be wine or go away with your trash ass self

go to the library and grab a stack of anthologies with cool covers! comics are such a joy to browse as you find the thing that clicks

this app gives the same interface that a server would use (a DO NOT MAKE instruction allows computerized inventory to track product usage without cooks accidentally re-cooking food) 'oh sorry, i entered that steak as well done, not medium. can you throw a new one down i'll ring it in shortly'

and when LeBron retires, the world wildlife fund has pledged to help rewild those players in their natural habitat, the sacramento kings practice facility

by comparing matthew dellavadova to the train with square wheels, i now understand my fondness for one of the least talented cavs

coaches should wear suits! look like the damn boss if you're gonna tell me to do shit!

getting to hell and immediately being like shit, i wish i hadn't seen ricky on the sidewalk youtube.com/shorts/8r3nr...

Danny McBride should be the voice of Wario in the Mario movies.

the nextlander watchcast is becoming one of my favorite podcasts each week, good mix of reaction and research

describing something teeny-tiny as "widdle biddle"

shout out to the guy who went to the library, printed off like four reviews of 'Melania' from the internet, and sat down to read them over lunch at my job

wisconsin would win if it was a team by itself. 6 in a walk

if i was in charge of the magic the gathering brand i'd start a grant for up and coming fantasy writers, awarding them some money and also paying them for short stories about legendary cards that haven't shown up in the fiction yet. build out lore, help build talent in the genre, sell anthologies

my estranged mother (avowed downton abbey fan but never read a halo novel in her life) and i (a monument to all your sins achievement unlocker who breaks into hives when PBS is on television) are going to reconnect by explaining this post to each other

got absolutely clobbered at work but feel so excited to be at the "start fixing all the problems" phase of things. love a giant to-do list because my brain is weird

On the latest AMCA Austin Walker describes Palpatine as doing the “Timothee Chalamet strikeout tweet” (attached for reference) to Anakin, the Jedi, and The Senate in ROTS and that might be the best piece of literary analysis I’ve heard in a decade.

"Jackson" is the best song about planning to get laid in jackson, mississippi

ignoring work tasks because i thought of a funny valentine to make for a girl

@osullyville.bsky.social i got my dad to start listening to the outfit, and he wants me to tell you that you are a great researcher

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

look man those wexner checks ain't replacing themselves

when i die can my soul go here?

crocodiles be like

Seems like a great time for the government to be wall-to-wall with the message 'if you see a masked, armed goon with no visible identification pushing a grandmother into an unmarked van DO NOT INTERVENE OR PHOTOGRAPH THEM'

the cops don't have jet skis, once you hit the river you're home free

if i had figured my shit out as a teenager i 100% would be named zara now

football is frozen synapse, turn based but the turns play out simultaneously and shit goes wrong a lot

my hair is now long enough that it noticeably bounces as i walk and i smiled when i noticed it

unions are good

Sam Darnold threw for 300+ yards three times this season Dilfer did so five times IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER

IT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO DIE ON MARS AND I DEMAND NASA GET ME THERE IF ELON MUSK CAN'T

if you don't beeline for vetra in andromeda's romance options what's wrong with you

I gotta say this was absolutely the time for an NBA commercial: hey want to watch a good sport where athletes can score? Try basketball!

prickle standing on business

Get you a messy bitch. Sure she might ruin your career and professional reputation, but she will be hot and fun and isn’t that worth it

wish you were here postcard from the garbage planet

if i wanted my coworkers to respect me, i wouldn't hit the weed vape right in front of them while being bad at my job. but what do i know

i wasn't super into hyperion until the fourth story. good lord what a heartbreaker

a 36 year old domino's manager who wrestled in high school going to the mortal kombat qualifiers and getting their soul ripped out of their body by a dude in a red ninja outfit

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

dishwasher and server shouting so loud about whether or not "humanity will ever reach the stars" that you can hear it in the dining room

booooooo bunch of bums

i have zero opinion on any ship beyond "huh, that's fun" or "huh, that's weird" unless the ship in question is Batman and Catwoman and I have strong opinions because there is literally nothing more romantic than the world's greatest detective falling in love with the world's greatest thief

Which one is Trinidad and which one is Tobago?

Every profession should have a GM screen of useful and frequently used charts and tables.

04 Feb 2026

Cleveland Baseball legend Jason Kipnis. #Guardsball

on the rare occasions i empty the bag i take to work and swap out notebooks or whatever else, i think about how i have, in the seven years since someone bought it for me, i have said that a bag is my favorite thing i own. it was a great gift

Northeast Ohio wants no part of Trump’s lawless, reckless, and dangerous ICE agenda. Not here. Not in Minnesota. Not anywhere. Proud to join the vigil in Cleveland Heights to remember those killed and to vow to keep fighting Trump’s ICE. The attacks on our communities must end.