Anyone else’s phone autocorrect “he “ to “Heather”? I’m so sick of this keyboard. I miss old tech sometimes.

I couldn’t even identify all the AI slop. My 14 year old pointed it out over and over.

Local holiday craft fair: AI images All cricut items Dropshipper MLM Actually handmade items 3D printing

dear god

There should be an upper income limit. With the reappropriation of their funds, the greedy fucks should also receive a throat punch for every dollar reappropriated. I feel like that would immediately solve about half the world’s problems.

That one season of TNG on Netflix that doesn’t autoplay the next episode because it pauses at the end of the language credits. Thank you. I’ve memorized the Turkish voice actors’ names. 😡

Guys don't worry according to our city's road safety strategy the swinging maces (advances in car safety technology) make roads safer.

“Of the contractual increases the municipality is facing, the largest is tied to the cost of policing under the RCMP contract” Can’t wait til we get to watch them propose cutting spending on libraries or food programs or affordable forms of transportation in order to pay for more cops. 🙃

Whatever is in retrograde can get fucked. My right ankle and left thumb are out of commission. 😭

Re: Epstein’s emails

I finally saw the clip. Someone needs to check Megyn Kelly’s hard drive.

A few more 80s transit ads

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Fuck insurance companies, man.

I had no idea what three-cueing was. I still don’t *really* understand because it doesn’t make logical sense? I know there’s been some debate about reading education in NS but I thought it was just about the pendulum swing between phonics and whole word? This method is strange to me.

My aurora app will blast an alarm at 1am when there’s no aurora even on their map in our location. Last night? Nothing. But everyone’s photos are so pretty!

Just had my annual Planes, Trains, and Automobiles sobfest 😭

My sibling’s new flat in a not-even-that-big european city has THIRTEEN grocery stores within a 5 minute walk.

If you don’t get it yet.

Progress is being made, but there are massive industrial machines in every common space and cords and hoses running through nearly every square foot of floor. Can’t move our dishwasher over to the sink and I still can’t hand wash dishes because of my stitches lol 🤪✌️

Didn't even need an RFK Jr to do it

FYI: Effective Wednesday, November 12, masks will be required for all staff, patients, and visitors upon entering IWK Health’s acute care facility on University Avenue.

The smell of unwiped ass in that room must have been unbearable.

I want Aldi here so bad

Ex-pro-pri-ATE!

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FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲 📹 OneSoccer

*hits blunt* what if the Enterprise bridge had a conversation pit

Of course wearing a poppy is a political statement. Just because something is common or mundane doesn't mean it's not political. It's also why I don't wear one anymore, and won't until Remembrance day is about why I was asked to go make sacrifices, instead of just blindly thanking me for doing so.

like, four times in, you no longer think it’s the end of the world if your guy loses, or if he wins but disappoints you in office. you see that it’s a war not one battle and you spread your energies around a little more. hopefully!

moon!

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can big dick energy be converted into matter

Praying we don’t need to gut half our house. Please send dry wood thoughts 😭

The median income of most Nova Scotians is $41,300. The average monthly cost of car ownership is $1,370 or $16,440 a year. The average monthly rent in Halifax is $2,095 or $26,340. If you are an average renting, driving Haligonian you make $41,300 and pay $42,780 for housing and transportation.

Abolish landlords. I hate what they do to homes.

I have fixed so much household stuff this way. Unsung heroes.

In which I interview @edzitron.com

It is the 99% v the 1% All the propaganda out there is to get all of us in the 99% to hate each other and to fight among each other so that we don't unite to defeat the 1%. Never forget that!

It's actually insane that the feds are promising to put more than double the amount of money they're putting into childcare, into AI. Why not just set it on fire and dance around it hoping to sway the gods to our favour?

Undeniable Zomentum

I’m having such an unbelievably stressful day and week that not even Cheney and Mamdani news is hitting the way it should.

It’s only canola if it’s from Canada. Otherwise its sparkling *checks notes* I’m not saying that

Much more housing should be permitted in Halifax's South End specifically

This bag salad has 💀 surprise celery 💀

Free lifeguard certification is being offered this fall for residents, with priority given to those living in rural areas. More details can be found here: www.halifax.ca/home/news/mu...

Get you a partner who’ll wash your hair for you. And get you a partner who will brush all the tangles out of your hair because he has no idea how to shampoo without tangling it.

TIL I hate Benjamin Franklin