Two basics from the Haggadah we could all stand to absorb about now: 1. Let all who are hungry come and eat. Let all who are in need partake. 2. In every generation we are obligated view ourselves as though we, personally were enslaved and came out of Egypt. Let’s give humbly. And empathize.

/5 To expand on Point Four: the enemies of democracy and freedom are not just hacks like Wurman and Barnett, it’s also the people who demand that we treat Wurman and Barnett as good-faith commentators because they talk in law review articles or NYT editorials. Call evil evil.

Justice C. Monster: “Is C for COOKIE?” Sauer: “Well… uh… Hrm. I need to think about that.” Justice C. Thomas (emerging from a trash can): “THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.”

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Don't get me wrong: I'm relieved that this case is shaping up as either 8-1 or 7-2 against the Trump executive order. But the case is a gift to the Supreme Court. By rejecting an outlandish position, it will earn credibility as apolitical, even as the Overton window moves far to the right.

Brett Kavanaugh is watching Jomboy Media YouTube Shorts on his phone during this

Sure showing up for argument in SCOTUS is Trump yet again discarding a longstanding norm as a pure flex. But he is taking a world historic L in public.

Trump popping by to menace the Republican justices is a degradation they brought upon themselves. Richly deserved.

But Death Market is my favorite comic book character!

If new evidence comes to light proving that you are actually innocent of the crime for which you are serving a sentence, the government should vacate your conviction and release you.

Today the Knesset passed a deeply immoral populist death sentence law. Its existence is abhorrent, and its content is discriminatory and disgusting, and even if it's struck down its passing is a shame. I miss my grandfather. I think Israel does too. 2/2

And formally, according to our law, Depose him

“*WILL* ultimately result” Not “could” or “potentially”—which would be a hell of thing to say, but “WILL” What are we doing here? Imagine looking around the world for any length of time in the last decade (or 100 years) and confidently asserting “we’re six weeks away baby!” And trading on it!

I agree and will add, you’re (not you prop) now asking Jewish Mainers (and many other Mainers hunted by Nazis and neonazis for the last century) to Blue No Matter Who a guy with a goddam unrepentant Totenkopf on his chest and they’ll probably do it but fuck you for asking.

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

Your mom’s stomach microbiome is plants.

I thought Sean Penn's performance was way over the top until I took a long look at Greg Bovino. I've said this to several friends. In all sincerity, Bovino changed the way I saw the movie. Penn was tapping into something real that I had managed to avoid.

This is excellent. And if you've never seen Unforgiven, or haven't seen it in the last decade, see it.

Roses are red; A shepherd’s a herder,

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My view: we want it to be B, but it’s D.

"Mr. Maher, please come in to accept your Mark Twain Prize for American Humor."

Piker was mid jestergooning when a group of capitaloids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭 Is Ignoring the Capitaloids while munting and mogging Libtoids more useful then SMV Leninfishing in the club?

So basically the main characters we're encountering on Bluesky today are crossovers from the Nazi bar who are calling the progressive Il-09 candidates "Kat Abu Ghraib" and "Ziodonkey," and another guy, a professor no less, arguing that you should shout "Free Palestine" at random Jews on the street.

The future of American Jewish political engagement cannot look like AIPAC’s. Pouring Republican billionaire money into Democratic primaries – often through shell PACs designed to hide their involvement – is the wrong direction for our community and our politics. 🧵 1/4

Mills is too old to be a Senator, sure. But she doesn't have an SS tattoo on her chest and didn't say these things about victims of sexual assault. And Mills isn't the only one who knows these things: Susan Collins knows them too, and she will deploy them fatally against Platner in the general!

DUNE: The spice must flow. DUNE 2: C'mon and hit this spice, bro! DUNE 3: 61 BILLION DEAD IN INTERGALACTIC SPICE RAMPAGE

Joe Kent is neither the worst person you know making a good point nor a broken clock; he’s a notorious antisemite and white supremacist who is blaming Jews to get out of a real job that’s quite difficult right now as we increasingly explode the world and create the conditions for terrorism.

Trump’s abduction of Maduro and public rhapsodizing over his confidently expected conquest of Cuba also don’t fit Kent’s thesis. The bellicose behavior is coming from inside the house.

Once again, if you haven’t spent a great deal of time being a lawyer or hanging out with careerist lawyers, it’s hard to convey how mind boggling this is.

In South Carolina, some parents want thousands of young children, and thousands of immunocompromised people of all ages to die, and that's just for starters. Others don't. Why do people hold such different views?

It would be good if the response to this was something other than to tell degenerate gamblers “forget the incentive structure we’ve alluringly placed before you and please don’t do this thx.”

Could this be a solution?

Because he's 12.

Can this be a solution?

Can this be a solution?

“Smash subscribe button for rejoinder!”

THE inappropriate relationship

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

“Half remembered platitude.” -Misattributed

It is time for Senator Blake Griffin (D-OK).

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

LEWANDOWSKI: If this is your first flight on Fuck Plane...you have to fuck. [MARKWAYNE nods.]

Let's peel, who want to talk dog kills? I shoot like a semi-automatic to the tail Elbow grease an' elbow room Cory, on the PJ lay down, go boom

🚨🚨 Trump announces he plans to fire DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and replace her with Sen. Markwayne Mullin, R-Okla.

If it’s too expensive to light the stove, it won’t get hot and then we can touch the stove whenever we want suckers!