Euuuugh the ‘I’m sorry you were offended’ defence.

I’m 47 and made the mistake of gently bending over earlier today so obviously I am now in agony and lying flat on the floor. Middle age is brutal, kids.

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We have been colonised by tax dodgers.

I bloody love Harold and Maude. Farewell Bud Cort.

As if i needed any further reason to boycott Manchester United…

Aw I feel bad for those two wee sparkly GB skaters 😥 #winterolympics

My dog’s an idiot

Forget Valentines Day. For all you true romantics, this Saturday is EAST ANGLIA POTATO DAY 🥔

I changed the audio

Don’t threaten us with a good time

I’m currently reading ‘Toward a Theory of the Artwork’ from Adorno’s ‘Aesthetic Theory’

The uk journalist ‘gotcha’ style questioning that appears to be ubiquitous across tv and radio news at the moment is extremely tedious.

Bingo wings. My husband’s is Xzema 🙅‍♂️

Bloody hell, the drone chasing the luge dudes down the run is pretty wild #winterolympics

We all know he’s a mad king, but he’s really very seriously ‘president of Turkmenistan’ level mad

I’ve not got kids. Circumstances behind that are complicated, pretty miserable and personal. I’ll not be requiring SMP from the government, or costing the NHS any money for having babies. I’ll be continually working my whole adult life and paying my taxes. Reform can go fuck themselves.

My husband is away for a week so I will reverting to my natural form

I love this so much. Humanity and humour in politics feels so alien these days.

Vance getting booed at the Olympic opening ceremony 🔥

This twat just threw up on the carpet. Twice.

Loving the Olympic ice dancing performances choosing such up to date musical references as Vogue and a Men in Black/Jiggy with it medley. Never change, ice dance

Say no to Palantir in the NHS: notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-tar...

I’ve been in Barcelona because my very clever husband has been working on this extraordinary thing #casabatllomapping

I love this woman

Remember, every accusation is a confession…

I’m really enjoying the art and culture of Barcelona

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

Oh god, what awful news

If you’re ever feeling like you’re shit at your job, just take a look at how few fucks Picasso gave when painting this dog. Sometimes done is good enough.

I don’t have kids. On this basis, will I be exempt from paying tax towards schools and playgrounds? And people who don’t drive? Presumably they’ll be getting a big old rebate? This is a ridiculous argument. We all pay tax for stuff we don’t use. That’s how tax works.

Let's hope this positive news gets as much attention as the people who try to convince us that the UK is a murder ravaged hellscape. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is unhinged

Over 26,000 have emailed their local trust to keep Palantir out of the NHS. Will you join them? https://notopalantir.goodlawproject.org/email-to-target/stop-palantir-in-the-nhs/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=PalantirNHS&utm_medium=social_media

Board of Peace - Season 1

Bored of Peace, more like, AM I RIGHT?

Is a boom a boom if it’s not booming?

Give me your Nobel Peace Prize or I’ll kill you.

The homicide rate for under-25s is now 3x lower than it was when I set up the VRU in 2019, and hospital admissions of young people for knife assault have almost halved in the same period. London is safer thanks to the prevention work of @london-vru.bsky.social.

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Yesterday I ate some amazing tacos and drank frozen margaritas and that made me very happy

Bring on the tariffs, you malignant narcissistic war monger

So how should Europe divvy up the USA after conquest? Imho the Welsh should get Pennsylvania, keep the tradition going.

1. The tariffs are paid by US consumers 2. Greenland isn't for sale 3. Go f**k yourself

Quicksand Wild is the Wind The Man Who Sold The World Soul Love Rock n Roll Suicide Oh! You Pretty Things Lazarus Fame Kooks Absolute Beginners

Just watched Weapons. Shout out to all the other witchy aunties out there! 💪

Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened." REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar. Grow a spine.

So Maz and Faraaz are father and son, Fiona is a Reece’s granny, Rachel and Matt are siblings and Adam and Jack are brothers. That’s my theory #thetraitors

Send a European-NATO force to stand with Greenland. Trump won’t want a confrontation. Like many bullies, he is a coward. Remember what happened when Canada stood up to him and told him to f**k off.