The gorilla punched a hole through the tv when his team lost, and then Reddit convinced me to break up with him.

the gorilla i injected with intelligence serum got really into sports betting and destroyed the lab

I’m old enough to remember when new albums dropped on Tuesday’s and it was amazing.

please, please stop sharing ai i beg

The world is fucked but hey Bif Naked is back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TttL...

Fuck it ordered a chair my back and ass crave comfort

please, tim. do it for yourself, do it for your family

AGAIN

girl you can't go around going "I did fix him" it'll give everyone else hope

I need to clean up all the water I jus spat out #ds9

ugh what a day

when it’s career day and your dad is a harsh noise artist

I am looking for a Generalist 2D Game Artist/Animator for an upcoming game! - Create 2D art and animations - Has experience working in Unity - Ideally 2+ shipped game(s) - Would be ideal to have Shader / VFX experience FULL-TIME CONTRACT Interested? Email contact (at) veritablejoystudios (dot) com

I like that I can repost this and at least three mutual might think it’s about them (they’re all correct)

switched to drinking tea instead of coffee and I’m starting to feel an insatiable need to eat beans

This is why you need to keep an old nerd in the loop on marketing.

Ok fam, I need recommendations for a decently priced and specced college student laptop. TIA

pls share!

“Everyone’s dealing with a lot of stuff” you said it, KEXP

logging in logging out logging on logging off lumberjack-ass life

GO BIRDS DICKHEAD 💚

Let’s just take two minutes and be wildly affectionate with each other. Respectfully but with passion, who do you admire? Who makes the world better? Who impresses and inspires you?

...yep I'm glad I decided Unreal wasn't the way to go www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Oh my god I think I fixed it

One of my friends said he’s positive I’m an 80s programmer who time travelled and I’m mad but also, yeah probably

just door dashed bubble tea

That's what I'm talking about.

Meatallica lyrics DIE BY MY HAMMMM 🎶

let's face it... pokemon are just spitting and barfing and shitting and farting on each other to battle. it's disgusting

RED WINGS TIME LFG

JESUS IN SPAAAAAAACE

I’m sorry (??) that my posts are going to swing wildly between nerdy programming stuff and HOCKEY for the foreseeable future

"shitting on ai makes you sound like a Luddite" oh okay, thank you! Luddites were cool as hell

Every hockey team I have any affection for is playing today I'm not gonna make it

I've reached a crossroads with emacs where it's so close to being what I want, but to get it the rest of the way I have to understand how it does window management and wow PAIN. Like look at this www.masteringemacs.org/article/demy... (sorry bout the AI image 🥲)

for some reason reddit thinks i like to look at the spider reddit, the reddit where they post spiders. i don't want to look at the spider reddit. and yet i do look at the spider reddit. it's like i am trapped. helpless. perhaps stuck in some kind of web

Megan is watching The Pitt in the other room (too gross for me) and I just heard her gasp and say “GIIIIIIIIRLLLLL”

Let's do a longer compliments thread than we did yesterday. It's been a hellscape of a week and I'm sure a lot of you could use a little pop of affection. Reply to this and I'll tell you something I like about you.

this vine stays in my head rent free.

Are we still doing “animals using pillows”?

Is there any weekend sweeter than the first week back to work weekend

BRAVE: Area man attempts to make congee again, says he has put the Incident behind him

if u are in ottawa come see my set @ cityannx tonight @ 11 pm!!!

hi @tatbenatar.bsky.social

Oh good I think another Cassie picture hit discover can’t wait for my 20+ blocks label again lmfao

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

Alright, let's go to the fucking pub

the internet wants you hopeless, but here’s a bit of good news out of nova scotia