Rose K
@rose-kolo.bsky.social
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gone girl 30+ She/her 🌈Queer MDNI
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Pay the ransom or I will release more from drafts
26 days ago
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TwoSense
11 days ago
one thing about me is no you
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E.D.D.I.E.z
6 months ago
internal server error is something i could worship, it’s very refreshing and i’d gladly give cache
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Knorg
about 1 year ago
Skipped a rock and it's still going, just bouncing across the surface of the water, around the globe, up rivers and back down again, and then one far distant day you'll walk back to the water's edge, hold out a hand, and the rock'll pop right back into it.
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers
about 20 hours ago
*billionaire living out the collapse and burning of all society and culture in a multilevel underground bunker with his wife who hates him and 4000 year stockpile of food* ah haaaa I'VE WON!
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What the fuck is this: ?
about 19 hours ago
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When a shiver goes down your spine it's bc somebody hid your post on bloosk 😱 (not me I muted you)
about 19 hours ago
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tbh when I first read 'burned haystack dating method' I thought, I'll probably stick with waxing
about 22 hours ago
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TwoSense
about 23 hours ago
(forgetting the word thirsty) I’m horny for some water.
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Wonder Jenny
1 day ago
NO. And send.
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This is quite an interesting read for any woman still using dating apps and having to wade through the flotsam
tinyurl.com/35ytpya5
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‘I felt like I’d stumbled on a cheat code’: what is the burned haystack dating method?
Being on dating apps can feel like looking for a needle in a haystack – so Dr Jennie Young devised a technique to burn it down and find better matches
https://tinyurl.com/35ytpya5
about 23 hours ago
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Bean N. Curling
2 days ago
They are only colors and shapes perceived by my eyes but my brain recognizes them as things and people I love.
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tinyobscurae
2 days ago
googling what are some things i might like
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Idle
2 days ago
But have you tried having an infinitely large heart on an infinitesimally small budget?
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🥟
3 days ago
You have to subscribe to Bluesky+ to see pics in the app now
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Jimmy Zed
3 days ago
My wife is pissed off because she's just found out I'm five apples tall and not five and a half apples tall as I may have previously claimed.
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Number of days since my last Olivia-post: 0 days
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beth death & the dumb-belles
2 months ago
You are my favourite quote from a book I haven't read.
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Goodbye, bluewave bots that follow me every time my pinned post gets reskeeted bc it contains the word "relea$e" & your algo thinks it refers to the "f1les"... see you again soon 🫡
3 days ago
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The Real Beardium
3 days ago
This suburban dad became a warlock using this one weird trick and the Council of Witchcraft hates him for it!
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(me, not understanding a ddos attack on bsky): why don't the hackers just sign up for an account, they're free 🤷♀️
4 days ago
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Pharrell vs Jamiroquai in a hat-off The winner to represent earth in an interplanetary version of eurovision, but with hats. Hat.
4 days ago
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Who wins in a fight between snap, crackle & pop and bell, biv, devoe? (bra & panties rules)
4 days ago
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4 days ago
If you ask for extra spicy at Panda Express do they serve you red pandas or just the regular b&w ones with Szechuan sauce on them?
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(marketing team meeting on board the Independence Day alien spaceships): "what if we called it The Improvement Beam?"
4 days ago
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The Real Beardium
6 days ago
Being pressured by the local youths to eat a bug.
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mari but april. whatever 🌸
4 days ago
i got that whatever in me. it's not a dog but some other thing. a rat maybe
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Skinnie Talls
5 days ago
Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion
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tinyobscurae
5 days ago
good morning, time to make sure your teeth are clean and your claws are sharpened
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E.D.D.I.E.z
4 days ago
Judging by the flotsam and jetsam it looks like i got home last night by gravitational wave
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TwoSense
5 days ago
i’m a giant, head in the sky. as the earth turns, i chase the sun.
#poetrysky
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I'm like if a girl was the inventory warning "you are over encumbered" but for mental illness
6 days ago
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧
6 days ago
Can I ask y’all some weird questions and y’all won’t judge me?
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Idle
6 days ago
Hit “subscribe to email” just to feel something* *molten, primordial rage
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At this point I am not watching Euphoria out of spite.
6 days ago
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E.D.D.I.E.z
6 days ago
i remember when all this used to be nothing, now it’s everything with spherical bastards
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RMJ
6 days ago
can i be a bitch for a second? graham platner's features are too round. man is all circles and it freaks me out
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7 days ago
Always tell your dog "I'll be back soon" when leaving or they'll freak out bc how else would they know you're coming back
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Noel Gallagher is the celebrity who most looks like a muppet that has come to life
6 days ago
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If I suddenly stop posting then this fluttery feeling in my chest was unrelated to the new stable boy
6 days ago
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Skinnie Talls
7 days ago
This is the perfect time of night to secretly promote your mixtape.
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Betsy Wetsy
6 days ago
think I am in a good mood today because I get to run down the hill now
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Reformed President Warren G. Harding
7 days ago
Some of you are not getting tipsy in the club, and it shows
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Alice McFlurry
7 days ago
I might pay a penny for your thoughts, but my two cents are going to cost twice as much.
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nash flynn
7 days ago
i’m not saying my roomba, vincent, has become sentient, but i do think it’s interesting that on three separate occasions he has herded my asshole cat into my closet and trapped her there
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The Arcane Nibbler
7 days ago
The air feels like it’s about to explode and it is.
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'There will be blood' is a good name for a chain of no nonsense pharmacies
7 days ago
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'Studios preview their NEW films' We have an avengers movie, another top gun, another dune, another jumanji, another meet the parents an AI val kilmer bc he died & a "making of" rocky. The only new thing is The Odyssey which is 3000 years old.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Avengers: Doomsday to Top Gun 3 - Hollywood studios preview their new films at CinemaCon
Some of the most hotly anticipated new films of the next couple of years are previewed at CinemaCon.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyk2xrkvnzo
7 days ago
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Please... I'm just a pretty girl I need my pictures of pizza & the blue chits of validation
8 days ago
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E.D.D.I.E.z
8 days ago
repair and maintenance around here is a guy named rusty
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