yes, hello? er costuming department and directors circa 2001? hi i’m from the future. can you please keep putting carter in light coloured pants and have long shots of him walking away? this will be very important to me in 2026. thank you!

“you’re not that special and you’re not that pretty.” JESUS FUCK LUKA

omg the ending to season seven was so bad wtf he wouldn’t do that 😂

Opening Bluesky

Nissan Assfinder

also if baz has no haters i'm dead god everyone in this family sucks i love them so much

Thank anarchists for May Day! Yes, you 🫵🏽 benefit from & need anarchism.

on this international workers’ day a reminder that cops are not workers

Then DON'T FUCKING MAKE ANIMAL FARM. www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

i'm going to fight glen powell in public

since the avs and the wild will be playing against each other in round two, I regret to inform you all that brad and i will be doing a trial separation

JODY SHELLEY

Adding: I think the reason this angers me so much is because it reduces all the things we do to a financial calculation. "People having fun" or "People benefiting culturally" is not given financial value, so isn't considered at all. Our lives are not just a financial ledger.

carter told a dog to shut up he and i are in a fight

finally someone who gets it

🕯️

just lead an hour and a half team meeting which is not something i typically do within my position and i didn't die please clap

brad and i talking about our close personal friend john truman carter iii

🥰

they are evidently just going to act like nothing happened and ignore the message i sent them 😊 like i don’t care so whatever but it’s not a good look y’all

me: i support women’s wrongs smurf: opens her mouth me: on second thought

Find yourself a relationship where the two of you believe in each other.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

bullied a local vendor market who made AI posters so badly that they deleted the post off of instagram ✨ whether or not someone takes accountability, i guess we'll see

bless high megan for ordering a huge piece of cheesecake last night that she couldn’t eat so now today megan also has cheesecake

me (being murdered): hey i need to switch the laundry murderer (stops murdering): oh no you don't want that stuff sitting in the washer too long

Just a reminder that the adult behind Axe Cop (although the kid is probably an adult now too) is a card-carrying fascist. He was the director of The Babylon Bee (the right-wing 'alternative' to the Onion) for years and then moved on to the Daily Wire (Ben Shapiro's operation).

punching triple h in the dick what the fuck man

there are boobs and ass here

"shoe company pivots to AI." do you hear yourself. do you hear how stupid that sounds

“Chatting with Satan is only available to premium users” I need to know fewer things right now

went to Bottomland and everyone knew you

sam winchester what’re you doing here

i have two modes: horny and hockey. sometimes the two meet. it’s called heated rivalry.

i contain multitudes

my mum would be proud that i’m creeping out the living room window while the fuzz are in the neighbourhood

you love to fucking see it 🧹

Avs really said No Kings

why is everyone in macgillivray law ads always doing a fitness

i miss when carter wore suspenders :(((

if i have to hear sally field yell “abby!” one more time

'Super Smash Bros.' was released on the Nintendo 64 27 years ago today in the US.

I have considered Moleskine to be outrageously overpriced for quite some time but using AI to generate a sketchbook cover betrays a level of hubris that is wild even for them. Those high prices and they couldn't be bothered to pay a human? Dump 'em. cjleo.com/blog/moleski...

I fixed it

i think she wants to go outside