Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

i love cinema and also films

EVERYONE: hold the line DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Just an absolute banger of an animal family

50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains

INVENTOR OF THE LIBRARY: hey check this out

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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

There are only two videogame genres now and they are 'Revenge Will Not Satisfy You' and 'TO DO LIST MADNESS!!!'

this has been one of my central arguments the past ten years. the theory underpinning the anti-democratic elements of the american constitutional order is wrong!

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

dormant reflex from the heroin years. guy goes down you get the hell out of there

Evo-Psych just-so stories remain undefeated as modern mythmaking on par with Adam’s rib in terms of rigor and explanatory power.

Hahahhahaha

OpenAI has lost the crucial “dunce” vote.

It's just such a transparent con. But then again, what isn't?

But why is it blue text on black paper?

I think on some level people would rather think these chodes are secret geniuses than that our entire sociopolitical edifice has become helplessly vulnerable to venal morons.

The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

posted this four months ago but tonight as buckaroos like mamdani sweep elections i will post again. hope this is sign to all establishment goofs that trotting to the center is not the move. protect the buckaroos who are in perilous circumstances and do not give an inch

Just incredible stuff

wait, are you telling me that all the centrist pundits who insisted that Dems wouldn't win any future elections unless/until they threw trans people under the bus turned out to be wrong? how could this be?!? 😱 www.erininthemorning.com/p/new-poll-v...

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Congratulations Abigail Spanberger. I can't wait to work alongside my union siblings to force her to go back on her campaign promise of not repealing right to work.

i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this? BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

is that good

war is hell(mann's)

“It has no real purpose other than to strategically plant lies into a reference manual. This renders it not only a malevolent product, but a lousy one.” www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Basically, every single person who has ever waxed lyrical about the value of exposure to opposing viewpoints has actually been talking about *you* being exposed to *their* views and literally nothing else.

This Washington Post article about MAGA people trying and failing to date in Washington is...really something www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...

ICE is thug trash.

re: tokenism in agriculture a whole lotta white folks really really care about BIPOC farmers, but only when they need to change the subject from something else

Philip K. Dick gets it right again. Let's hear it for the vague blurs!