A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks.

I really need my heights wuthered

Best part of the Wuthering Heights movie was when Margot Robbie looked at the camera and said “It’s wuthering time” and wuthered all over those guys

All the President’s Jorts

Okay but is she the rule-following skeptic or the sexy misunderstood rebel

Jorts: Ragnarok

The most unhinged Letterboxd accounts are the ones that link to the authors personal website. Imagine following a humor account on Bluesky that posts 200 characters of a joke set up, ending with “click here to read my humor blog!” Insane behavior

the bitching hour (it’s now and all the other hours that i’m awake)

American mainland remake where a trio of young women from Kansas take up farming as a way to defeat the evil in their community. Coming 2027: K-Crop Demon Hunters

Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia

I really enjoyed the two solid weeks of biathlon jokes on here. Sad to imagine four years of Bluesky until the next biathlon joke, but here we are.

IKEA is just LEGO with consequences

*watching The Hunt for Red October* Which one is the subplot?

Charli XCX: The Moment Charli XCX: The Moment Charli XCX: The Moment Heroes in a half shell Charli power

Now is the time to remake the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie “Sudden Death,” but like, gay

REDUX REDUX shows that really good sci-fi isn't necessarily about what details are included. It's about what's left to the imagination. My review @ebertvoices.bsky.social.

Who up who shorts are Oscar nominated

Wondering every day if I have brain damage or if there's just too much shit going on

I'm Doom scrolling (shooting anything that I don't like with a big gun)

I'm currently high af and ready to say something dumb

Are you chortling without my express written consent, bro?

ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test

A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport

Jazzhams!

it's over. I'm done. Columbia House finally found me

Who would have thought it would take curling to expose the dark underbelly of Canadians?

my script for ernest saves democracy was rejected not because it's unrealistic but because it's 4hr 36min long

Who up crimin’ they punishment

My favorite Valentine's Day posts are the ones where the lady is like "god sent you to me" except she broke up homie's original marriage lmao

Some of you mother fuckers act like you've never Returned to Innocence and it shows

You know that scene in every werewolf movie where a dude wakes up confused, naked, and covered in blood next to a deer carcass? I do that with Chinese takeout.

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Okay i’ll bite, what’s a charlie xcx

Man Threads is a centrist dumpster fire right now. Particularly so, that is.

Happy Friday the 13th, folks!

give 👏 knives 👏 to birds 👏

not crazy not unwell but a secret 3am thing

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to rewatch Cool Runnings

Ogrewatch might be a meme, but I'd play the hell out of a Shrek hero shooter.

Anne Hathaway wants us to watch this underrated kaiju movie from 2017, and who are we to deny her?

Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club! You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

AI is worse than garbage. garbage at least you can smell the rot AI ain't shit

Posting porn reviews on Letterboxxxd

The worst kinda person is the one who says they have an item they know you'd LOVE and offer it to you, only to ask for the full retail price when they bring it to you. No ma'am.

Scream 7, The Devil Wears Prada 2, which means Scream will be making the playoffs

GO SEAHAWKS. I am not in Seattle tonight but my dogs just texted to complain about the fireworks.