"Vote Blue No Matter Who!" Sorry, we meant, "Vote Blue? No! Matter who!"

Is "not having hair" enough to theme a deck around? Yes.

Liliana the Faultless? Um. No need to clarify. She's never done anything wrong in her entire life.

Spider-man on the phone 5 minutes after fighting Sandman: "why are there so many large trucks carrying sand in the city Zohran? Mmhm. Yeah. Well, can we cover those trailers? No- no, wait, Wait-what do you mean New Yorkers NEED their sand? What are they using this sand for? Ugh... ok. Love you too."

"Hey, do you think you'll try to cast any actors who aren't white?" Well, first I want to clarify that Hobbits are all white and very racist. I know that wasn't your question. I just wanted to add that.

Ope, its that time of year where "the air is poison" is a normal type of weather. Glad this is a pressing issue for everyone.

With a Rotten Tomatoes score this high, its clear Christopher put his whole Oddussy into this one.

Sometimes the best win condition is the friends we made along the way.

I wish they'd reprint Sheoldred the Apocalypse so its not $90.

Tom Cruise is the first actor to need Old Man make-up to play a character younger than he is in real life.

I'm sorry, but if you die and people think its funny, thats a skill issue. Thousands of people die everyday. Nobody laughs. That is a YOU problem. Or it would be. If you weren't dead. Lol. Dumbass.

Evening bump. No plans this Saturday? Check out this video

Im going back to SDCC and all these hot people are playing in the game. I promise shenanigans. The players will probably bring more shenanigans than i was ready for.

If you think you've seen this video already: no you havent. I read the card wrong, so its 5% worse than I thought. Then I added cards that make it 20% better. You do the math.

Microsoft owes you 1500 Skyrims.

Absolute bologna that Hacks can't win every Emmy its nominated for because its nominated multiple times in multiple categories. Change the rules, cowards.

God, there are just so many funny marvel commanders. If you think :oh this is a voltron deck." You're like 10% right. The 90% is wacky shenanigans

This rocks. @philistulok.bsky.social just ranting about how "bigger is better" is shitty and how supply and demand works, how ai is fucking trash, and how workers are being exploited and abused and then tossed into the trash by companies youtu.be/ZbS1i4jD7Cs?...

This video is definitely about Elden Ring and not my excuse to talk about the general death of video games in general.

Counterspells: 5 Removal: 4 Ramp: 3 Copies of Cid Timeless Artificer: 15 Card draw: 2 Someone who is good at the commander please help, my deck is losing

If the rumors about Doomsday are true (Dr. Dooms nemesis in the movie is Steve Rogers, not Reed Richards) im sorry, but thats hilarious. Dr. Doom is not actually that hard to adapt. Just make Marvel Darth Vader. Dead mommy issues. Pure fucking hatred of one guy. Demolishes everyone in a solo fight

Is there any better feeling than building a commander deck, checking EDHREC for card ideas, and finding out NOBODY built the commander like you did?

I found another common commander that goes kinda hard.

The centrist position is now using genetics to create 50 baby clones of Karl Marx and packing the court with them. The leftist position is blending those clones with Lobster DNA so they're immortal.

In less than 24 hours we hit the first goal, so i have to now Come up with another Common to build as your commander. Can we hit the second goal in the next 24 hours?

The charity video is finally live! If you can help us raise some money for St. Jude, ive got some silly incentives based on the thresholds.

Just remembered: when beloved director Rob Reiner was murdered, and Trump immediately tweeted "yeah, it was probably one of my fans, but he shouldn't have been running his mouth." I know too much happens all the time for us to remember anything. But that was REALLY weird right?

Lots of people enjoying this video, its kind of a hit for the channel. If you dont watch this tonight, you won't be able to make references at the watercooler tomorrow.

I know every thumbnail says "this card OP." Or "slept on commander is busted." Folks. This is a 2 mana card that power creeps the WITCH KING OF ANGMAR. as a common.

I pulled him in a draft, go watch the video now

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

I built a commander deck based on some funny man from New York's rhyme about the Knicks. And its pretty good.

Ms. Marvel is Muslim The Thing is Jewish

Grok, can you generate a cartoon of SpongeBob saying "fuck, i cant fucking afford a steam machine, cuh. I gotta breaking bad with Patrick and shit, cuh. And then Squidward cant stop shidding his pants" Yeah. I think its worth it. 😎

Ok, so last video, posted around 9300. I wanted to make it a charity video, but found out I needed 10k on the channel. That was a little sad, since (at my normal growth) that would take a few months. Apparently everyone else agreed that was stupid, because we fixed that in less than 4 days.

Yeah, love the auto thumbnail generator for shorts. Definitely an accurate description of the video.

"But I dont want to turn people into dinosaurs, I want to cure cancer!"

For my D&D&D people (The 3rd D is for Doreen)

PSA for streamers who don't want stupid AI shit forced on their content, you can turn off the new "AI summary" thing that's been popping up in your dashboard under settings.

This is a deck all about pushing your pain threshold. You can get right to the edge, and if you do it right, the win will feel amazing.

All I'm saying is, if it was me and my family at the garden of Gethsemane? It wouldn't have gone down like that.

Bump for the longest video I've ever made. I promise i'm not trying to milk the video length, the average time PER commander is less than a minute. Go check it out if you havent, or if you're going to bed, put it on so I can put you to sleep

It is here. Its 3 hours and 33 minutes. Please give this one a little extra love, we worked so damn hard on it.

Yall, this is the coolest game I've played all year. The controls are tight, the writing is funny but still moving, the art direction is PEAAK, and the soundtrack is just one of the greatest albums I've ever heard. Instantly in my top 10 games of all time, its on sale, please play it.

Tomorrow

I have finished recording my thoughts on every single potential commander from the Marvel cards. Including the commander decks. And Jumpstart. And the welcome decks. And the scene boxes. It will be the longest video I've ever made. So please watch it and leave nice comments when I post it.

Gen V is the best, argue with the wall. Even when using the worst pokemon, its still GOATed.

Accidentally typed Coctor Coom instead of Doctor Doom, and they should make that a villain.