I'm getting absolutely sucker punched by Derek's choice of footwear

It doesn't get much more synergistic than this

No sports league wants to destroy themselves as quickly as possible as much as Major League Baseball

Brotato for $3.49 is a crazy amount of bang for your buck

Love to be in charge of a dogshit platform that barely works and constantly makes me look like an idiot it fuckin' rules

Now THIS is The Way

Tony Schiavone so clearly hates this match

I didn’t know you could do that

Wrestling rules

I love seeing new suplex variations

Me tomorrow

BRING PITBULL BACK

Another successful round of "Unpack before the edible hits" ya love to see it

If you recline your seat back on a flight I’m yanking that fucker every time I have to get up

DID SOMEONE SAY EASY LOVER

The last day of vacation is for being on your 3rd gin highball at noon

Peteris Pinnis sounds like a JK Rowling spell for getting a boner

Hooting and hollering at all the lil’ trucks I’m seeing in Aruba

“I plead the fifth”

Stepping out of the pool after having a few cocktails in the swim-up bar

Steely Dan hits like a truck when you’re day drunk by a pool

do not call Romeo & Juliet “the Crosstown Classic”

Hell yeah

If yoh care aboht typos you're not posting right anyway

Look at 'em go

Love being at a job that alternates between me feeling completely fucking useless with nothing to do and having something to do but being unable to actually do it because I don't know how to it and it's so goddamn niche that there's no way to learn. It's great, for me!

Having a meeting at 9AM on a Monday is one of the most fucked up things you can do

It’s “Mister Brightside”

Happy Mother’s Day

Watching sports.

4 words every man wants to hear

I live my life according to the Law of Grungo

My ★★★★½ review of Josie and the Pussycats on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/ehRJtX

Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

this is what you look like when you unlock all the pieces of your class legendary armor and then you’re idling in town next to the mailbox

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

*AOL “You’ve Got Mail” voice* I got married

The best part of Taskmaster is when they force the winner to do shitty prop comedy up on a stage for everyone else.

nazi demons fleeing back down there again. time still working on 100 year cycle. we are going to get another chubby checker by 2060 and he is going to do such a twist

This really is a damn near perfect baseball stadium layout, which means it'll never get built. www.chicagomag.com/city-life/a-...

So this is just gonna play out like the shooting at the White Sox ballpark where we don't find out anything and everyone involved just kinda hopes it goes away, yeah?