French visual artist predicts enemy missile strike targets by 'walking against the wind' @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social

Me, from the trunk of your car: Are you mad at me?

My new conspiracy theory is that nobody on earth has yawned in the last 6 months

Someone named daddie just told me “your sexy”. And i was like…my sexy what?

I don't have any bluesky crushes but there are a couple dozen of you I would invite to join my hippy commune & another 3 or 4 I want to adopt me

Your boyfriend is in my dms. Sorry for returning him so sticky. I knocked something over in there.

(tokes) Alright, so I have, like 14 fucking cans of tuna. WTF.

this is a lot of days in a row to have to decide what to feed myself

The irony is, streaming Doctor Who repeats on iplayer is the closest thing we have to time travel.

I’m a 10 by candlelight

Sunday vibes

Do you eat salt & vinegar crisps/chips with a banana & stick them into the back of the banana so it looks like a stegosaurus and then have a little "battle" with your mouth, with dinosaur sound-effects?.... Ha, yeah me neither 👀

One thing worse than matching with an AI on a dating app, is when it turns up for the date

Do I need an au pair yeah an au pair of banger ass cheeseburgers booya

Living my best life (in bed before 9pm)

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it.

every february we banish a peasant beyond the castle walls if he heads west towards the frozen tundra of despair we expect early spring if he bears east into the howling ice plains we expect 6 more months of winter either way we wonder why we didn't build south in the sun blessed meadows of bounty

All good movies, books and marriages have at least one murder in it.

vwllss grrrl smmr

Reverse cowgirl cuz I’m on hold

Hold on. I’m scrolling for something to be offended about.

Friday night, let’s do this! *goes to bed*

You'll always be daddy Giles to me 💔

Make a Doctor Who title less scary

You can put things in my mouth if you want? honey-glazed peanuts and the like 🤷‍♀️

I once told a crush that my dad calls me "mouse" And they said "because of your front teeth?" and i died that day

Lady Florence Norman, a suffragette, on her motor-scooter, London, 1916 #FridayFeeling ❤️

I want a fridge so big that I can separate it into different departments

Say it ain't so Nazi tattoo antisemitic misogynistic merc guy

Approaching 6am & it's quiet... ...maybe too quiet? *throws suit of armour down the stairs"

what happens if you qp the bot qp?... wait is this how renewable energy feels?

🎶you got teeth right inside your face🎶

I can be 308% more tiresome 🤷‍♀️

Se7en Years in Tibet, in which a former mountain climber & prisoner of war meets a young Dalai Lama and tutors him to become a serial killer.

Marjane Satrapi (1969-2026), the French-Iranian author and illustrator behind the popular graphic novel series and film “Persopolis,” RIP 🙏

dropping like hotcakes and selling like flies

Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.

I think we'd all benefit from me having an adamantium skeleton.

First date idea: I drift off to sleep while watching your tits rise and fall with every breath you take, and then you steal everything from my medicine cabinet and pantry.

Fuck you kaomoji

Kiss me, I taste like chocolate and a mysterious fog

He grew a branch for birds #joncarling #drawing #art

When people say I look much younger than I am, I simply tell them I’m an ancient deity who’s walked the earth for thousands of years.

Number of days since my last Amber Midthunder post: 0 days

There is a saying in French which translates as "don't piss in my eye and call it a party" and welcome to the new bsky roll-out, I guess 🤷‍♀️

Me, whenever I complete the most minor household task:

#GnomonTV "Smilodon" (2018) American nature thriller film about a paleontologist (Tom Cruise) who must stop saber-tooth tigers from evolving teeth so large that they cannot close their mouths. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbjI... youtube.com/watch?v=3alo...

i kinda want to try a thing and need your help i enjoy cooking and want to try new things if you see this please drop a recipe you like in the replies and i’ll give it a shot money is a bit tight so keep it simple i can’t eat sugar or shellfish i suck at baking everything else is fair game

Pretty sure my therapist is keeping secrets from me