A'ight fuck it, a lil bit of tiddy on a Tuesday never hurt anyone ✨😘

Being so wide open your teammate starts celebrating before the ball even gets to you in the end zone is fuckin wild, lol

I like to consider myself pretty nonjudgmental about things that don't hurt anyone (i.e. "cringe"), but if you come in hot -and late- to book club, interrupt by reading your weird stream-of-consciousness poem, and then proceed to steamroll the discussion... I'm judging the fuck out of you.

Look, I'm not saying that the main reason I go to book club is because I can go to the bar next door beforehand whose restroom has impeccable lighting for selfies... But I am saying it's *a* reason for going to book club 🤗

Sometimes, when you're sitting at your favorite neighborhood pub/lunch spot in between therapy appointments and you verbalize your wish that the old donut place across the street still existed, your fave bartender tells you they have leftover donuts from a team meeting and offers one to you ✨🩵

Oh good, that sound that kept waking me up this morning is the neighbors cutting down more large, healthy pine trees. Fucking AWESOME

EVERYONE GAZE UPON MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN AND WEEP (thank you for the gift and the delicious cookies, @calligator.bsky.social!)

Why not take advantage of a post from February resurfacing to do a little comparison? The more things change, the more they stay the same ❤️😘

Okay, Hot Frosty was pretty silly but also pretty cute

An 18-pt road win on a night when the opponent shot 52% on 3PA and rebounded 35% of their missed field goals... This team is fucking bonkers, y'all. LFG! 〽️

They are now a combined 26/42 on 3-pointers, what the actual fuck is going on?? Plz keep shooting from 3, Michigan

Both teams are shooting 60% on 3s. Michigan should be taking more shots from 3, imo

Play the game, go to the thing, say hello, bake cookies! You might find that a friend has made you an adorable hat, just before a cold snap hits and you'll really want something warm and cozy 🥰🩵💚

So cooked. I just wanna be cozy (but hot) at home

Also, if this week hasn't just done gangbusters in the "most of my alma mater's fanbase is the fucking worst" department...

Holy shit this day is moving so slowly

Anybody else getting notifications stuck on "1" regardless of how many notifications there actually are?

Alright, now I'm sitting down to a full work day straight in from a 2+ hour commute for the 2nd Friday in a row, I feel confident saying, "This was too late to be up and posting, Callie."

Girl, did too much last night,,,

"Oh dang, tall..." Me getting irrationally excited at Skeeps circa 1999

"oh dang, tall" me when I see Callie from across the bar

FOLKS!

Y'all*... We did it 🙌

A'ight, here's somethin' ❤️🎄

Less thirsty from tonight, or more thirsty from the other night?

Oh dang, tall. Ya girl's getting drunk tonight

Fuck it, Dan Mullen still out there somewhere, right?

Can we hire Jonathan Smith? Seems like the thing to do in the state of Michigan after firing a head coach in his 2nd year when he gets caught doing some disgraceful shit

Fire the entire athletic department, let the basketball teams suit up as Wayne State, demo the hall and the statue

Can we still hire Matt Campbell?

Fuck all this, I don't even have HBO to distract myself with some awkward pie-making Lee Pace

Listen to a Domer ranting in a pub in Athens about getting snubbed and biting my tongue soooo hard

Hey I have a middle grade book set around Christmastime that would make a great gift for a spooky kid or just fans of Goosebumps in general. CARNIVOROUS CONIFERS is the 2nd in my Stein's Monsters series, but is standalone. Print copies available directly from me (US only) or Bookshop.

Gotta say, the phantom ESTIM sensations after PT are not my favorite thing in the world

Shit, I made so many cookies and I don't have nearly enough to share them with all the people I'd really like to 😭

One day, I will remember beforehand the folly that is trying to do my eyeliner while listening to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Today is not that day.

Linzer Dragon defeated, now I just gotta figure out how to pack all these up! 🍪🔔🎄

Folks. Cookies are starting to come together, finally 🖤🍪✨

Ohhhh, I'm feeling spicy (derogatory) about some old dead guys this morning

Love to be the youngest patient in the PT clinic by a couple decades ✨

Discretion: not staying up until 1am fucking with shortbread dough when it could wait a day Valor: staying up until 3am doing absolutely fucking nothing

Shit, I sat down for a minute (to eat dinner) after 5 hours in the kitchen and I don't want to stand back up. But I have two batches of dough chilling and one very sticky one waiting to be scooped and baked 😮‍💨

Learning about RSD in the past year has been such a revelation, like it's impossible to overstate how much more I understand about the way my brain works. Figuring out how to manage my intense reaction to setbacks is so much work, but just knowing what I'm dealing with has been unbelievably helpful

My cookie-making spirit is apparently indomitable, cowing to no clock or party or emergency vet visit. Let's fucking go, I guess?

Things are getting weird in Charlotte, you say? Well I never...

LET'S FUCKING GO HOOSIERS

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED BUCKEYES

FUCK OHIO

Fire Ryan Day, imo

Finish the fucking drill, Hoosiers