Presumably they meant to make it look like earth is being dragged down into hell?

I will never ever understand why people have really loud facetime chats on public transport. There is a young woman in the seat opposite in front with her volume up full talking to her plummy voiced boyfriend about what they’re going to do now that Netflix is getting rid of Friends. ARRRRGGHHHH 🤬🤬

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

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the only thing Rachel Reeves needs to do for more favourable coverage on BBC News is threaten to sue them for £1 billion

Perfect Tom Stoppard story from DTel obituary: His response to a letter from Harold Pinter canvassing support for a proposal to have the Comedy Theatre in London rechristened the Pinter Theatre, “Have you thought, instead, of changing your name to Harold Comedy?”

Oh no 😞 I was once at a bar at a party and Mani was stood next to me. Our pissed chat escalated pretty quickly into us pouring sambucca directly into each others mouth. Fly well, Mani. Thanks for the hangover.

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

Some light Sunday reading 😬

This legs & co routine is extremely weird #totp

*One of my favourite tunes of all time on TOTP Klaxon* Praise be for Elvis Costello. #totp

Pssst Reeves…. 👇👀

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Euuuugh full of this shitty cold going around which is particularly annoying since I work from home and barely leave the house. I blame the postman.

What’s it like in your head?

🎶What a difference a day makes... 🎶

It’s a happy HOWLoween from Doug 🦇🎃

There are three kinds of people in this world. Avoid them at all costs.

Had a cream tea in Cornwall today. Come at me, bitches

Sunday afternoon on the sofa with Joan

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

Watching Celebrity Traitors with my 84 yr old mother: ‘I assume they will be provided with towels.’ Yes mum. They will likely be provided with towels.

We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.

It is to the shame of all the male reporters in the room that they do not immediately leave

I wonder how many ex pats in Spain have A-level standard Spanish…

You think you plan ahead? Check out this gravestone I came across in Châtillon-sur-Seine recently…

"If we lose hope, we're doomed." We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

D’you know what’s a good word. Bookkeeper. Three double letters in a row. Phenomenal.

Some good news. London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces. The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

Didn’t see this anywhere else, Prez walks out after Lockjaw’s psycho speech to zero applause: ‘I’ve never walked into a room so silent before…’

There's never "enough" for these people.

I first watched this on the telly with my mother and father in law. I remember knowing that it was gritty but brilliant so we decided to give it a go. And holy shit. An amazing film. But perhaps don’t watch it with your mother in law.

Newcastle says no to fascism. The far right brought a hundred or so with them, bussed from far and wide. This city turned out 1000s, from local communities, estates and streets. Geordies of all backgrounds coming together and outnumbering the purveyors of hate by some distance. Newcastle united.

Well THIS is rather exciting…

Just a heads up that if you’ve never tried tarragon mustard then you’re missing out big time.

It’s a Good morning from Douglas

Every accusation is a confession. Always the way with this lot. Always.

I love the Beastie Boys HARD #totp

Dear BBC4, please god stop this horror show and let’s go back to the 70s #totp

I won’t hear a bad word said against these three lovely lads #totp (this song is terrible)

Just received this text. As a woman with no children, seems legit…

Yup 👍

Can someone not start booing or stage a walkout?? Surely UN diplomats aren’t obliged to sit through the dangerous rantings of a madman?

This ought to be engraved somewhere.

This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

What I’m wearing for the rapture

Oi. BBC. Many experts are not skeptical. It is utter bullshit and you should call it out as such. This is the MMR bollocks x 1 million