BCE stands for Bull Crap Era

actually i think all Forces are Special 🤷‍♂️

my slacks are Dan Taylor, Ann Taylor For Men

Vin Diesel is short for Vincent Dieselcent

uncs built the pyramids

holiday travel lifehack: Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of sex

Paramount has acquired u in what they’re terming a SusTool Takeover

commercials should consider using the How You Like Me Now song!

RISE & GRIND

when it comes to Shalhoub on the tube: if it ain’t Monk, it’s unc!

buttmunch atop a skyscraper

Hamnet invented 6 7

the excitement around the emirates nba cup is this generation’s beatlemania

“He played nick nack on my drum” 😂

I Want YOU To Use A.Condom

new logo for my hetero skydiving crew, The Straight ‘Chuters

arizona ass tea

cctv footage of your fruitless pursuit of booty

The Gilded Age > The Pull-Ups Age

regretfully, my duties with space force preclude my attendance at your party

bong with the wind starring clark k-hole

the football night is coming from INSIDE the america

Tom Rinaldi needs to Run to Aldi- to pick up a job application!

Grinch is grievance culture manosphere trash 🗑️

A Moby Dick Christmas 2: Jesus Take The Whale 🐳 🎄

more like clout dancer. performative af

my physician did a cute “6 7” after telling me how many days i can expect to live

yeah i bet you’re *simply* having a wonderful Christmas time bro lol. Basic Bitch

replace Pete hegseth with top dog. from top dog law

u, an absolute fuckin philistine: Swiss master chocolatier ain’t shit me:

Paul Wall- that grain gripper from Houston Tex?

*batman theme voice* 🎵 bathmat 🎵

ChatGPT Pull-Up Guy Dredged From Kalahari Resort Shallow End

*fucked up font shirt* WHEN IT COMES TO ORCHESTRAS THIS MAN’S CRITERION IS TRANS-SIBERIAN

Serbian textiles magnate Joe N. Fabrić

did it hurt? when your workplace solutions fell off my small business’s radar?

Weed Judge 2: The Highest Court In The Land

fossilized remains are unc

smoking on that CSL shit

4 Qanon blondes

booty had me like

cyber momday

the best wizards exercise potion 🧪 control

Last Christmas is about compliance with the heart’s 90-day returns policy

your cul-de-sac is a real cul-de-sus

many with Spotify top artists need to God-ify their flock the hardest fellas let’s get The Good Word out 📖 🙏

“the Brent is too damn high” — 1996 NBA Slam Dunk Contest contestants

the real life hamnet was the inspiration for the movie The Net (1995)