The Jimmie Johnson NASCAR jacket ties it all together

Shadow the Groundhog

Was Chris Chris unavailable?

We're so damn close to Car Beyblade

I'm sorry but I don't trust Woodstock Willie. I ride or die with Punxsutawney Phil.

Hell yeah play that AI slop reel at full blast in the waiting room, lady. Nobody else here matters but you!

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I saw Svengoolie was trending and got really nervous for a second

My espresso machine is finally here and I’m terrified to use it!

Dudes rock

I don't know why Darby is fighting Keefe from Righteous Gemstones, but that's fine by me

So the digital release authorization for a UPS package that requires a signature does jack shit and fuckall apparently

My ★★★ review of 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown on @letterboxd.social: boxd.it/cTHrx9

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I watched this Columbo a few nights ago and it had some of the most impressive camerawork I've seen in an episode of Columbo

Hoping they asked the DHS agents if they wanted to do "A Silly One" after their photos were taken

If he was acting this Divorced before he was actually divorced, I can't wait to see how Divorced he gets

This is how I look in the clearance aisle of Jewel after my edible kicks in

It do be like that Garfield

BREAKING NEWS: Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http​:​//​www​.​cnn​.​com​/​live

This is how you remind me

He really earned that PhD in Disrespect

Bone apple teeth

LinkedIn needs its own short videos feature called something dumb like "Breakouts"

I truly believe that a Far Side daily calendar is one of the best gifts you could get someone for Christmas under $20

Adjusting the switch again

One of the greatest pretzels to ever do it

"Everyone hates this idea, which is why we're going to suggest it!"

For weeks, my kids have been bugging me. “How much longer until the premiere of Memory of a Killer?” “Dad, is today Memory of a Killer on Fox?” It’s been BRUTAL.

i prepared for this game all week by subjecting my mouth to DQ Blizzard-like conditions

just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too

Got it in one

JERRY GARCIA: god dammit

*Tips Fedora* M'anus

Look to your left. Look to your right. 1 in 3 people are asked to interview for the Bills Head Coaching position. Pretty chilling stuff.

That's right, Garfield.

Y'all, please take the survey. We need the field offices on here.

I’m Not Old… …I’m In Unc-cussion Protocol!!

This is how I play Gran Turismo 7

When the shredding starts

I was re-watching that legendary Breaking Bad scene where Walt confronts Tuco for the first time and I swear it sounds like they used the Howard Dean Scream as an overdub during the aftermath

Indiana University—Chicago’s Big Ten Team

I only listen to this album on the coldest day of the year

TFW Bears

Someone has that closeup shot of McVay right?