On the Nintendo Eshop, you can buy Hades 1, Hades 2, Hollow Knight and Silksong for $72. Or Mario Kart World for $80. Not saying Mario Kart World is worse than any of those games, but I definitely wouldn't say its better. And there's four of them.

Ramses: Aahhh! The Nile has turned into blood! And this is just the first of ten plagues! Moses: Yes! And tomorrow there will be thousands of frogs! Cool Egyptian who loves frogs: oh hell yeah!

This is a great video for people who like Spider-man and don't hate women

If "comments are good for the algorithm" factors in comment length? This is the most engagement I've ever gotten. People are writing dissertations. And my take was so non-combative, I said "The game is too hard for me, but if you like hard shit, you'll love it. Don't pretend its not hard."

I made a video about a game i wanted to love but hated playing. This is that video.

Obviously the politics are based, but the argent skull gameplay here is top level

Shout out to Chinese restaurants named "Chinese food" with comic sans menus that only offer "combo 1, combo 2, combo 3." Best goddamn food on the planet.

Apparently people are mad about the Spider-man set in Magic the Gathering. Here's my idea to fix it.

YouTube isn't counting views from people with ad blockers. Apple and patreon are fighting, so like 20% of the patreon money is locked in Apple vaults. PayPal keeps increasing the amount it takes out of transfers. And everything is getting overrun with AI slop. Great time to be a creator folks 😎

Injustice 3 dream rosters always have Joker in them, like the dude dying wasn't the SECOND thing that happened in the in game universe. I mean, if Injustice 3 ever happens, Joker will be in it But its stupid, and he shouldn't be in it.

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Paramount buying Warner Brothers would deepen the entertainment oligarchy, cost a ton of people their jobs, and bring us ever closer to the permanent death of the movie industry. But at least Ethan Hunt will finally be in the DCU BABYYYY. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE BATMAN BABYYYYYY

I guess im gonna watch Hacks now

Why does every goddamn anime have to yo-yo between "the hypest shit you've ever seen" and "I've found enigmas never age. Wouldn't you agree?"

"Let's make a video about Spider-man in Dungeons and Dragons" *camera rolls* The internet is trying to radicalize you through misogyny

Ok, so YouTube analytics still aren't being helpful, but at least they're being honest now.

"This is a watershed moment. These leftists have pushed political violence too far, and now we have to engage in a civil wa-" *Touches earpiece* "-What the fuck is a groyper?" *touches earpiece* "-never mind everyone, shut it down, go home."

Truly love it when couples put "Honeymoon Fund" on their registry. I know thats the one you want most, its easy, its fast, people can gift as much as they can afford. Perfection.

Wait, did we just get a final release date for Hades 2...

Maybe you prefer you Trevor Belmont in Dungeons and Dragons? Maybe just watch both videos to know what you like better

I like Commanders that fight things, so this one has fight right on the card. Because Trevor Belmont likes to fight.

Please stop putting multiple currencies in your video games. Its more work for you, and less fun for me.

Just saw Sweeney Todd. Dude seems like a TERRIBLE barber. Sometimes it looked like he was TRYING to cut people.

So hey, idk if im gonna finish Silksong. I'm having a lot more not fun with it than fun.

My favorite Spider-man moment from the comics is when Peter Parker sent me $18,000 on paypal

Lol steam store crashing, idk, i think Silksong might be a hit gamers

No charms? Strange, because I am so charming. Silksong is here, watch this while it downloads

Tried to put Soul Running on an MTG card, ended up making a stupidly strong sacrifice target. If you want to know why Teysa Karlov would be best friends with the Knight from Hollow Knight, check out this video. Or my ao3 page. Probably just this video.

"Wow this card could be so broken" Wrong, because I could fix her

My GF is playing Snake Eater for the first time. She's super into it, and wont take a break until "she gets through the first part that has so many cutscenes." ....

Giuliani joins Dobson in my group of "people who will not be playing Silksong."

Just felt like posting a picture of this handsome man. No other reason.

Its fucked up, but if Wheel of Fortune was guaranteed instead of being a 1 in 4 chance? I wouldn't take it nearly as often.

New video, turns out the most fun you can have in Nightreign is by playing spider-man

Remember how the Beatles went to India, then tried to make a bunch of songs that sounded like Indian music? And they were all dogshit? That's the most British thing they ever did.

Dexter is so funny, the show will be like: "can we get the audience to give a serial killer a moral pass?" But anytime someone smokes weed, the characters are like "thats so illegal, you're clearly going down a dark path"

God the Jojo's Fandom is great. In the video i said "hey, dont love watching Jojos because they over explain their actions." Any other Fandom would have eaten my ass about this (negative). But Jojo fans are like "oh sure, I get that. Its not for everyone, thanks for the video!"

The thumbnail was so good, a studio bought the rights and made a YouTube video

Look at this cool thumbnail, it would be cool if it was a video huh?

My favorite podcast at the moment (I'm not caught up, no spoilers). It's mixes a big silly concept, with much sillier concepts, some metal AF slasher kills, a pathological obsession with world building, regular permanent deaths of major characters, musical numbers, and somehow a TON of heart. 10/10

Maybe I'm up too late, but in the Peacemaker season 2 intro, John Cena flips Jennifer Holland. Jennifer Holland is married to James Gunn. In ITYSL, Tim Robinson is upset about a dancer flipping his wife. In Detroiters, Tim is said to "look like the Penguin" Tim will play the Penguin in the DCU

Sorry if you were in that 20 minute stream, I forgot I hate streaming. Will be working on something to stream tomorrow that I will hate less!

The Oops All Ironeye run is so easy I didn't know how to write about it. So im just gonna yap about how Sam Wilson is getting shafted by the MCU for like 20 minutes instead.

If I had a nickel for every time my negative tag gave me a banana, I'd have 15 cents, and I would still be furious.

Goddamn, this dude got me cheering for a billionaire on main.

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Ok well, guess we're gonna have to stream Hollow Knight today