Bronny James is short for Bronald James Trump

Coachella = Aura Farm Aid

i don’t think tiger woods should do the artemis ii splashdown

Freud wouldn’t know what to do with a dream of Californication “ziss ist zimply too funky” 😂

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

America The Cheugiful

booty had me like

seeking investors for my inpatient hyperhidrosis retreat, Five Nights At Sweaty’s

empty bottle acts be like

i could fix the pitt

yeah i’m in the “poly market.” on the hunt for a new ‘cule 😎🙏

“looking to partner with some D-Cup Steven Hunters” —Steven, on Tinder

yeah i have a City Connect uniform for u

seasonal allergies actually make me a better forklift operator. Guess I’m just built different 🤷‍♂️

there is other news out there

mfw posting

this year haters will learn the true meaning of “earth” day- when i dig their graves!!

BTS has been deployed to Lebanon

🎵 ketamine queen / now you’re serving your 15 🎵

Pete Hegseth’s acts are considered michelob ultra vires under the law

It's NOT for women.

the market is responding to manospheric pressure on global supplies of Dr Pepper Ten

For Whom The Jamba Juices

chili cook-offs will be allowed to proceed via the Strait of Hormel

threatening annihilation is just goofin’ & Locker Room Talk

lowkey get behind me satan

*nba jam voice* he’s a disgrace

this precisely the kind of Foul Play prophesied by Anthony Davis

in addition to bisexual lighting, i would like to see some bicameral oversighting. thinking about the role of congress here….

in one of the most daring search & rescue operations in U.S. history, Tracker has found the remote

Bro the NIL package is undefeated!

this is a Foul Play With Anthony Davis account

dan hurley cannot be allowed to enrich uranium

my man just said “the length of johnson”

the only “transfer portal” i would enter is The Kingdom Of Heaven

booty had me like

does bluesky have “the juice,” your honor

“there’s no I in Teams” —me, bailing on your Teams call

STANCED UP

dying for the sins of man so that they may know redemption is unc

Mr Too Damn Risen

UConn freshman Benedict cumberbatch

this game sucks shit

i for one look forward to seeing the Phone Privacy Brothers commercial all evening

March comes in like a lion & out like a Chera

All The President’s Broskis

rain is just Mother Nature moisturemogging

Big Johnson (of Big Johnson T-Shirts fame) has converted to Catholicism