neo: kongs. lots of kongs

i'm not ashamed to admit i've eaten a big burrito for dinner every night since saturday

Chicago has *not* yet seen a surge in DHS activity since a gaggle of ~50 feds were seen arriving and then renting cars on Tuesday afternoon. We simply don't know at this time where the agents and their rentals went (though we have theories). People remain on high alert.

these guys talk like they’re never going to be in public spaces again

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

It’s not enough for these people to brazenly lie to cover up a cold blooded killing by a trigger happy federal goon, they have to make up lies about the woman they killed and people like her to spit on her grave.

More speakers deliver remarks: one tells the crowd we are living through "fascist times," another notes Nicole Good showed up to observe ICE despite being a queer person, another reminds the crowd of Silverio Villegas González, whom ICE also killed. The crowd has grown substantially meanwhile.

In Chicago's Winnemac Park tonight, a growing crowd of around a hundred neighbors have gathered for an emergency vigil for Renee Nicole Good, a 37 yr old mom shot and killed by DHS in Minneapolis today.

This is a direct result of living in such a post-information fascist cyber-fantasy world. The conspiracist disinfo and networked harassment couple with the performative reaction videos and social media amplification to create a never-ending justification for extra-legal violence and dehumanization.

ICE also shot and killed an unarmed 38-year-old in Illinois in September and lied about what happened

god i fuckin hate chuck schumer

Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done.

Note: agents on scene here insist they have their own medics. None are seen attending to the victim. They did this in Chicago, too—allegedly had assigned medics traveling with certain teams. One of them we identified (Timothy Donahue) also pointed his gun at civilians.

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him. Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.

There were reports of this happening every day for weeks during peak. Our lives mean nothing to them.

They shot a woman in the Southwest side of Chicago back in October. She survived her injuries but the border patrol goon that shot her bragged about it in a text message.

none of these murderers are redeemable man. what we do about that I don’t know but I do know that

We're going to see how much people have learned. The playbook is CLEAR as day.

journalists who repeat dhs's lies are complicit

Immigration officers shot and killed a man and shot and severely injured a woman in/near Chicago w/in the last 4 mo And lied about both incidents, as well as many other uses of force It's responsible to wait for independent confirmation of any "fact" from officials before reporting or sharing it.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

Bovino is not in Chicago. We did not see visual evidence yesterday of him w/ other feds. This is one reason we never reported it! Breaking reports indicate that feds just shot and injured someone in Minneapolis. We'll all know more soon. Wait for local sources to confirm verifiable info.

scared mario is not allowed. uncanny valley mario is not allowed. accessorized mario is not allowed. garry's mod mario is not allowed

Haven't seen any reports of big Border Patrol caravans in the Chicago area this morning, but a rapid response team on the city's southwest side is now saying federal agents have abducted at least one person in the area this morning.

i give this game five happy suns and one big cold soda

Berwyn Cicero Rapid Response reports just now that a significant number of federal agents have returned to Chicago this afternoon. Widespread community alert has been issued:

We all already know ICE never left Chicago, but just to emphasize: several vehicles have been spotted out and about this morning. Unconfirmed (for now) reports of several abductions.

i've upgraded my crafting bench. it's over for you

this is how every outlet should refer to X

i think i'm gonna be stupid and just get my workout out of the way now at 10 a.m. on a tuesday. why not

the same violent tactics we've seen in chicago are playing out right now on the streets of minneapolis

sorry yall im just really sick of low self esteem powerposters going peepee in the pool and fucking it up for the rest of us. you either need to learn how to hold your piss, or figure out how to piss with gusto. either way ppl are gonna ask about the piss so pls have a backbone about your piss

Local cops are just another arm of the feds.

Finished Dispatch last night. what a fun and kinda inspiring story about redemption and what it means to be a hero. I really liked it!

“Damn I wonder how I slept in until the late afternoon that’s crazy man idk why I’m so tired after last night”

disgusting. shutter the rags.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

this is why you must always oppose every act an imperialist country does, because then they’ll soon come for everyone

This war will destabilize the entire region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. no it won’t

I fuckin hate these people man. murderers, thieves, rapists and pedophiles

Having a full blown MELTDOWN hearing this joke in Dispatch

I’m not usually a big fan of choice-based narrative games but Dispatch has hooked me as I get over this mega cold. I’m 3 eps in and it’s so good, also really funny

i don’t like to be sick!!!!!!!!

I was told they had pitched a “Big Pete goes to college” show to MTV, but MTV passed. Never saw any pitch materials so I don’t know how developed it was. Not sure if the haircut helped or hurt!

whatever happens to these fascists it will be better than they deserve

every New Year’s Eve without fail I’ve thought of this Nickelodeon promo from 30 years ago where Big Pete from The Adventures of Pete and Pete (@mcmaronna.bsky.social) sang a song that only had the lyrics “new yearrrahhhhhh” sung in a very funny way. I finally found a clip of it online!!