Rose K
@rose-kolo.bsky.social
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gone girl 30+ She/her 🌈Queer MDNI No starter packs
French visual artist predicts enemy missile strike targets by 'walking against the wind'
@gnomonchronicles.bsky.social
about 10 hours ago
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Wonder Jenny
over 1 year ago
Me, from the trunk of your car: Are you mad at me?
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My new conspiracy theory is that nobody on earth has yawned in the last 6 months
about 12 hours ago
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TwoSense
about 13 hours ago
Someone named daddie just told me “your sexy”. And i was like…my sexy what?
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I don't have any bluesky crushes but there are a couple dozen of you I would invite to join my hippy commune & another 3 or 4 I want to adopt me
about 14 hours ago
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Your boyfriend is in my dms. Sorry for returning him so sticky. I knocked something over in there.
about 20 hours ago
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Miss Suzy
about 23 hours ago
(tokes) Alright, so I have, like 14 fucking cans of tuna. WTF.
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🍯🌼
7 days ago
this is a lot of days in a row to have to decide what to feed myself
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The irony is, streaming Doctor Who repeats on iplayer is the closest thing we have to time travel.
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Doctor Who: David Tennant's Allons-y!
Alt: Doctor Who: David Tennant's Allons-y!
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about 23 hours ago
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mirkwood matts
1 day ago
I’m a 10 by candlelight
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Sunday vibes
1 day ago
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Do you eat salt & vinegar crisps/chips with a banana & stick them into the back of the banana so it looks like a stegosaurus and then have a little "battle" with your mouth, with dinosaur sound-effects?.... Ha, yeah me neither 👀
2 days ago
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One thing worse than matching with an AI on a dating app, is when it turns up for the date
2 days ago
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Network Sportsball Analyst
3 days ago
Do I need an au pair yeah an au pair of banger ass cheeseburgers booya
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Living my best life (in bed before 9pm)
2 days ago
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot
3 days ago
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers
over 1 year ago
every february we banish a peasant beyond the castle walls if he heads west towards the frozen tundra of despair we expect early spring if he bears east into the howling ice plains we expect 6 more months of winter either way we wonder why we didn't build south in the sun blessed meadows of bounty
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Idle
11 months ago
All good movies, books and marriages have at least one murder in it.
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vwllss grrrl smmr
3 days ago
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Brie
4 days ago
Reverse cowgirl cuz I’m on hold
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TwoSense
3 days ago
Hold on. I’m scrolling for something to be offended about.
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Wonder Jenny
5 months ago
Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*
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You'll always be daddy Giles to me 💔
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4 days ago
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Roger Langridge
4 days ago
Make a Doctor Who title less scary
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You can put things in my mouth if you want? honey-glazed peanuts and the like 🤷♀️
4 days ago
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I once told a crush that my dad calls me "mouse" And they said "because of your front teeth?" and i died that day
4 days ago
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4 days ago
Lady Florence Norman, a suffragette, on her motor-scooter, London, 1916
#FridayFeeling
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Nappy Dolemite
6 days ago
I want a fridge so big that I can separate it into different departments
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Gaia's Favorite Rogue
4 days ago
Say it ain't so Nazi tattoo antisemitic misogynistic merc guy
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Approaching 6am & it's quiet... ...maybe too quiet? *throws suit of armour down the stairs"
4 days ago
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what happens if you qp the bot qp?... wait is this how renewable energy feels?
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4 days ago
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TwoSense
4 days ago
🎶you got teeth right inside your face🎶
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I can be 308% more tiresome 🤷♀️
4 days ago
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Se7en Years in Tibet, in which a former mountain climber & prisoner of war meets a young Dalai Lama and tutors him to become a serial killer.
5 days ago
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5 days ago
Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026), the French-Iranian author and illustrator behind the popular graphic novel series and film “Persopolis,” RIP 🙏
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E.D.D.I.E.z
5 days ago
dropping like hotcakes and selling like flies
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Bogey
23 days ago
Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.
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Gaia's Favorite Rogue
6 days ago
I think we'd all benefit from me having an adamantium skeleton.
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson
6 days ago
First date idea: I drift off to sleep while watching your tits rise and fall with every breath you take, and then you steal everything from my medicine cabinet and pantry.
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Fuck you kaomoji
5 days ago
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Wonder Jenny
6 days ago
Kiss me, I taste like chocolate and a mysterious fog
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Jon Carling
7 days ago
He grew a branch for birds
#joncarling
#drawing
#art
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Wonder Jenny
almost 2 years ago
When people say I look much younger than I am, I simply tell them I’m an ancient deity who’s walked the earth for thousands of years.
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Number of days since my last Amber Midthunder post: 0 days
8 days ago
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There is a saying in French which translates as "don't piss in my eye and call it a party" and welcome to the new bsky roll-out, I guess 🤷♀️
8 days ago
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Me, whenever I complete the most minor household task:
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Jurassic Park: Robert Muldoon's Clever Girl
Alt: Muldoon 'bout to get it in jurassic park... "Clever girl"
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26 days ago
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Gnomon Chronicles
27 days ago
#GnomonTV
"Smilodon" (2018) American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths.
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David
27 days ago
i kinda want to try a thing and need your help i enjoy cooking and want to try new things if you see this please drop a recipe you like in the replies and i’ll give it a shot money is a bit tight so keep it simple i can’t eat sugar or shellfish i suck at baking everything else is fair game
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Pretty sure my therapist is keeping secrets from me
26 days ago
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