Joe Rogan said AI will help me write jokes

Bargecamp has purchased the three largest AI/music/streaming companies. Now the only album you can stream anywhere is SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com

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New HHS guidance

today's Textures

Starting an app called Crub, where you can rent out your crib to be a club, and giving all our seed money to 50 Cent to record “In Da Crub”

Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.

Criss’s son

My band Killing Caesar is performing with three other bands this Sunday at the Belltown Yacht Club for a measly 15 bucks, which is like $3.75 a band, roughly 37 cents a song so you really can't afford not to go. Tix: dice.fm/event/53x79d...

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Fetterman Shocks by Going Acoustic on New Tour, UNFETTERED UNPLUGGED

The Sacramento Kings may not be good, but they're doing whatever this is

I didn’t much care for Nuzzi’s book but her account of the night with Gorka was surprisingly poignant

Used to eat tons of the bread I was supposed to be cutting backstage as a bored orthodox altar boy. Never occurred to me there’d be a trend of converts. Also, “Orthobros” sounds like a gang of kids with braces who appeared on Ricki Lake or something.

Sister Act movie where instead of singing the nuns rap fast, called Twista Act

#birdbot

The Landscape of Wonders by André Masson, 1935 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137178

planning a party for next summer that’s called crocella where we just bbq and listen to jim croce

AI? try PU. it stinks!

Christopher Thompson #art #painting #urbanscape #cityscape #nightscape

🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.

Made some nesting wooden owls!

Black Lung, White Smoke

🎶You better shape up, 'cause I need a man Please confirm you’ll be my main You better shape up, you better understand It’s not a worm that’s in your brain🎶 “You’re the One That I Want” by Olivia Nuzzi John

The Decoy Bar Webster, SD

You might not like it right away, but Crystal Pepsi is inevitable, and if you don't learn to enjoy it you'll be left behind.

“The most powerful combination of film and music is without question Pauly Shore driving the combine set to ‘Thank God I’m a Country Boy’ in that delightful comedy, SON IN LAW. I’m always aiming for that, and I’m always falling short.” -Martin Scorsese

My funk cover band that sings about loving RFK Jr’s brain is called Nuzzi Collins

Looking East at clouds red with the rising sun by intersection of 2nd St with 12 Ave NW, Rochester MN, about 7 AM CST

American Canto? More like American Can’t Write!

"The cyclists arrive at sunrise, rolling through Chicago’s Latino neighborhoods and stopping at tamale carts, elote stands & candy stalls. They buy out every last item — every tamale, every corn cob, every bundle of sweets. Then they load up the food and deliver it to shelters and families in need."

arell equipment co., pacific highway, seattle, washington, 1977

Dreaming Horse by Franz Marc, 1913 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137668

Imperial IPAs are out; Presidential IPAs are IN! (Tho these days what’s the difference amirite?)

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

No wonder Islam won—look at the size difference between them!

john boyd, beach captain, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

reminder that Dubs, Washington’s live mascot, is an ABSOLUTE UNIT

Thus Spake Rob Pelinka

Never forget how in 2004 to promote their "Shrek 2" kids meals, Burger King equipped the roofs of their restaurants with 12 foot tall, 40 pound, inflatable Shreks

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