Keegan Akin pitching is just the preamble to the position player taking the mound

when they lose, they really lose

All the benefit of Bassitt going deep in game one is just about completely undone

back to our regularly scheduled programming

the best hitter on the planet: Jeremiah Jackson

7 walks and only 4 Ks so far for Orioles batters today.

Frustrating ending to a really, really good start from Bassitt

Chris Bassitt dealing for the Orioles and Adley hit a grand slam. This is the future that October 2022 me dreamed of.

omg what a grand slam

field trip kids absolutely shredding their vocal chords on the masn mics

Chris Bassitt is doing what?

republicans continue to erode as much of the democratic and representative system as possible. any reasonable response from the democrats or the left should be as scorched earth as possible. it’s a race to the bottom that should and can be won

CNN’s Harry Enten: “Trump's numbers on inflation aren't just the worst for him ever. They're the worst I've seen for any president. They're worse than Biden's worst & worse than Carter's pre-1980 election. “On the cost of living, just 9% of indies & 39% (!) of the GOP say we're on the right track.”

PETE

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

People genuinely think any commercial that is on TV was directly paid for by the federal government and directly reflects the views of the current administration

embarrassing to be a fan of this team

All these batters see someone hit a home run, get so excited at the possibility of doing it themselves and then swing at a bad pitch to end the at-bat as quickly as it starts

team stinks

Hell of a day to attend my first Orioles game since 2024

bro

Man thank god akin is back

a swinging bunt for the good guys??

oh no coby mayo has been activated

Brandon Young looks really good tonight

this offense rn my lawd

Why does Kyle Isbel own this team?

coby

fight? manufacturing runs? going with a pitch? is this allowed?

excruciating

Taylor Taylor Ward Ward

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

they should do this inning more often

same energy

gunnar is so fucking pissed. whole team needs to go to a rage room or something

is having the opposing lead off hitter 3-for-3 in the 4th inning good?

all of these guys are playing pissed and it's so toxic

this can apply to so many things with this fucking team

they've lost seven in a row

how does this shit keep happening

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

This Orioles team

State mandated Trevor Rogers BABIP inning

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

New Evan Phillips just dropped

everyday there's something new to piss me off

back to .500

This team has to be leading the league in swinging bunts against them