I want to sing the cruisin USA theme at karaoke

Michael Ian Black is one of those celebrities who says so so much despite having nothing to really say

super excited to fly out of ohare on monday

through work i came to learn of an AI company that has a name which, when translated, means nipple in another language

Baseball vampire

pretty sure I just saw a mosquito. not now!!

lake forever problems for now

This is completely psychotic. He’s just a guy. And they’ve turned the full power of the nation against him because they fucked up their cleansing operation with him so badly.

they’re taking the hobbits to Daytona!!!

playing Sirius by Alan Parsons Project as I wake up to lock in for my morning dump

there won't be a "third impact" Mulder, the entire concept is a fantasy you created to avoid reckoning with painful, deep seated psychosexual fears and insecurities. think about it. this "impact" just happens to specifically address your worst— (third impact begins) many things could be causing this

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

hi I’d like to order a big cup of based juice .. oh you dont carry based juice?? at all?? heh. big mistake. big big mistake. my followers at racism dot zone will hear about your lack of based huice

my son Saxon is sooooo based and funny. he called our waitress at nobu a social justice warrior and asked for tendies pepe style!! he said the words epic awesome sauce and end wokeness

Thank you.

Anyone that participates in this or still supports it doesn’t belong in society

i think it's called a bowie knife

bringing my own unique painted figures to a game of chess like it's 40k

we hebben een serieus cum-cum probleem

the capture of CBS by the far right so they can fully dismantle it proceeding exactly according to plan

next up: bernie sanders talks to aol's smarterchild

- Chuck Norris is dead — and Bill Brasky killed em! - I heard Brasky unhinged his jaw and swallowed em whole, right in front of the sales office. And then, spit out his skeleton like it was a Looney Tunes roast chicken! - That son of a bitch!!! Goes about seven foot ten, five hundred pounds

I honestly feel like that’s the lesson of the Trump era the country is gonna take the longest to learn. like oh okay so we have been lionizing the founding fathers for 250 years and it turns out they didn’t do their ONE JOB. they didn’t Mad King-proof ANYTHING! first Mad King crashed the system!!!

nothing will ever top the deep immersive Jesus RPG experience of MDickie’s The You Testament

so ice has been out across chicagoland today. reports of abductions/sightings started early this morning and have stretched into the late afternoon

my new game lets you customize a team of investment bankers and compete against other bankers in cities across the USA. there’s a turbo button and if you appraise three projects in a row an announcer says you’re on fire. it’s called MBA Jam

lol the fund raise was led by… Bain Capital Crypto (and it happened last year apparently)

opening a new bar in d.c. called fuck you. the theme is the doorperson says fuck you as they card you. all the cocktails are $50 and include gold leaf. there's 20 golf simulators

ayy now thats a classic italian apizza pie

horse newsletter still wild

nintendo could make a killing with little plastic pokopia toy kits that come with like 3-6 pokemon figures and their respective habitats

these are death camps

this flew over our house and shook our windows last night at fuckin 930 p.m.

It's a clear and sunny day in Chicago. ICE is out and about, with vehicles sighted across the city and suburbs. Berwyn Cicero Rapid Response just confirmed feds took two people from Cicero shortly after 8am.

imagine k-holing here

someone needs to make a field of dreams sequel where it’s all scumbag players from the modern era and they come from hell instead of heaven

video games?? buddy where i come from “dlss 5” means dick licking sucking sucking 5

imagine the fleeting joy that hardcore fans of the twilight zone tv show felt when reading the back of the jock jams cd

older i get the more obvious it is that even a modest sliver of power over another person completely shreds the human soul. not sure what's to be done about that "haha" 👍

HERE IS WOKE GINGER NOW, PLAIN GINGER

gandalf's favorite move was to tell bad guys they can't come closer

some people live their lives with a goal of minimizing the number of regrets they will have when they die. marc andreessen does the opposite of that

imagine the fleeting joy that hardcore fans of the twilight zone tv show felt when reading the back of the jock jams cd

happy the fugitive trying to blend into a parade day to all who celebrate

pokopia pokemon are actually real!! they’re called animals and you can be nice to them irl too

still funny to me that there are hundreds of years worth of real world accounts showing how gambling ruins societies. case studies stretching at least back to the 17th century and probably way before that. so many examples of rampant gambling funding the worst seediest people imaginable. and yet!

These Pernicious Gambling Apps Will Embed Themselves Deeper and Deeper Into Public Life, Disintegrating Social Trust In Unpredictable and Dangerous Ways vs. No It Won't

Linux (for PlayStation 2) Release 1.0 / PlayStation 2 / SCEA / 2002