GEERS AND BEERS

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, @edsbs.bsky.social (not wrong wrong, tho)

BEISBOLCATS

Chalk up another resounding win for "Meet Your Phone Friends IRL", it was absolutely lovely to hang out with new besties @banachspaceprogram.bsky.social, @ericseeds.bsky.social, @paledragoncbus.bsky.social, and @guynemer.bsky.social today! 💖

Cowards. Oh well, more Paper Plane for me!

Come to Tonique if you want an ass kicking* *Amaro tasting

One of a very small number of regrets about the path my life has taken is that I will almost certainly never get to experience for myself. Alas...

Not worse, which is nice I suppose

Will eating this apple help the nausea/lightheadedness, or will it just make things worse? Only one way to find out...

Ah, excellent, we've reached the time of year again when the sun shines off the windshields of cars parked in front of the shop door and sears my retinas for a couple hours 😵

I need a job that's the normie version of Backup NFL QB - I can look good standing around with a clipboard and headset, I'm a great hang, and I excel at working with the variables handed to me in an emergency if I'm asked to sub in on a moment's notice 🤷‍♀️

Oh! Also in "Today Was a Good Day", my big, beautiful, 'brasive & brave guard/soul dog turned 5 today! 🥳 Bringing a puppy into a fractured home at the height of the pandemic was a terrible idea, one that I would make again in a heartbeat. 🐾 Love you Maki, Happy Birthday!! 💕💕💕

Phone's still on silent, spent the afternoon outside having a walk, spotted lifer #300 (a Golden-Winged Warbler!), lunch at the pub with my bartender friends - a pretty good Wednesday, all things considered 💖

Just spotted my first Philadelphia Vireo of the year!!! 😍

We outlasted the storm, so I missed the primo "caught in the rain" shot, but 3/3 with a triple, a double, a walk and 4 runs scored on the way to a very soggy 20-2 get-right dub deserves some celebrating ✨🌈🌧️

Well, we're gonna go for it! Let's fucking play some ball! 🥎

I'm gonna be really mad if they call this game off due to rain...

Don't mind me, just attempting some outside-in emotional manifestation on this positively autumnal Monday 🩶✨

Nothing like being so absorbed in watching birds eat all day that you forget to eat anything yourself 😵

I really need to invest in a decent camera setup before next migration season... Of course I need money for that, which would require a job that actually pays decently... SOMEBODY HIRE AND PAY ME, PLEASE

I'm sorry I asked.

Wtf, why is there just no NFL game on Fox here?

I'm sorry to all my UGA friends for tonight's results, but I have to admit that the home winning streak being snapped gives me some relief for next week, since my first (and only) time attending a game at Sanford was the one before the streak started...

Lol, wtf Stanford??

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, DAN

NEVER A DOUBT

QUACK FUCKING QUACK, MOTHERFUCKERS

HBD @glitterburrito.bsky.social

Hnnnggghhg

Fucking go for it, Ducks

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??M

FUUUUUCK PENN STATE

Fuck Penn State, always and forever

ducks, plz

Did somebody grease the field at Penn St? Fucking slip & slide out there

sad duck noises

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

The mental image of Big Red’s soulless eyes popping out of someone cleavage is disturbing, but Purdue Pete would take the cake as scariest thing to see when you wife wears a v-neck

QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKERS

O33PS

Anybody got eyes on the student section at Sanford? Because downtown is full to the fucking brim with students who clearly don't know where the fuck they're going 🙄

GOOD OL' ROCKY TOP

Uh oh clanga

Finish it, Vols

Fuck a two minute timeout

Happy for the lad out of Forest Hills by way of Big Rapids, everyone else in that stadium can suck it

TRINIDAD NOOOO

In general I am not a crank about conference realignment, but ISU-Arizona just feels WEIRD as a conference game

That was weeeeaaak OPI

Indiana-Iowa bad no business being that fun, imo