manning my delorian till it grows goo

Hong kong actress Maggie cheung for Vogue Italia (2008)

If enough of us say that Aaron Rodgers married a chatbot do you think he'll feel forced to do a wife reveal? Of his chatbot wife, I mean.

I think a lot of people who obsess over Disco Elysium should spend less time litigating its legacy and play another game, like Norco, which is a masterpiece that not enough people played.

imagine how much more we can shake them

the best day to have your manager who wears a long sleeved flannel shirt to work haul broken kitchen equipment to the dumpster is definitely the day with the high of 88

i work with the dumbest motherfuckers alive

for the record: derek jeter is the most overrated athlete of my lifetime. he's a bum. the yankee mythos survives only because the only people more obnoxious than nyy employees are redsox fans. his best highlight is the 'yeah jeets' story. the best yankees win of all time hinges on aaron boone

samus was so fucking cool smash got me into metroid. no better feeling than blasing that charge beam onto my brother's helpless kirby

everyone who gets worked up over dumb shit on here: you would have fucking loved rick reilly

🎨 I liked this so much I had to draw it

sports illustrated for kids got me my first baseball lecture from my Nana. "derek jeter is worse than omar vizquel" she said. my love of crafting takes began that moment.

if I had to guard Victor Wembanyama I would simply shoot him with a bazooka

I'm sorry (Not really.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTl_...

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

I'll say it. I'm not surprised that AI imitating us is preferred to authentic black and brown voices, because in the case of the former the pleasure of white readers will be centered 100% of the time.

billie joe armstrong's cover of "manic monday" to me is a tacit admission that american edit kicks ass

i want the game and watches to come back. i would pay the 40 bucks for cute bespoke classics, i want a metroid one, i want an f-zero one

Nintendo instantly sold 10 million of them without breaking a sweat and then said "ok, now let's pull them off shelves and never try this again"

the way that five guys plasters their good press around the restaurant worries me. it's like eating in 1984. FIVE GUYS LOVES YOU. FIVE GUYS IS WATCHING YOU. THE WASHINGTON POST ENDORSED FIVE GUYS BEFORE BEZOS BOUGHT THE PAPER.

i figured out why those planes crashed in idaho. they were navy planes, but the navy are the boat guys. it's like asking tony hawk to rollerblade. wipeout city

fuckin inflation gone mad making me spend 15 dollars before tip at a dennys. yall should be ashamed

if i was going to give a college commencement speech i would make sure to start with something the students could rally behind. something like "we will mechanically suck the youth from your bones to feed a mechanical eschaton, which my generation will use to climb heaven and become new gods"

when i was a kid i picked the spurs as my favorite team in the west because black and silver look slick as hell. but as an adult i love the pop of color they've incorporated. this wreath is gorgeous and i hope san antonio punts those upstarts from okc back into whatever turnip truck they rode in on

this is what i looked like in every philosophy lecture in college, and for basically the same reason

acab includes the border patrol beagle

yes. the skeletons still have to be stop motion though i'm not going to budge on this

next @mattbrown.bsky.social game i hope. use clues left by the kiffin family as they tour the premier high schools in the nation and figure out if he's in baton rouge, la; gainesville, fl; or beautiful athens, oh

the woke left is cancelling lady macbeth for supporting her husband

back in my day if you were "hose posting" it meant you were mailing garden equipment

the rusted out chevy silverado: the official vehicle of line cooks are you driving a rusted out chevy silverado? better hurry up your shift started ten minutes ago

they're supplements and not subject fda approval

if i ran the Cleveland Clinic, i would voluntarily take a paycut equal to whatever it costs to have power washers maintain the brutalist architecture of my hospitals. if they let the part of the building everyone can see be that filthy what the fuck is going on where they can't

i need to stick with stellaris long enough that this shit happens in my games, but i normally tap out when i look at my third baffling menu (i know the problem is me)

ohhh the dwarves are romans

i think rammstein is my cat's least favorite band

the most millennial song is the halo theme

like beowulf could have been good if it wasn't filmed using a playstation 4 dev kit and had been directed by someone who had made a good movie in the ten years preceding its releasd

the odyssey movie will be good because it is the best poem ever written directed by one of like, three people who can get a budget like that to adapt an epic at scale

if elected as the head of the nflpa (unlikely as i have never played a down of tackle football) i pledge to agree to an 18th game in the regular season if and only if roger goodell gets breast implants that are referred to as his "tagliaboobs"

tweaking the prompt to the last three books i have gifted: book of the new sun by gene wolfe slow getting up by nate jackson gone girl by gillian flynn

james bond compromise: felix leiter is a girl in the new one

Why does the Fire Giant even give a fuck? Who cares if some dickhead wants to throw his girlfriend in the bowl? Just chill dude don't rip your feet off or anything

look all i am saying is, maybe that guy who asked me to blow off my chores and party was dionysus. if i don't go with him then i could get turned into a bat! so sorry for the dirty dishes or you're welcome that your child isn't a bat, whichever you need to hear

i would also let my wife order as many bees as she wants

his dad sucked for the raiders

*pouring mayonnaise from a jug into a squeeze bottle* my brain: mayonnaise is a colloid, and as such any light shone through it would be subject to the tyndall effect me: thank you brain, i am glad we remember the tyndall effect, whatever that is

well i would dunk his hovering bassinette through a basketball hoop at rucker park

i think it's hard to do anything in a dignified manner when wearing a snorkel, so it's hard to imagine a somber, reverent Patel in snorkel and flippers while by the wreck. and everyone hates him so everything he does is fuel for the fire