the Alouettes are having a lot of trouble in the 2-minute drill because the offensive coordinator is legally required to call each play into the QB headset in both English and French

Wonderful

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

I beg of you: please read the plot summary of this film en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Luc...

Sweet merciful Jesus I need you to do something for me

RETVRN

Everything about this post is perfect.

The fact that you can, for all intents and purposes, die a miserable death where the cause is TOPOLOGY is absolute nightmare fuel. Pure Lovecraftian horror: the shape from space that eats your brain.

I’m sympathetic to the argument that this sort of thing, while clearly statutory rape, is perhaps a different order of offense than what Trump did; on the other hand, it’s not fucking hard not to sleep with an underage student as a 22 yr old, so my sympathy here is somewhat attenuate.

A PROGRESSIVELY ACCUMULATING NUMBER OF PRIONS IN THE ENVIRONMENT Great great great I will never sleep again.

The stoppable force meets the movable object

A YIKES here is entirely appropriate

Prionic diseases have been my nightmare since the 80s when I met Gajdusek. Normal kids were afraid of crocodiles or quicksand and I was kept up nights by Able Archer and FFI and shit.

Also I mean “Gary” is a top decile cat name.

This is amazing

It’s also good? Setting aside what’s in her heart or whatever, public acts of contrition for bad acts is a load bearing pillar of a civil society.

Every single thing I learn about our Dour Serb King makes me love him more

Naked Raygun, THROB THROB to ALL RISE

Thought experiment: what do you think would happen if your local police chief announced that henceforth, they would be shifting the majority of their resources to crack down on underage drinking. Three things would logically follow:

feels weird to say that a website has amazing comedic timing but

CHICAGO POPE

Having a lovely dinner with my wife’s extended family and the question of who our Man Crush is and yes Idris Elba, yes Tom Hardy, but I mean for me it will always be

Simony, probably

This is a good podcast and this is a great episode.

This seems largely to have been borne out by events but what I didn’t realize is how deeply stupid basically everybody in those emails is. My God almighty, these are our intellectual elite?

Also, honestly, Chicago Pope giving me Roger Ebert vibes here (laudatory)

I know I’m extra susceptible to Chicago Pope because a) Chicago and b) my left Catholic upbringing but damn it’s a shame I don’t believe in the doctrine.

Fuck you I got mine is uh not quite my tempo, so to speak.

The enemy of my enemy is the enemy of my enemy. That’s all you can say.

I uncritically love this idea, as a guy with a pile of (metaphorical and real) unopened boxes in the corner of my room.

This is, like, the distilled essence of the opposite of correct.

Oooh that was a pretty pass from Dillingham.

OH FUCK THIS NOISE (the cancellation, not Dinklage) deadline.com/2025/11/peac...

Name a film made between 2000 and 2010.

Oh boy we have selected TILE for the downstairs BATHROOM.

YES! YES!

There should be no prison sentences longer than 20 years.

Children are full people and members of the polity and should get a vote.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

There was one truly great band to come out of the Subpop scene and it’s Seaweed cmon fight me www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc2w...

Best American rock band, and it’s not that close www.youtube.com/shorts/cDetY...

Y’all www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cf1...

NEW GENESIS OWUSU wherein he bites Wire (yes it’s as good as that sounds) tidal.com/browse/album...

Intellectual property is setting itself an impossible but crucial task and we should lean into it, honestly.

I hate this motherfucker and I wish him nothing but ill and I am going to go crawl up in the corner and pretend that the universe has already ended my good god almighty

I'm watching the Eugene Levy travel show (recommended HQ porn) and he's in Seoul and man I want to go to Seoul.

DO IT