Happy snoozes for #AardvarkWeek 💤 Our sweet girl Tilli is off on a dreamland adventure, and yes, that little tongue is still hard at work! 💕 Even in her sleep, it looks like she’s slurping up imaginary termites.

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i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Good night, from me and Fuzzy.

My social media post exposing Polymarket betting on nuclear war went so viral that Polymarket decided to shut down its nuclear war market. www.coindesk.com/markets/2026...

Over the past year, every single time one of the apps or services I use suddenly became less reliable and more buggy, I never have to look far for the "Claude is amazing and now writes most of my code" post for the devs involved.

So ChatGPT tells people to kill themselves, and OpenAI's response is to shift responsibility to unpaid, untrained, non-professional friends and family members. So if you get designated as the "trusted contact," you're doing terrifying unpaid work for this evil company. Shut it all down.

Ken Paxton is on the ballots for which Ken Paxton is now putting his thumb on the scale.

deleted his tweet as soon as an actual war popped off

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Polymarket has created a market that would monetize a nuclear attack amid increasing concerns that bets are happening among government insiders who can make military decisions. What stage of the apocalypse is this? polymarket.com/event/nuclea...

Donning his new canine decoder, Professor Schwartzman becomes the first human being on Earth to hear what barking dogs are actually saying.

See, the thing is we haven’t been—not because past presidents were perfect angels or thrilled with Iran, but because they didn’t want to close the Strait of Hormuz, evacuate American civilians from the whole region, and set the world economy on fire.

“Mr. Cummings? This is Frank Dunham in Production. … We’ve got some problems, Mr. Cummings. Machine No. 5 has jammed, several of the larger spools have gone off track, the generator’s blown, and, well, everything seems to be you-know-what.”

Voter REGISTRATION has DEADLINES! VOTER SUPPRESSION and VOTER PURGING is happening in a lot of different states! It would be best if EVERY VOTER CHECKED THEIR STATUS; DON'T just ASSUME. Check your status OFTEN. It takes 30 seconds. Everything You Need to KNOW to Vote - VOTE.ORG www.vote.org

or anything else, really

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I gotta hand it to Altman here, deciding to sign up to be the new face of the regime’s AI efforts right as they start an unpopular and out of control war with Iran was a real masterstroke in PR bonus points for letting a major competitor position themselves as The Ethical AI Company

If you couldn't be bothered to write it, why in the name of all things holy, unholy, and mundane should I take the time to read it?

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

We literally signed a peace deal in 2015

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

uh oh

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

I do not like that brains can get all holey if you don't brush your teeth enough. Design flaw.

Gallego: "Young American men and women are dying because of these idiots"

But we were assured* that robo cars were so much safer!! *by people who would profit from the implementation of robo cars

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope.

Made a set of nails for later. I don’t normally do unmatched nails but I was having fun trying different looks.

Siding with the Constitution isn't siding with Iran.

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

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Beside being able to control the price of a scarce resource, I’m guessing Epstein class rich people are into oil also because they havent figured out a way to run their yachts and jets with wind and solar power.

You have clearly not read the War Powers Act, Mike. Everything you've written is totally wrong. The War Powers Act SPECIFICALLY PROHIBITS military action unless: a/ there is a prior congressional authorization; or b/ it's a response to an attack against the U.S.

these people should all hang

love seeing influencers boosting UBI

1957.

Currently trending on X.

Today is a good day to take note of all those telling you how swimmingly this is going to work out so you can stop paying attention to them forever We have illegally and under false pretenses launched a war that in no way benefits us and isn't going to ever truly end A MISTAKE WE HAVE MADE BEFORE

So a woman who lied about her education (she *didn't* have a college degree) is going to "highlight education's role in securing peace" when her husband, who paid someone else to take the SAT for him, just started a wholly unnecessary war to kill kids at school? #BeBest if she would, instead, STFU.

You only have a short time to comment. They are trying to destroy our forests to enrich a few logging company executives and the politicians they’ve paid off. Leave your comment here: eplanning.blm.gov/Participate-... morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

A PSA from Thomas Massie: