If #BakeOff is going to make snotty comments about school dinners then they should have to do everything with the same budgets, supplies and nutritional standards before they start getting all up themselves.

Has anyone checked on Dolly Parton? Because there's every chance the Rapture happened and she was the only person taken.

Both the cats have a tendency to sit on the garage roof, either because it's sunny or (more likely) it's a good vantage point to be nosy from. We've fairly frequently had people knock on to ask if theyre stuck, but they're very definitely not.

Red onion and pomegranate pickle steeping before having it with chilli Red rice. It's just 1 red onion sliced very thinly, the seeds and juice of 1 pomegrante, the juice and zest of 1 lime, some salt, sugar and a large glob of honey. Mix together and let it sit until needed.

A friend recognized the entertainment potential of the big AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT graphic but replaced Kennedy’s face with a much better alternative:

Streeting unequivocally saying the Orange Shitgibbon is wrong and that people should trust doctors is a very low bar to reach, but going on his past recite there was no guarantee he'd reach it so thank fuck he has.

Favorite 10 TV comedies in no particular order Coupling Green Wing The Golden Girls Miranda Cheers Drop The Dead Donkey Kath & Kim Smack The Pony Armstrong and Miller Inside No.9 (Nothing says they all have to be sitcoms, and I know Inside No.9 crosses genres but it's mostly dark comedy)

Nate K Weir is hot and his cosplay is excellent and he's charmingly funny and self deprecating and then he posted the pictures of him wearing a tiny gold metallic swimming suit and I've barely ever seen anyone look hotter and I'm not sure why.

Knowing my mother she almost certainly never took any painkillers of any kind when she was pregnant and I'm no less autistic for it.

I also love drawing drag art and it's always a bit of a dream to draw things that end up as merch or used by the performers themselves. So if there are any drag artists who want some new art for merch or promo etc I would always welcome them dropping a line if they want to commission something

Uninstalling and reinstalling Baldur's Gate seems to have worked, so I've restarted my Gale run (because I think i might deify him without actually being evil) and there's a new mod that let's you turn anyone into Raphael so Astation is currently mostly nude devil Raphael.

Prince didn't do many cover versions (as long as you don't count songs he wrote for other people then later did his own versions of) but when he did they were incredible. I don't know if this is better than Joni's original (and he was in awe of her so I doubt he did) but it's damn close

"My kids are defective and it's the mother's fault", all too often (sometimes even said by the mother)

You may well already know that I'm a sucker for interestingly flavoured crisps (the chocolate candy cane Pringles live fondly in my memory) and Aldi are very good at scratching that itch. I wish they'd bring back both the buttered corn on the cob and the camembert, chilli and cranberry flavours...

"My kids are defective AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT", to be specific

I'm still not actually risking running and just aggravating the shin splint again (which now feels on and off like a bruise just above my ankle rather than anything else) but im aiming to walk an hour a day most days if I can instead for the time being.

Compliments are appreciated but commissions are even more welcome.

If you vote for Reform, if you think they have a point, if you are even considering voting for them, you're a racist. No excuses, no exceptions. Fucking sick of it. Own what you are.

What movie do you consider “perfect”?

Baldur's Gate was always a little prone to random crashes but I can't even get beyond the loading screen at the moment without it crashing. I don't know if it's getting to the point I need to uninstall and then reinstall or not.

I'm down to the last four copies of The Dead Queen Detectives Colouring Book so I'm putting them up as part of a bundle with The Dead Queen Detectives: The Crown Jewels (collecting the first three issues) and The Dead Countess Collective for £20 plus postage (£24 for all three normally)

The autumn colours are already pretty terrific this year.

I like pomegranates but I also like just having them in the fruit bowl because they're so pretty.

Radio 4, I think. My dad has never been one for listening to music in the car.

Anyway, I could do with filling that gap in finances with a couple of commissions. Usual rates apply (£50 A5, £80 A4, £150 A3, all plus postage) for hand drawn pen and ink on Bristol Board. Email me [email protected] if you're interested bevismusson.bigcartel.com/commissions

One of the greatest films of all time. Anyone who thinks it's less than a 90% score *minimum* is clearly in the wrong.

