all right ... i think, after three months of spreadsheets, going over the pros and cons, and trying not to be influenced by plannertok, i have it figured out. maybe. until i switch it up again. i think i need to be studied.

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) #seacreaturesunday

i’m going to fight glen powell in public

been a minute since i watched some wrestling. a lazy afternoon calls for it, i think 💛

uh oh it’s 2:30

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

The Siren Who Lurks in the Black Lagoon #pixelart #art #darkart

Me: I'll have a beer Waiter: it's 10am Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs

Conquer the world? Buddy, I’m lucky if I can get out of bed two days in a row.

Metro Transit urges Haligonians to use the new loonie (1988)

i’ve seen too many people with the same backpack as me lately so now my contrarian lizard brain is like “you need to buy a new backpack so you don’t have the same one as all these squares”

sitting on the top of the ferry in November because there’s something wrong with me

had to leave the house today and it was SWEATHER

hello??

how is today not a national holiday? it’s what the crew of the edmund fitzgerald deserves 💛

i hit alyson’s penjamin too hard in the middle of the day so i guess i’m doing nothing

Me watching the new Frankenstein movie

Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall

found this on tumblr and have thought of little else

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i think that the a24 tiktok account is blocking me from their videos promoting eternity because i keep commenting “throuple”

taking a creative writing course online and the instructor is talking about harry potter please kill me

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE YOU’RE GOING TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

First trailer for ‘THE TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE’, starring Amanda Seyfried as the Shaker founder. In theaters - including 70mm - on December 25. #TheTestamentOfAnnLee #AmandaSeyfried

Can't stop thinking about the fact that the government is literally slashing public service jobs while bringing in AI for use in the public service. They are literally doing, as a government, what we scream at tech bros for doing to their employees. Pretty gross!

"Hangman" Adam Page Sent Autographed Gifts To Fan Who Had His 'ICE Fears Hangman' Sign Confiscated At AEW Dynamite Read more: wrestlingnews.co/aew-news/han...

i need my algorithms to stop recommending purses to me I HAVE A PROBLEM

They say baseball breaks your heart, and the Blue Jays are a Hall of Fame what if team, now. So what does it mean to watch your team lose the World Series in one of the greatest games ever played? It means you got to feel something; you just didn’t get to choose what. www.thestar.com/sports/blue-...

cassie, and every other dog i'm sure, with this time change

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

summoning circle: 🕯 🕯 🕯 dodgers 🕯 🕯turn down invite 🕯 🕯️to White House 🕯 🕯 🕯

Average anti-Bluesky op-ed: this app is solely an echo chamber for left-wing politics Average Bluesky post: baseball has taken everything from me

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year

everyone on my tl is going through it

is this the brand of pain leafs fans feel

this is what i get for caring about baseball again

stress eating leftover Halloween candy

NOT NOW FRANKENSTEIN TRAILER

BRAD BROUGHT IT UP ON HIS PHONE THANK YOU SWEETIE

WHERES MY STREAM

me nine innings ago / me now

I have never wanted Toronto to win as much as I do right now