Make a Bond Movie Casual Monopussy

For the purposes of jurisprudential parsimony let us take it as given that Renée Good is alive. by Brett Kavanaugh

Italian turnover was Vinny Testaverde

Top 5 wackest post of all time.

II NUTZ II DEEP

Becoming extremely negatively polarized against reverse American Exceptionalism

I’m on record as optimistic about 2026 and 2028 and believe it’s glaringly obvious that the admin is so high on their own supply that they are incapable of course correction. We’re gonna win. And win big. BUT. Miller and Trump et al believe they are inches away from totalitarian consolidation. 1/

Now, justice on the doers!

surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational

“Sauron is laser focused on finding the One Ring instead of finding the One Solution to high grocery prices in Mordor!”

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

I appreciate Stephen Miller going on TV and giving unhinged rants that offer absolutely no justification for occupying Venezuela or taking any other country other than, "We should have it & we want it." Let what little mask remains slip off of this deranged, fascist, Veruca Salt-ass administration.

::out of breath from chasing producer into elevator:: “Think ‘Wag the Dog’ meets ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’! Voight’s attached!”

Saruman: “You know of what I speak, Gandalf — a great Eye… lidless… wreathed in flame.” Gandalf: “The Eye of Sauron.” Saruman: "He is gathering all evil to him. Very soon he will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Middle-Earth." Gandalf: "Fuck."

SpongeBob movie’s a stone cold masterpiece.

I once called myself the most likely to break Wilt Chamberlain’s NBA single game scoring record. What went wrong?

“The only newsroom that I'm interested in running is one staffed with marks who are not up on my bullshit.”

Steve-O Voice: “I’m the Republican Party and, uh, once again this is ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’”

I sort of doubt taxing the rich will cause me to like Mitt Romney, but there’s no harm in giving it a go.

In a just world the name “Bozell” would be unmentionable outside an educational context.

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The Gil Ozeri segment on this week’s @cbbworld.bsky.social holiday special made me laugh harder than anything this whole year and it’s not close.

a lord of the rings cover band named The Sauronettes

Big pre-flop raise here by the Times.

If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

You wouldn’t believe how the letters of concern just keep pouring of what is really rather a small professional guild.

ultimately, no one even grieved Charlie Kirk. he was just another thing for the worst people on earth to get outraged over. and when the outrage of real events wasn't enough, they invented new ones. not even his wife saw his death as anything other than an opportunity.

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

Weekend at Tommy’s

Turns out deploying raw power to achieve policy goals you could barely imagine while preaching judicial modesty to Earl Warren’s ghost is a lot more fun than exercising the judicial restraint that, turns out, was just defense and not a meaningful intellectual commitment.

My bracha for John Roberts is may he live to a sufficiently old age and with razor sharp acuity that he may take in the full measure of his legacy.

In LESS THAN A CALENDAR YEAR these absolute cretins figured out, oh yeah, Donald Trump is old and maybe not a magical send-it-back-to-2019 switch we can flip and I personally loathe the shit out of them for it. Thermostatic public idiocy more like

Types of “Mix”, Ranked 1. Scenario Re- 2. -ed grill 3. -ed nuts, roasted, salted. 4. Tapes 5. Chex … 147. -ed Martial Arts …. 1236. Santorum 1237. Wintry

Tell you what, Sean. Bring back that pre-bankruptcy Pan-Am airline travel and I'll give serious thought to pants without elastic. Might fuck around and wear a beaver felt fedora if the whiskey's served in crystal.

Keith it’s your publicist and I advise you in the strongest possible terms to keep posting about the live-in sugar daddy relationship you had with an 18 year old when you were 52.

Compiling the “was a never never Trumper in the first term and has had it now” index, which seems as good as any a measure of where the wind’s blowing.* *Not handing it to Ed Whelan, freaks.

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

“Remember the bamboo from Part 1?” Nah man, it was so subtle—a breeze on the cheek like—I barely noticed it Ryan.

How inclusive legal positivists look at morality

::Luther Campbell voice:: BLOCK THAT TANKIE! HEYY! BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY! BLOCK THAT TANKIE! BLOCK BLOCK THAT TANKIE BABY!

Nice job ceding control of public health to a man who applies the progressive overload principle to eating squashed varmints.

John Roberts has had a profoundly malignant impact on America and deserves far more recognition for that than he currently gets.

This is why my most "scare the hoes" political opinion is: MAGA is avodah zarah.

She was a prof of mine in the 90s and the one I was probably closest to. What this drives home is that Epstein was an influence clearing house and it seems that in order to get that influence it wasn’t just okay to mention it, you had to *affirmatively pander to* his pedophilia. L

I regret to inform you the "Actually its Ephebophilia" beacon has been lit.

Mark it: Lindsey Graham or John Kennedy or some other analog will be on TV today educating us all about the Dead Man’s Statute.