I don't fucking think so you knuckle dragging cunts. Fall off a cliff, all of you.

We know the Epstein files are bad, but they must be *really* bad

This guy had his ducks in a row

Microwaved a lemsip and now I know the villain in all 967 issues of The Amazing Spider-Man. Maybe RFK jr is on to something

A statement from Tylenol

The gap between publicity and reality for intelligence services is really something

Hello, I'm the President of rhe United States of America, and I'm afraid of paracetamol.

Same goes for comics fans and nerds of pretty much any type. Nerds are just people. People like to enjoy themselves. Sex and alcohol consumption can be ways of enjoying yourself. Why is it surprising when Doctor Who nerds do it, but not football nerds?

One person to tell one of these entitled deluded bullshitters to their face to belt up and fuck off. Just one. Once. That's all it needs.

Yes, we've all got our misgivings about the BBC for so many reasons, but the BBC Verify team continue to do amazing and vital work that I'm not seeing other major news outlets in any particular hurry to bother with.

The 1980s were such a wild time that one of the biggest romantic movies of the decade featured a song called She's Like The Wind, a song about how some girl honks of guffs

I agree that House of Jealous Lovers is an absolute banger but I don't get why we're all talking about The Rapture today

1. Narnia v Skaro 2. Cuckooland v Wakanda 3. Vulcan v Tazbekistan 4. Sealand v Babar’s Kingdom 5. Glubbdubdrib v The Land of Oz 6. Sodor v Kambezi 7. Telos v Freedonia

Telling a bunch of foreign leaders you might kidnap and disappear their citizens AT THE U FUCKING N is wild

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

it's so weird how if you invest in marketing and publicity a thing can do well and if you don't it will sink to the bottom of the sea never to be seen but somehow this will be the creator's fault lol

World News 🇺🇸 Alleged Chum Of World’s Most Famous Sex Trafficker Points Frantically At Dead Podcaster, Autism, Pregnant Women and Headache Pills In Hopes You’ll Forget The Whole Sex Trafficker Thing 🇬🇧 Unelected Minority Party Gets Front Page Again For Some Mysterious Reason 🌦️ No

RIP satire (2025)

My heart breaks for the autistic children across the world who, after years of being misunderstood and under resourced, constantly have to deal with being told “you were a mistake and we’re trying to ensure there are no more like you” by society.

Blue Peter I was a Blue Peter kid and my kids* are Blue Peter kids *Jemima and Jonquil

i have to say, as a trans journalist who has covered the "trans debate" for about a decade now, there is no daylight between how the trump administration and conservatives lie about tylenol and autism and how they've lied about youth trans care.

The guy who came up with making bacon flavour crisps look like bits of bacon was a genius and an artist

I'm telling you that that world doesn't exist. Either we're all safe, or none of us are safe. Kimmel and Colbert and jokes cannot save you from what's coming. You need the people that you won't fight for, to fight for you. But one-way solidarity ain't it.

Apparently we can stop autism if we lock this guy up

BREAKING: Trump government proves link between cretinism and Cuprinol

And today's main story once again...

So many reasons to hate the paracetamol/autism thing. 1. Autism isn't bad 2. Paracetamol doesn't cause it 3. People will take ibuprofen instead which can cause miscarriage 4. Paracetamol is the most effective drug that exists and the second most effective is stimulants for ADHD ahhhhh I get it

It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity

Okay, you saw what happened when enough of you banded together for a cishet white guy; Jim’ll Kimmel is back on the air. Now if you can use that energy for every time any of them capitulates to demands to make things worse for marginalised people we can get somewhere.

England

Bless you! www.worldofmoose.com/products/dal...

Every time this pops up on my feed I am afraid this is what flashes into my head (but also, read it)

Queen!

People are making Rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow

Tylenol is one of the young lads from Romeo and Juliet, isn't he?

After claiming that Paracetamol caused autism, Trump continued to say that bagels caused Lupus and earthquakes are created by bees. He then dropped his trousers and exploded to reform 23 minutes later as a small ceramic thumb.

I think we all know why. This country is steadily speedrunning its way to the sort of insanity that we used to make fun of Americans over. Watch this become a subject of debate among our MPs, rather than something everyone rightly ignores as the bollocks it so clearly is.

I absolutely file Tylenol in my brain next to Keebler elves

We don’t need shoddy American autism panic imports when we’ve got British-made conspiracies that we successfully exported all over the world

Believe trans people when we tell you the 'science' behind the Cass Report is as solid as the 'science' behind paracetamol causing autism.

Tuesdays cause autism.

Folks... THE STONE TAPE rocked boxd.it/b9wD0x

Tylenol ain't taking this shit From tylenol.com

You can’t fix autism because autistic people are not broken.