INVENTOR OF AI: what if everything was stupid

It's like a winter wonderland, except a tree branch crushed my neighbor’s car and left us without power.

I'm sorry Ms Jackson I am surreal Never meant to make your daughter cry I'm a fish with one gigantic eye

“It’s not a crime to look pretty”, me, adding some glitter on my bandaid.

“Active Bluesky Users” you mean BIRDS?

i used to do drugs to stay up all night now i do drugs & hope i’ll be unconscious as soon as possible

what if i never stopped eating skittles, what then

I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?

snow is one of the most beautiful things that can ruin my day

This is a HUNTRIX household

HEATED RIVALRY ACTUALLY LIVES UP TO THE HYPE. Y'all I have not turned it off since it started.

Might be a good time to remember that each of us is profoundly annoying to someone.

Too late, Trump already claimed the FIFA Hockey Gold Medal

we should probably give Canada this hockey gold as reparations for Trump tbh

Silent Hill 2 (2001)

Due to everything, I will not be doing anything at this time

I’m a greedy little pizza slut.

American mainland remake where a trio of young women from Kansas take up farming as a way to defeat the evil in their community. Coming 2027: K-Crop Demon Hunters

The existence of the biathlon implies the existence of a fully gayathlon

the three genders

I really enjoyed the two solid weeks of biathlon jokes on here. Sad to imagine four years of Bluesky until the next biathlon joke, but here we are.

[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] "he looks like you" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though

My mother would be the best Secretary of State, she be LYING

Dis Ass is short for Disaster.

It’s Sunday so it’s time to play everyone’s favorite game: New strain, or Cause of Death 100 years ago? Today’s contestant: Dank Lung

In honor of my birthday today, please be nice to someone like me who is also shocked to still be alive (it just keeps happening. So weird). Thank you

My financial goals are simple. I just want an authentic, full size t-rex skeleton in my living room.

Damn girl, are you AI? Beause you seem sloppy and fake

Bouncing out of Bad Time™️ into Art Time

They say some people only use 10% of their phone battery.

if I had this many friends in real life I'd be able to cancel so many plans

DOCTOR: Okay, I'm just going to test your reflexes [donning a bandolier of throwing knives]

*watching The Hunt for Red October* Which one is the subplot?

IKEA is just LEGO with consequences

THE UNITED STATES IS A BOBSLED COUNTRY

Getting ejected from the D&D table for naming my character Pierbattista Pizzaballa

The only Ayyyyy eyes I care about

Charli XCX: The Moment Charli XCX: The Moment Charli XCX: The Moment Heroes in a half shell Charli power

Record profits are unpaid wages.

i hate that mature animation im the US all looks like that all the time like, not against adult animated comedy completely but thats all we have for mature audiences. it is holding the medium of animation back the US animated cultural output could never make a Mind Game or Belladonna of Sadness

Between reading too much and looking at bluesky too much and doing some research for an art project too much and working on another art project too much I’m overstimulated and my eyes are tired and I can’t sleep and everything is too much and can I have a hug

I am altering my sex. Pray I do not alter it further.

sexting you one handed because, you know (winning a skeleton gold medal)

Neil Young: Keep on rocking in the free world America: *puts on bluegrass*

using a bobsled is cheating. and if they’re all using a bobsled, well, that just means they’re all cheating

I hope whoever liberates us is very sexy.

but i like the corrosive elements the best ☹️

nyt: looks like the walls are closing in on trans people me: interesting *racks shotgun*