Good morning. Of course I’m tangentially involved in this mess.

Good morning. Of course I’m tangentially involved in this mess.

Deseret News reporting Kirk has died, citing Utah House Speaker Mike Schultz

This stunning baby has an eye infection, ringworm AND a cold and absolutely slayed his first vet visit. Back into his nursery with no sister cat time for 10-14 days! @sabrinasee.bsky.social made me laugh so hard with a text turn of phrase that I cried laughing while waiting for a kitten blood draw.

I watched most of the first season years ago and I greatly enjoyed it, but I forgotten a lot since then so I need to do a full rewatch so I can catch up to @sabrinasee.bsky.social

I will survive WWIII for this.

A doctor prescribed Bravo to me in 2020 when I was having a quiet mental breakdown believing ringworm covered my body but it was just stress hives. Bravo cured me. Andy Cohen cured me. Toxicity cured me. Thanks.

📣 Kneecap statement repost from X:

What a topsy-turvy traipse into authoritarianism when judges are afraid to arrest Trump administration people for clear contempt of court but Trump administration people are unafraid to arrest judges for no good reason whatsoever.

ICE can enter anyone’s home, and abduct and deport them to a foreign prison indefinitely because the DOJ says they can ignore the 4th, 5th and 15th amendments. If there’s no due process or protections against illegal search and seizures, none of us are safe.

Love that America is considering offering $5k for birthing when you’ll need that exact amount to bury your toddler when it gets measles. This dude thinks if EVERYTHING.

I did this photoshoot in the home of @sabrinasee.bsky.social with hair and makeup by her sister Gia Cognata and ultimately we lived, laughed AND loved all those years ago!

I can’t believe they don’t have this in t-shirts so some gen alpha kid can buy it from a thrift store in 10 years and be like “what do you think it means?!”

Everyone needs a haunted doll in their illegal war chat on Signal.

Me in the military group chat

If someone were to cover red curbs with grey paint that are just taking spots away from locals—what color and kind of paint—would cover red so well nobody would notice.

Me asking this same question: Hey white trash heads in Geary Indiana. A place where they live to oppress everyone but white men. What in the fire-in-the-sky is going on in white trashville.

yeah bitch

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Hello fellow reading #Angelenos. If you’re thinking about joining my Whodunit Book Club I sent out an email yesterday breaking down the book, our location, what to expect, plus local used book stories I love and how to use the library’s digital system to reserve paperbacks or digital copies.

Hello fellow reading #Angelenos. If you’re thinking about joining my Whodunit Book Club I sent out an email yesterday breaking down the book, our location, what to expect, plus local used book stories I love and how to use the library’s digital system to reserve paperbacks or digital copies.

A principle I live by? Poly people are always ugly while ENM people can’t be trusted (but are hot).

The interim US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, a FedSoc member and former Scalia clerk, has done more to publicly expose the corruption of the Trump administration this week at greater personal cost than any elected official I can think of.

The world’s ugliest guys are always the people who want you to know they’re sex positive.

I was at a Superbowl party with a Philly native and we truly and deeply considered setting fire to the Cybertruck next door to honor her heritage

This happening less than thirty minutes after leaving the Super Bowl is very funny to me.

gritty has seized control of the federal government

The Chicken Man is in my prayers tonight.

"I'm losing 13th and Market. There's too many people. I've got five thousand people headed your way."

Sounds like people are climbing scaffolding at broad and walnut, which i think is the bellevue building which has been covered in it for ages now

"Just be advised, the DJ is back up on the north side of city hall. We need a wagon to clear the DJ."

"We've got too many people here. They're up against the barricade. We're losing the barricade"-- phllly pd scanner rn and also les mis, victor hugo, 1862

"Wait you got a DJ on the south side? We got another DJ on the north side of broad trying to set up"

When does Philly start burning!?

I’m from Los Angeles. I understand the importance of setting a bus on fire to celebrate. 🔥 🚍 🔥

Victory changes a city spiritually; we must reflect that change physically. With fire and feats of superhuman idiocy.

Most of us would do a beautifully choreographed performance in this thing called life if Samuel L. Jackson provided live commentary on all our choices.

Please help me to experience the chaos in real time.

@sundayfriedman.bsky.social not your first follow, just your best one. 😉

Some of the most intense self harm I do these days is staying up 45 mins past my bedtime.

The Martyrdom of Saint James, by Francisco de Zurbarán, 1640

No eggs. No coffee. Soon, no fruits or vegetables.

Damn. This Bills-Chiefs game is like watching me and Gia match watch other drink-for-drink.

I am my Chiefs fan friend’s emotional support animal but what I haven’t told her is I am rooting for the Bills. 😂

Your daily Starbucks is gonna hit $10 folks. If you're going to spend it, at least spend it at a cafe that pays its workers a decent wage.

Well. The commanders are finally showing up. Fuck the eagles and their shithead fans.

A PR person was complaining that it’s harder and harder to stay in contact with writers and editors to pitch products and concepts to. Then proceeded to unfold a plan to circumvent this with AI. Like lady, you’re part of the problem. Go get fucked.