Idk about you but I absolutely cannot stand this guy.

At my funeral, as my casket is being lowered into the ground, I want "Another Rain" from the Halo 3: ODST soundtrack to play, so that Marty O'Donnell can let me down one last time.

First Stardew Valley screen :^)

Cole Allen: *rushes past security into the White House* Stephen Miller with his pregnant wife:

Legitimately terrifying how easily so many people believed a random mixed-race guy from California was a member of the IDF.

+5 Defense

They released the security footage of the suspect SPRINTING to to the White House Correspondence Dinner. He is the blur at the bottom moving too fast for the cameras to capture. Let me tell you about SPEED bruh 🌪🏃🏿‍♂️‍➡️

Minutes ago shots were fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner which Trump and Melania were attending. The shooter is reportedly apprehended with no other casualties. The Trumps have been evacuated.

This is the failed shooter after his apprehension from attempting violence at the White House Correspondents Dinner, according to Trump's Truth Social account.

Trump has survived yet another attempt on his life after shots were fired at the White House Correspondents Dinner hours ago.

Two federal officials have been suspended from their positions after they were cited as security risks for falling for a Honey Pot and risk of being Sugar Trapped respectively.

Still can't get over how I only learned a few days ago that the Polish army fought WW2 with a LITERAL BEAR

We have lost Rep. David Scott (D) who passed away at age 80. Despite his declining health, he insisted on staying in office and running for re-election for a 14th term. He spent his last moments on Earth robbing the world of progress for no other reasons than selfishness and hubris.

Its official!

But what if I'm doing it ironically? 🤔

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Haha Trevor is such a whacky and unhinged character! I almost couldn't take him seriously as a person. Whats your favorite whacky and unhinged quote?

Another #Schedule1 meme for ya :^)

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Iran has closed The Strait of Hormuz yet again amid the United States' refusal to lift the blockade in the Gulf of Oman. The negotiations around the conrlict with Iran have been riddled with communication errors between major players, apparently either being unclear on what they are agreeing to

The Strait of Hormuz has been opened by Iran for the duration of the Israel-Lebanon ceasefire. The United States blockade of the Gulf of Oman remains in place.

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Unique regional debuff

Clavicular (OG looksmaxxing influencer) just took the absolute fattest L by overdosemaxxing live on stream. Bro was trying to rizz his chat down in Miami, but instead got folded by GHB and broke his aura streak. He's in stable conditionnaise rn but took some major damage to his vibes.

Who is your favorite Smash character? Mine is Dr. Mario!

Context: Justin Trudeau is dating Katie Perry cuz nothing makes sense anymore and they took a photo together where they were drinking out of plastic cups and he received some viral criticism over it for some reason (for using plastic cups, not dating Katie Perry)

Eric Swalwell (D) has dropped his bid for governor after a stream of segsual misconduct allegations surfaced on the eve of the California Jungle Primary. Tom Steyer has risen in his place as the frontrunner to win the governorship.

Crazy how many people get this wrong!

In a historical political shift, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded defeat to center-right opposition leader Péter Magyar in the April 2026 elections, ending his 16-year grip on power.

After peace talks with Iran failed, the United States has announced they will also not let any ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz, meaning that even ships with Iran's permission to pass will not be able to pass without the United States' permission.

When I have ADHD but I'm using all of my energy so I can focus on Iran and The Epstein Files at the same time

Context: US envoys reportedly threatened the Vatican to support war in Iran, citing the "Avignon Papacy" as a warning. Claims that US power dictates Church policy led to a papal visit cancellation. Earlier, JD Vance’s visit days before the last Pope’s death has sparked conspiracy theories.