Reading about young people applying for 100s of jobs and getting nothing. Having experienced the other side we’d receive 70+ apps for entry level jobs, over 70% of which are identical AI slop. Just more evidence of AI degrading a system, overwhelming it with shitty content where no one wins.

So hang on, are American sports played in quarters purely for advertising reasons?? Am I the last person on the planet to realise this??!

I have a wine. I repeat. I HAVE A WINE.

Evidence, not fear surely?

I’ve just seen that the potential John Terry buy out of Colchester United has fallen through and that, my friends, is like the U’s winning the World Cup. Go and be a giant racist at someone else’s bottom tier football club, you twat.

YES. If someone sends me a voice note the likelihood of me listening to it is about 1 in 100. Just send a text you lazy bastards.

Didier Deschamps sounds like a character from Tricolor.

If you or someone in your house is not trans, the only thing you should ever think about trans kids is “How might I brighten their day should I come across one?” Beyond that, you’re a fucking weirdo who is extremely useful to nazis.

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This is GREAT news

I turned off the football at half time last night and we scored twice so you’ll be pleased to know I’m not able to watch the match on Wednesday so we are guaranteed to win.

The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles was essentially the basis on which I built my entire sense of humour. Happy 100th birthday Mel Brooks 🎉

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Do you think the Americans watching the World Cup on the tv realise that every hydration break the rest of the world boos while they’re being sold big gulp mega meals and medical insurance?

Guys, sack off ITV and listen to the match on the radio. It’s a billion times better.

I had a ‘bit of a week’ last week exacerbated by the heat, shitty sleep and perimenopausal brain melt so today I need to rest my poor over-stressed head and catch up on some sleep. Any tips to calm the racing brain/anxious chest and nod off?

And there it is… www.desmog.com/2026/04/30/r...

I cancelled a trial subscription to a fitness/wellness app and my feedback as to why was because it felt like it was written by AI. I just received an email from them thanking me for my feedback which was also very clearly written by a bot. We’re lost.

Get no sleep because I’m hot and dehydrated or get no sleep because I dared to drink water after 10pm and spend all night needing a wee. Oooh choices choices.

Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great.

Hydration break

It gets worse

I’ve taken a day off work to get stuck into some dissertation writing so obviously I’m lying on the sofa looking at live lightning storm maps. Procrastination is my jam.

Jesus 😳

Having serious biblical storm envy over here.

On the morning of the referendum result, on my cycle to work I stopped outside Boris Johnson’s house where a crowd had gathered. He came out and got in a car, which we cyclists duly kettled for a good while as everyone shouted scumbag to his face. A brief catharsis on the bleakest of mornings.

Someone just called the reflecting pool the "strait of warm ooze" and now my friends, I am dead.

He should do his first post as Labour leader on here and close down his twitter account.

I miss my dad everyday, but today I get to share a photo of him and tell everyone how wonderful he was. Just the absolute best. Here he is being an amazing dad and grandpa. The legend, Geoffers. What a guy 💔♥️

This is amazing

While you lot are all skipping off into the sunshine having a jolly old time, I’m stuck indoors with this guy. Send help.

First hoverboards and now this. When are we going to get the future we were promised?!

Apparently my 3 yr old god son turned to his dad the other day and told him he was ‘So 1990’s’. I’m dead 🤣

Widow’s Bay 🤌 What a splendid thing.

Glad to see the back of that vacuous idiot Kenyon, a man so far out of his depth only RNLI could save him.

The best thing I’ve seen at the World Cup so far

Seville. I may die 🔥

Pilgrimage to the best tapas joint on the planet

Better than the world cup, watch Trump's name get taken off the Kennedy Centre www.youtube.com/live/aAhm880...

I’m at Stansted airport and it’s clear that airports nowadays have stopped pretending to be anything other than a shrine to aspirational consumerism. The walk from security to the gate is some kind of dystopian nightmare drenched in perfume and UK garage. We’re so lost aren’t we.

Off to Seville for 36 hours, Lads

These are the 30 women killed since 2020 in Northern Ireland, all by white men 21 killed in their homes by men they knew. The youngest 20, the oldest 82 21 were mothers, 4 were killed with their children in the home. Two were pregnant Nobody rioted over their murders www.bbc.com/news/article...

The weird thing about self proclaimed "alpha males" is that if you look at their views on asylum seekers, immigrants, the LGBTQ community, drag queens, women, knowledge, etc They appear to be scared shitless of absolutely everything.

This is WILD www.youtube.com/shorts/Grc8n...

Cheeky little ‘And finally…’ piece on news at 10 about Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire. No mention of him being a far right extremist inciting violent pogroms on the streets of the UK. BBC News is failing at the most fundamental level.

Per most recent figures, net migration to NI *over the past 22 years* has been ~62,000 people. Only 3% of Northern Ireland’s population currently belong to an ethnic minority. Pogroms in Belfast (as with Ballymena last year) are just gutter-level "One Is One Too Many" racism, and nothing else.

Condemning riots isn't enough. We need policy action, including an immediate appraisal of X as a vehicle for coordinating far-right disorder. And we need political leadership, to challenge white nationalism as an idea, not to validate it daily and then complain when it turns violent.

Truth!

Ok I’m only, like, 97 years late on this one, but Man with a Movie Camera is all kinds of remarkable, eh.

Sleepy Don 😴