Rose K
@rose-kolo.bsky.social
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gone girl
pinned post!
I delete things
10 months ago
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Reverse cowgirl so you can venmo me using the QR code on my ass-cheek
about 10 hours ago
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Bogey
6 days ago
We weren’t in love, but we did meet in the vestibule.
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MiloKilledPunk
about 19 hours ago
[Everyone disliked that]
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Anastasia MacKenzie
about 21 hours ago
When cars let me pass I try to cross really fast so they think I’m a good pedestrian.
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Anastasia MacKenzie
3 months ago
I’m not like other girls, I say, as I get into a bathtub full of cheese wearing a hat made of nachos.
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(having a nosebleed): can you smell blood?
about 16 hours ago
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TwoSense
about 23 hours ago
High of 85 degrees here today. I’m off-season clearance shopping for shorts while wearing shorts lol
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My sports posts always do well, which is hilarious. Go Seaotters.
#Nuffle
#GoSportsBall
1 day ago
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If I reply to your post and you don't acknowledge it, I assume I have mortally, irrevocably wronged you. And while I don't wish you any specific ill will, you started this blood fued and I must consider the generations to come.
1 day ago
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Tom Gauld
1 day ago
My shop closes for the holidays tomorrow morning, so if you'd like one of these prints, or anything else, please order today:
www.tomgauld.com/shop
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Thoughtbarf
1 day ago
Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
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Wait they're playing sports again? ~ didn't they settle this last year?
1 day ago
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TwoSense
2 days ago
I said I wanna see your egg sandwich. Please respond.
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Network Sportsball Analyst
2 days ago
I use the theraface thingy with the red and blue lights all over it so i think i live on both mars and neptune for a few minutes a day
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Ladybug 🐞🎄🤶 (Holiday Edition)
2 days ago
Being in charge of me is exhausting.
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Miss Havishambles
2 days ago
Just deleted a post. You’re welcome.
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MiloKilledPunk
2 days ago
To slip and drown in your eyes, Malefic black holes in disguise.
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The sexual tension between me & Emily Blunt was too much for one follower 🤷♀️
2 days ago
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Goose, one loose bulb
3 days ago
In a surprising turn of events, Guacamole did fix me.
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subtrauma
2 days ago
There are some pretty decent people here for it not being real
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Father Tim
5 months ago
Horror movie about the porcine undead, call it: "Interview with a Hampire"
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tara
2 days ago
Circling a field for secret reasons
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Me (flirting): "Lured" is such an ugly word, officer.
4 days ago
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Nobody is more wisdomous 👇🏼
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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crocette🐊
12 days ago
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
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We *should* take off our shirts and wrestle though.
4 days ago
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Every blue tick post I see about 'reintroducing masculinity' starts with violence and ends with 'and we should take our shirts off and wrestle'.
4 days ago
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Achilles Micawber
6 days ago
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
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Burning my shoulder penis to gratify an indifferent dog:
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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TwoSense
5 days ago
sherlock Holmes is in big trouble in in this episode but I’m not worried because there are 4 seasons. Deduction!
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
5 days ago
Aah France. I love France. The Eiffel Tower, the Riviera, the vineyards, the fields of baguettes, the cigarette trees.
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I need to be adopted by Norwegian Forest Cats
6 days ago
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Gaia's Favorite Rogue
6 days ago
Movies to know me by? Nice try, body snatcher.
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Well, well, well... if it isn't the soft animal of my body.
6 days ago
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Wonder Jenny 🦇
15 days ago
How dare you psychoanalyze me in this absolutely correct manner? Therapist: 🤷🏻♀️
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First date idea: I absorb you, nourishing myself with your lifeforce and sustaining my existence for another fortnight. Circle: yes no
9 months ago
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Salty MacTavish
8 days ago
When I make spaghetti sauce I go hoopy with a $1.50 jars of JobLot minced garlic bc it makes me feel like I’m in a warm clime where men have a favorite goat and women curse their husbands from flowery balconies
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Kat
7 months ago
the restaurant accidentally sent an entire extra sammie it's truly incredible what this did for my mental health
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(Flirting) You look just like a guy I was sectioned with.
7 days ago
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filth_waste
over 1 year ago
(annie lennox voice) i wanna walk in the open king. i want to kiss like lovers dude
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If I got rabies I would definitely bite a fish to introduce it to the aqua realm.
7 days ago
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What if the people who stopped posting weren't taking a break but instead found healthy and well-rounded lives that fulfilled them in a way that hoarding blue numbers on the internet never could?
8 days ago
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I like jokes that only work in specific circumstances. Like some chefs who are also bird watchers witness a fight between ducks and one of them says "that's some 'Mallard' reaction" and everybody groans. But if instead they were Swedish statisticians everybody would be like, "what, Lars?"
8 days ago
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Anastasia MacKenzie
9 days ago
Oh the weather outside is frightful But the fire is also frightful Everything is frightful I have anxiety
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With my acerbic personality, tendency to keep you at arms length and the flight risk, it's a genuine mystery why you aren't all in love with me.
9 days ago
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Leif Malone
about 1 month ago
My most firmly held belief is that songs should be good
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Leif Malone
2 months ago
god gives his eepiest soldiers his snuggliest battles
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Ok, fine... but deliberately obfuscating meaning using non-sequitur couplets of opaque or simply meaningless pseudo-imagery is the opposite of poetry
about 1 month ago
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