Any chance of firing squad or electric chair?

They could not have me miced on a curling court

Being skeptical of AI isn't luddism lol

there's gotta be a better way to say this

Ubuntu mentioned I won big on Kalshi

Fuck it, Ork Friday

if the online left had literally any sway over anything we wouldn't be on this crappy little backwater website

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

really should be mentioned everytime this slob opens his mouth

The hotline should add an option for Bitcoin holders that just puts you on hold for an hour then hangs up

#birdbot

I hate that an indicator of AI code/messages is overuse of emoji, I liked to put that shit in there to give things a little color

Should have said Abolish DHS, so the dems could do their pointless compromise thing down to only abolishing ICE

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.

San Jose is undisciplined and has weak goaltending, they should definitely shift into buy mode

It's obscene that we elected that trojan ogre and I still gotta hear Dr Oz's opinion on shit

blows my mind that there are actually people that listen to Alex Warren and aren't subjected to it through unsolicited tiktoks and ads on gas pumps

Suburbia is the primary driver of this country's ruin so the less we hear from them the better actually

Oh phew

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll xikipedia.org

Billie Eilish during her #GRAMMYs speech for Song of the Year: “As grateful as I feel, I don’t need to say anything except that, no one is illegal on stolen land. It’s really hard to know what to say and what to do right now, I feel hopeful in this room and we need to keep protesting… fuck ICE.”

The Epstein Files

KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile

/pol/ was an op?

Took off like an infectious disease

Bedard to Nazar .. seen with my own eyes

"Hi Kevin Butler here, you can find high octane action like Uncharted 2 on the PS3, but what about the other guys? That's right, you can find Jeffrey Epstein in a lobby."

hands are so messed up from the dry air

When downtown, photograph “the gang”

Abolish Trump’s Ice, Medicare for All Who Want It

Even the L stops are downright pissy now, used to be just dank

Got up before the crack of dawn, I can now see why those grindmaxxers have such fucked up brains

Cardinals this morning at Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

Chicago transit agencies see diagonal streets and are like "no ... that would be too convenient. no buses of any kind shall run here"

Man

the people who think it's worthwhile to have big team builders offsite somehow never get laid off

how I’m sleeping tonight

I hate the doomsday clock, shut the fuck up

Starting against me in fantasy of course

Shut up Wesley

He voted yea on the bill to create DHS

There’s no dumbass music playing at the grocery store, this nice

Slop on top of slop