is going on in this game.

That’s a good Chicago name

Cubs pushing the limit of how absolutely dogshit a pitching staff can be with an S++ defense

Gonna call him Jeb(!) Hoyer cause he's a fucking loser

This is like the fedpost meme but for real lmfao

Great comic from the early 2000s

We simply have no need for a "senate"

Another to jail for crime against brick

Reverse that one

we have a new worst call of the world cup

If this is true, let's make Tracey hit national notoriety

East coasters use their extra hour in the morning to have the dumbest conversations known to man in Teams

Aramis Ramirez just doubled in whatever game Marquee has on, Mark Prior is batting

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

Pull the plug on that lich already, make the people happy

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Lmfao

Come on lol

That's mbappin

Listen:

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

Republicanize Americana songs: "This Land is My Land, This Land is Also My Land"