If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

Hi! I'm a farmer! This NYT article is sweet, saccharine bullshit. Farmers knew Trump was going to hurt our business. Because he already did a trade war in his 1st term. I even did a video on why so many farmers support Trump, WHILE knowing he'd hurt our farms.

The suckers are the whole business. That’s it. The whole ballgame. If there are no suckers there’s nothing for sharks to eat.

They gonna lay him out like

Martyrdom of Saint Simon Zelotes, Saint Judas Thaddeus, by Martin Johann Schmidt, 1796

okay. the Sixers team that has played the last 3 quarters of basketball does not look like any Sixers team I have ever seen in my life (COMPLIMENTARY, ONLY COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER GIVEN THEM)

I had a good conversation with Dean last night

On this day 35 years ago, HEIR TO THE EMPIRE was released

You give the Uruk Hai some sambal olek to spread on the maggot bread or toss in that stew and I think Helm’s Deep maybe comes out different.

BACK TO BACK

Always wild how french fries are the totem of "ultra processed" when they are some of the least processed foods you can think of: you cut up potatoes and fry them.

let's be honest when we translate this to mean bespoke non-consensual porn so we can move forward to understanding how fucking awful that is

One is an aging ruler in a position of lifetime power increasingly hated by a country that views him as a corrupt relic and the other is King Charles the Third

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

An elderly Democrat using his last weeks on earth attacking the left? Living the dream, bro

only good true crime slop-style video made youtu.be/w-MOPg3_NAI

Jerking Peter to beat off Paul.

it’s not glamorous work, but i’m proud to do it every day: i’m the guy who sits bare assed on every toilet seat in public places so it’s pre-warmed for you. so you know someone’s already been there

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No, this is what a CD player looked like

I don’t think the White House Correspondents Association Dinner is a ritual that defines democracy

I think people are seeing how readily the right is capitalizing on what happened and assuming then they must've played a role in making it happen. There's just no need for conspiracy theories here just because the crazies on the other side are running wild in the aftermath.

This belongs in the Smithsonian

#OtD 26 Apr 1682 revolutionary Quaker abolitionist and little person, Benjamin Lay, was born in England. In 1718, he moved to Barbados as a merchant, but witnessing the horrific treatment of enslaved Africans he became a lifelong anti-slavery campaigner

30 years ago I was in a Frontline documentary on how WHCA dinner was distillation of insider-ism at core of "savvy" DC coverage. I published a book (Breaking the News) on similar theme back at that time. HST was making the point 20+ years earlier!

Top Five Engagement Bait Post Formats for 4/26/26 1. name 5 fave things (movies, food, etc) 2. name 5 most hated things 3. name thing you remember from [year] 4. guess the kHz of the tone generated by the voice of the worm at the center of the earth 5. top point guards of the 1970s

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Live your life in such a way that the universe is sad when you get trampled to death by elephants

Whether it’s Donald Trump extorting $10 billion from the United States treasury or Joe Biden getting a free cone from a Delaware ice cream shop, both presidents used the office for inappropriate financial gain.

You acting humorless and miserable does not actually make the authoritarians go away

Ashamed Meta Employee Just Tells Everyone He Works As Guard In Private Prison For Disabled Children https://theonion.com/ashamed-meta-employee-just-tells-everyone-he-works-as-g-1851012454/

The tech industry has decided that no project should ever be finished. We have to live in a liminal space of changing UIs, endless franchises, broken unfinished video games, and subscription fees forever.

No, YouTube, I don't want AI written scripts being read by AI. I want someone on the spectrum explaining whale fall to me for a minimum of 45 minutes before I move onto hearing about their opinions on various bugs. That was the dream that was promised.

there isn’t much to do here as legal analysis. this is a company run by children. they allegedly treat women differently as a matter of policy, have no complaint process, demote people who engage in protected activity, and fired this woman when she came back from FMLA. if true, he’s fucked

Tbh it's a pretty good scam! Smart. I mean you should've seen it coming with, ya know, the most evil people on earth saying it's the future but, if you can bait some dopes, you gotta bait some dopes

It’s the Playoffs. Let Gritty have a gun.

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

The thing about UK-based crime dramas is that when all the exceptional dialogue and very serious acting eventually gets to a trial, everyone looks like this 😅

One big political divide is between people who believe germs cause disease and people who believe Those People cause disease. It was pretty evident right away during the pandemic

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

"This is an important thing to think about."