His name is literally "HE-MAN". The most pronoun name ever. I constantly play this game of "are grifters really this dense, or do they just expect their audience to be?" The answer is both obviously but it still hurts my brain seeing the endless feedback loop of asshole to asshole reinforcement.

The absolute accuracy of this.

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

lol owned

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

Things are awful, so a little treat for the real Crush-Heads. It is now eleven years since I got this printed in the Metro.

magical

I wrote about reporters’ refusal to use “act of war,” “invasion” or “coup” when covering Trump’s brazen attacks on Venezuela, instead echoing WH-approved euphemisms, and the broader trend of our press dutifully giving Trump’s lawlessness the vague whiff of international legitimacy when it has none.

Trump speaking to Fox News: "the US is going to be strongly involved in Venezuelas oil industry going forward"

'agenda free journalism'

The thing is, these people don't really want military history (which incidentally can be social history, art history, disability history, economic history, and more) they want noble tales of White men fighting off dark skinned barbarian hordes, the subtext is very clear.

Podcast equipment should be regulated the same way guns are

The intense close up of Diego Luna's Andor crying, as he drives away from the Ghorman massacre, is the most haunting image of tv this year.

Have you finished wrapping your dinosaurs yet?

Share with your friends who think Palestine was nothing before Zionists arrived. #FreePalestine #GazaHolocaust youtu.be/THl20pkSDfo

vince gilligan pronunciando las palabras "IT'S PLURBIN' TIME" para promocionar su serie... el legado de Morbius no morirá jamás

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

I bet Mr Beast will organise Trump's Hunger Games

Reminder that Dan Bongino doesn’t know who Stephen King is

Did you know that different painkillers work best on different sources of pain? Inflammation: Ibuprofen Fever: Paracetamol Billionaires: Guillotine Hope that helps!

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

Hahaha ever since Craig of the Creek became the latest victim of Zaslav’s merger bloodbath I haven’t been able to find a steady job. This man has ruined careers, ruined peoples lives, and gets paid MILLIONS for it. Hahaha hahaha

My longest relationship in years is with this stupid haircut of mine

Marty Supreme was another bonafide Safdie anxiety induced ride. Career definining role by Timothée Chalamet, who actually showed up in the screening

His name is Ikea Monkey

Their North Star is “disruption” because they’ve never been invited to a party

I feel horrible for anyone working at Warner. The consant undertainty regarding your job plus the overall negative effect in the industry. I only worked there for a year as the merger with Discovery was happening and the mood wasn't fun

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I hate these two. I hate what they represent. I hate their stupid grift and their terrible parenting. I hate how they look. I hate that they have impinged upon my awareness several times, enough that I vaguely know about and recognise them, ugh it's the fashy quiverfull glasses bastards again.

I will never understand why an actual movie director chooses to spend his time and energy behaving like a fifth-tier shitposter. (Also, this is a Hall of Fame bad take.)

It's crazy that I see over and over the same people on several dating apps (including me). These exploitative apps really are doing a number on people and barely working as users need them to

Always remember that Elon Musk isn't disliked because he's awkward and unfunny. Plenty of awkward and unfunny people have friends. Elon Musk is disliked because he is destructive and cruel.

It’s funny how all of the free speech scolds, from the editorial staff of The Atlantic to the New York Times, Jonathan Haidt and FIRE to Robbie Soave, are utterly silent on a wave of mass firings over speech — the very thing they claimed to care about. Zero to say about discipline and censorship.

The US straight up saying that fascism is a foundation of Western civilisation wasn't on my bingo card but OK

The BBC News department is anti-Palestine, anti-trans and hates the left. The Telegraph should fucking love it.

I just am having a hard time understanding why we are doing this about Mamdani while the ‘Jews Will Not Replace Us’ Guys currently run every branch of government and have all the nukes

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre- or post-Crisis continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.

This was just posted by a CBS News producer on their Instagram stories.

Gone Girl but it's Mark and Sophie from Peep Show

Good to see this guy starring in Frankenstein after being in Tool videos

I loved Del Toro's Frankenstein. Stunning, emotional, Elordi gives an great performance of the creature, my favourite with Rory Kinnear in Penny Dreadful. I think this movie and Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula should kiss

I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.

I'm the same age now that Wilford Brimley in this picture, wtf

getting a vasectomy but not telling anyone to keep the breeding kink alive

Frankenstein is in cinemas? Awful. He should be in prison!

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