Brooke!
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She/Her. Phillies. Live Music. Books. Award Shows. Song contests. Off-the-rails ramblings.
Phillies HR needs to sit down and review his job description with him.
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about 7 hours ago
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your mom's favorite বাঙালি
about 8 hours ago
RESTORE HARRY THE K'S RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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difficulty level: impossible
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about 8 hours ago
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Can he get his own hand around that knob?
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about 9 hours ago
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Reverend Jesus "H" Christ
about 11 hours ago
Oh this fucking jams
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Wet Luzinski
about 9 hours ago
Only a Luddite-style smashing of the self-serve Ghost Energy Drink kiosks at CBP will appease Base Ba’al and her BABIP demons.
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95Sports
about 9 hours ago
"And the locals are displeased."
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Emmy™️
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Cameron Norbert
about 10 hours ago
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The Good Phight
about 11 hours ago
Friendly reminder- don’t reach over the railing, ESPECIALLY when it’s a ball the Phillies hit
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Mike
about 11 hours ago
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Meg Rowley
about 11 hours ago
this isn't funny, kruks only dress like this when they're very distressed
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤
about 11 hours ago
Kyle has embraced the power of the double rainbow
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Elizabeth
about 11 hours ago
(Someone please help a tired and annoyed 39 year old, how the hell do you watch this on Roku without paying for Peacock because that’s absurd, I’d rather die than pay for NBC)
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Brian Grubb
about 11 hours ago
legitimately upsetting to see john kruk in a suit on sunday night baseball
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Zach Rabiroff
about 12 hours ago
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OK Slacker
1 day ago
Time for Mamdani and Obama to go to a baseball game with the Pope. Let’s just blow this whole thing wide open.
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Jessica Ellis
about 14 hours ago
Sorry, you’re telling me that something that doesn’t feel pain, doesn’t have lactic acid build up, doesn’t need adequate hydration or electrolytes, doesn’t need to pee, and doesn’t get tired is only 6 minutes faster than humans? you’ve fucked up a perfectly good Roomba.
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Having one of the worst flare ups I've had in months.
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c r y i n g
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about 13 hours ago
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all major league baseball teams are ontologically evil, in the Manfred era. in this essay...
about 13 hours ago
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost
about 16 hours ago
Poll: Is your baseball team good rn? Like for no. Repost for no. Reply for no.
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Pete Birkinshaw
about 22 hours ago
Who could have predicted this? (We all predicted this)
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Scott Marks
about 21 hours ago
Last night, Joe Walsh got to see Phish play his song (Walk Away) at the Sphere.
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mtsw
about 21 hours ago
The plot to enslave America. The plot to enslave humanity. They are announcing it because they think we can no longer stop them
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stef
about 19 hours ago
Spouse: I wonder if the Phillies are even going to play today Me: bold of you to assume that they've been playing at all this whole week
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Dheepa Sundaram, PhD (she/her)
about 19 hours ago
This is a good piece. also Religion is not a synonym for Christianity
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Tim Byrne
about 23 hours ago
Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.
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this is still true today
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1 day ago
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Awful Announcing
1 day ago
"I can almost guarantee you that this was not what McDonald's had in mind when they sponsored 'Inside the NBA.'" 🏀📺🎙️🍟
#NBA
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Elizabeth
1 day ago
The Philly hockey team outscoring the Philly baseball team; man, I hope they all (except Cris and Reyes) go to sleep with stomachaches
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Cameron Norbert
1 day ago
We’re only half way through the month - still plenty of time to bid on the
#FCFCOVERSLITERACY
auction. A lot of great art still sitting at super affordable prices.
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Bench Ansfield
1 day ago
What a week🫨 Last night in Philly I got to watch the livestream of the @latimesfob awards, where Born in Flames won the Los Angeles Times Book Prize in History. It was announced Oscars-style—really gets the heart racing. I was grateful to be with dear friends who know how to shriek.
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Not my dad texting me "Felix the Bat"
1 day ago
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Tim Kelly
1 day ago
Felix Reyes just took Chris Sale deep in his first MLB at-bat. He was so hype his helmet flew off between first and second base. What a cool moment.
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WELCOME TO PHILADELPHIA BABY BOY!
1 day ago
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Mike Meginnis
1 day ago
You see versions of this dynamic in so many places. When you learn comfort with other people living their lives, it becomes easier to feel comfortable living yours. Knowing and loving a lot of trans people has definitely made me more confident in my own gender identity.
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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤
1 day ago
Hell yeah 11 pitch walk!
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Melyssa
6 days ago
The last flyers pens playoff game I went to, people were dragging stuffed penguins behind their cars in the lots. It’s about to be a beautiful time in Philadelphia my friends
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Jake Grumbach
1 day ago
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
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Bold of Topper to expect save opportunities in the near future.
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1 day ago
So after a whole offseason of downplaying the need for a Right-handed platoon partner for Marsh because we already have Otto Kemp on the roster. Kemp is sent to triple A less than 20 games into the season. Absolutely fantastic.
#Phillies
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Souf Oaklin fo’ Life!!!
1 day ago
Stakes piled high as Pittsburgh, Philly "POOP series" drops tonight.
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Coach Finstock
2 days ago
Pope said "I never mentioned your name, funny how you took it personal"
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Alex Blechman
2 days ago
It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way
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Justin
2 days ago
Phillies are 8-11 since they fired Taryn Hatcher.
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Why did I just read a review that says Jessie Ware is better known as a podcaster than a singer? It's too late at night for me to get this angry.
2 days ago
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Wait. Son of Bill Pullman is in Spaceballs 2 too?
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April 24 Brooklyn Bowl Las Vegas
2 days ago
More like leaning tower of Pee-sa amirite?
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I mean, letting them score all their runs for the series in the first game is a strategy, I guess. I'm just not sure the Phils know that other teams don't have a feast-or-famine mindset.
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