Nearly a month since sending an invoice for some commercial work (concept art and pencils done, but nothing else) and I've not heard from them since so I guess it's a no-go, but that also leaves me fairly out of pocket in a way that's very annoying.

He is so annoyed by the rain. Also clearly getting too large to sit on the top deck of the cat tower.

Of course, when it comes to Batman the thing that everyone really wants to see is Finland, Finland, Finland (which scarily turned 19 this year). For those who don't know, 19 years ago Lee Budgie Barnett brought his 11 year old son to the Bristol Comic Con and during the evening Phil and Budgie...

#BatmanDay, you say?

The cats are absolutely fucking livid because they want to go out but it's pissing it down and they want the whole situation resolved *immediately*

It's not cold out but there's very low, grey cloud, a bit of wind and a slight mist in the air and it feels like we've skipped right to the start of November. This isn't a complaint either, I love this weather.

Canada having to crowdfund their Women's Rugby World Cup, not having a full time manager snd to destroy Nee Zealand and get to the final is incredible. I don't care who they end up playing because I want Canada to get the title.

New nails. This is a base coat of Ocean Queen and then a couple of top coats of Blue Glitter (a very original name) from Saffron London (an Afflecks Palace purchase, obvs). Its actually a but more turquoise in real life than it looks here but it's gorgeous either way.

This is where you're at America, if you're keeping score en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_W...

What's the name of that guy who recreates the stupid cooking videos with the women whispering "perfect" but doing it badly? He does them with his kids too.

If no-one has brought in Cthulu I shall be very disappointed #Taskmaster

I'm still on the Drag Portrait kick and these are two I've been trying to get for a while but couldn't get right but finally did. First off is the Welsh icon that is Baroness Mary Golds, an absolute monster and chaotic whirlwind of a performer and one of the best drag artists you will ever see.

Adele Anderson (of Fascinating Aida) being Bernadette in the new production of the Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert musical is superb casting.

OK, so the Wonder Woman/Captain America story... is the point not that Diana is saying that he needs to face justice and the whole world needs to hold him responsible and make him stand trial? She doesn't say he shouldn't die, just that he shouldn't die right now.

It is perfectly possible for (some) of Corbyn's politics to be good and The Right Thing while he is also demonstrably a terrible leader, a crap MP and just generally a bit of an antediluvian shitwad.

OK, two wildly different versions of Bohemian Rhapsody to celebrate it being 50 years old. It's a song that's been done to death so many times, but still manages to lead to things like these two. First a Parisian flash mob that's insanely good (full credits over on YT as well)...

Noah Wyle was cute when he was younger but my goodness bearded, slightly greying middle-aged Noah Wyle is so very, very good-looking

Talking of Christmas, I know it's only the middle of September but if you're thinking about commissioning art as a Christmas or Hanukkah present now is probably a good time to ask if you want it in plenty of time.

Beginning to think a fairly big commission that would have mostly paid for Christmas isn't happening. Which is fine, sometimes people change their mind but I really wish they'd say either way.

Until very recently these two were roughly the same size (Ari a bit sleeker and angular, Gus much more rounded but same weight and general size) but in the last couple of months it's like Gus has been working out at the gym. Hes not fat by any means, just seems to be putting on adult muscle.

Article on the BBC about the new Renters Rights Bill coming in that's basically a "boo-hoo, poor me" story about landlords who aren't going to be able to screw people over or fleece them to line their own pockets. Forgive me if I have fuck all sympathy for them or their "concerns"

Necessary. I know the mnemonic "one carthorse, two sugarlumps" but that doesn't help remembering which order they come in or what the vowels are.

The cats are having morning Mad Time, which normally means pelting round the garden, but it's pissing it down so that means them insisting on going out then 5 minutes later me opening the door and them screaming at me for throwing them out in the rain. And then 5 minutes later they go out again...

I love how joyful #SewingBee always is. It's a competition but it's mostly just a celebration of sewing and making friends and just being awesome. Also a much closer final that I would have predicted a few weeks ago but definitely the right winner.