(Jimmy Fallon voice) “The sequel to Greenland is coming out this month. Donald Trump heard this and immediately tried to invade it.”

Avatar: Fire & Ash Williams

Playing WAG THE DOG for no reason whatsoever.

About 200 people are rallying in downtown Seattle to denounce U.S. military strikes on Venezuela and the kidnapping of its president Nicolás Maduro. The attacks occurred overnight and were authorized by U.S. President Donald Trump. Organizers called for a new anti-war movement to oppose the attacks.

“Boo hoo the Stranger Things finale looked bad” turn off motion smoothing you absolute freaks

Planes, Chest Pains, and Automobiles

the best way to break up with somebody is to move. not your body; your house. just do it when they're at work or something

reminder: you need to have logged at least ten films during 2025 to receive a personalized summary on January 2 👀

here lie the sons of the hamburgers you could not help

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Marty Supreme is short for Martin Supremacist

In 2025, why trick Rosemary into eating some mousse when you can put her in a sequined dress and pay her $150k per speaking engagement.

The existence of NEON GENESIS EVANGELION implies the existence of the sequel ARGON EXODUS EVANGELION

My only Christmas wish:

“Marty Supreme” is just a regular Marty but with sour cream

you wanna see a dead body

the '76 KING KONG is a lot more fun if you tell yourself it's a prequel to THE BIG LEBOWSKI

Reading Marvel leaning into awards for Captain America score seems insane to me. Would love to hear any argument for better production design in 2025 than Fantastic Four.

This is how we’re doing performance reviews from now on. Tag yourself.

(Radiohead writing their Letterboxd review of Wake Up Dead Man): This one’s optimistic.

"It’s a monster movie about living in a country where the monsters are always circling, lies and empty promises on their breath, ill intentions barely concealed by their smiles."— @aadowd.bsky.social prospect.org/2025/12/11/s...

3Knives3Out

Why can't a restaurant make nachos the way I make them so I don't have to make them

Birthday Watch #1– Crank (2006) A man fires two guns out the windows of a speeding car whilst being orally pleasured by his girlfriend. Scorsese ain’t shit.

Sure One Battle After Another and Sinners are real good, but do those movies have a dude made entirely out of chainsaws ride a shark into battle? Checkmate Hollywood

I haven’t see Five Nights at Freddy’s, do the robots learn about the true meaning of Christmas

Literally today a coworker asked me “Have you seen a movie called Face/Off? That seems like your kind of movie. Me: 😑

Hi, I fucking hate movies. They suck. I know i own a movie company. But if I buy another movie company, my movie company can go into a bunch of debt. Then we can stop making movies, and stop the other movie company we bought from making movies. Because movies suck. Thank you.

Giggling with absolute glee as I notice Face/Off is on Netflix, as it means some Gen Z kid is about to click on it and have no idea what the fuck just happened

Touching base is cool, circling back ain't too bad, and putting a pin in it does the trick, but you know what really gets me going? Running it up the flagpole

You're so dead, you probably think this obituary is about you.

A children’s book titled “Why is the President Orange?”

I have not seen “Hamnet,” but it seems to stick with the old adage that audiences love a dead white child

A new Primus album would fix me

we wrap in early january 👀🤭

holding 2 QR codes up to each other and opening a portal to hell

"Josh Gad's Spaceballs 2 has wrapped filming". We're going to need someone to get in there and delete those hard drives to save us all from that.

Spotify wrapped but for all the game dev recruiters who ghosted you this year

That's it, that's the post.

“Tom Stoppard … was a brilliant writer who crafted narratives that you had to pay close attention to decipher their meaning,” writes @briantallerico.bsky.social. Read the full tribute of the ARCADIA screenwriter who "not only never talked down to his audience, [but] lifted them up to join him.”

Why is Jason Statham always a dangerous hermit who just wants to be left alone. Just once can’t he be the most popular science teacher at the local high school who ALSO is called upon to kill an entire elite government tactical unit sent to eliminate him for Knowing Too Much.

is your space even liminal, bro

DJ Turkey Turk and the Fresh Sauce

it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

“The Running Man” is my favorite movie about dancing

Ask yourself: why am I so invested in whether or not Die Hard is a Christmas movie

my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much