the No Doubt defense is still a winner

[me] your honor, i am just a girl [judge] ur so right, ur free to go

Ordering a burrito “Estupido Style” and refusing to elaborate

Our SIFF DocFest 2025 Opening Night film is SPACE COWBOY, the high-flying story of Joe Jennings! A pioneer of skydiving cinematography & aerial stunts, Jennings attempts the one stunt that has eluded him throughout his life. Join us for this jaw-dropping doc on Thu, 10/16: siff.info/spacecowboy-bs.

I have a dream that octopuses will find those fighter jets at the bottom of the ocean and we'll see them fly overhead like YEAH MAN

Movie Exec: Okay, you ready? TWO Battles After Another! Paul Thomas Anderson:

In honor of Spinal Tap II, we've raised the price of M&M's to $11.

Okay, so technically there 𝙞𝙨 a convenience store down the road with cheaper snacks. But they’ll never love you like we do.

Wanted to stay indoors today but I want a taco so i guess i’ll… Chance the Rapture 😎

I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.

Paul Blart doing the Akira slide out front of Spencer’s Gifts

At Clover Kiss Cinema, you can drop off your religious literature as long as you stay and watch the movie. It is not our fault those two sweet Mormon boys did NOT care for One Battle After Another.

you don’t have to wait til Halloween to tell you ghost stories I WANT TO HEAR THEM NOW

Our Horrorville t-shirt has returned 🎃 Shop now on our merch shop ➡️ boxd.it/bUY

The biggest tease of all time is Raiders of the Lost Ark making me wish for a death ray that instantly turns all nearby Nazis into liquid fire

just found out there's a Butthole Cut of Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale where they all have realistic CGI buttholes

Strange, the bully is kicking my ass even though I've been telling everyone how much I respect him. Maybe he hasn't heard

In 2026, the Seattle International Film Festival will be celebrating 52 years of the best international and independent films from around the globe! Running in-person May 7-17, 2026, filmmakers are invited to submit now through December 18, 2025. Submit at siff.info/callforentriestw.

if they would just let me produce: a thread

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

“If I can’t fight what I’m facing now, I don’t see a future where I’m stronger.” Add this line from Sakamoto Days (2025) to one of those accidental bangers appearing in something slight.

Noticed "Wednesday" was listed as a "comedy" which honestly hadn't even occurred to me. If anything remotely funny is ever said on the show, 97% of the time it's Jenna Ortega, 2% is Luis Guzman, 1% is Thing.

Democrats who said you were overreacting, when they find out their families are being arrested by ICE:

Not to brag, but our raccoon rolls the very best cigarettes. (We're pretty sure it's not animal abuse as long as he doesn't inhale).

Calling our Conjuring film fest “Conjury Duty.” Sorry not sorry.

Why did Chris Rock stop after "Everybody Hates Chris?" He could have gone on to create: - Enemies - It's Always Rainy in Boston - How I Dumped Your Mother

I always liked the word "aghast" because you can't help but imagine a very uptight British person

please refrain from making any sudden skeeting noises you could startle the mods

is it too late to pokemon go to the polls

Red Dead Recreational Marijuana

poetic justice is just like regular justice except it’s in iambic pentameter

We showed up to work today and Pop said witches had been by to tempt us with potions. Turns out the Red Bull™️ girls had been by to drop off the new Oreo®️ Cookie flavor.

I want to be rich and famous but I don't want to wear a suit.

I don’t want to do a people job. I was meant to perform three well defined tasks and vanish in a cloud of smokeless fire.

Shocktober is almost upon us. What's your favorite scary movie? For us it's any Adam Sandler vehicle.

Downton Abba, is this anything

my love language is ‘acts of waffles’

Hear me out: Paul Blart vs. Predator

We played the Wuthering Heights trailer and there wasn’t a dry seat in the house.

have you taken your meds have you gotten some water have you summoned an ancient evil to scorch the bones of your enemies

hey girl are you bluesky moderation bc you suck at your job and no one likes you

It’s coming back for a season two next year, but “Deadloch” is perfect on a literal and metaphorical level. As a procedural it’s funny and an entraining watch. As a feminist commentary it’s next level. Someone could write a thesis on it.

Aries is a fire sign, which is how you know everyone involved with Tron: Ares is getting fired.

If Dwayne Johnson and Sydney Sweeney both win Oscars this year i will absolutely lose my shit

Is Downton Abbey just Deadwood for white women

Remember the Hot Cheetos movie? Making my own movie about snacks, call it One Fiddle Faddle After Another

Denis Villeneuve’s Great Muppet Caper

applying for jobs again

heavy lies the crown on a brain the size of a peanut