This is for the venn diagram of people who like Survivor and Elden Ring

I forgot a deck on the path to 32, but I shouldn't have. This one's pretty fantastic, it draws cards, it uses all its mana, and burns your opponents at the same time.

"A serving of meat is about the size of a deck of cards." Well good news, I play commander, and double sleeve everything

I know there hasn't been an arrest, but I just want to say this woman couldn't have possibly been in Kansas City at the time of the event. She showed up to a pickup basketball game at a park in Minneapolis, got a triple double, then bought everyone wings and ice cream.

New Dungeons and Dragons video. Its been awhile because this is a video about long rests, so i thought that would be meta

"We protected you from another spam call!" No, I did that. I saw an unknown number and didn't answer it. You pointed out it was spam after I already didn't answer. Very cool that the FCC 10 years ago sucked shit, so now we all get 6 spam calls a day. At least it still sucks shit now

ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN 38 HOURS

Ogrewatch might be a meme, but I'd play the hell out of a Shrek hero shooter.

brb crying 🥹 it’s been 12 hours. thank you all for supporting ICLM.

This is my Super Bowl Halftime Show. Apparently if you record a video, and show it to people, you can just call it a Super Bowl Halftime Show. This Super Bowl Halftime show is a 5 color commander deck

After that, i'm confused. Why isnt he called Good Bunny? I enjoyed his performance quite a bit. He should consider changing his name.

We only make the most important tierlists

Welcome To Derry is weird. The Kids are great but even though the show is 4 times longer than the movies, I dont feel like I know them. Probably because the adults are really boring. Except Mrs. Hanlon, she's great too. Its like a 6/10, but could have been an 8 if they cut all the military stuff.

If Roxas's munny is transferred from the Data Twilight Town to Sora in the real Twilight Town, that means munny can be generated digitally and retain physical value in Kingdom Hearts. Mickey Mouse is a crypto bro.

You've noticed your games go better when you get your mana rocks out. So why not build a deck with as many mana rocks as possible?

Its not illegal to go on a Target run

Its not a crime to get McDonalds breakfast with a backpack on.

A reminder that our TTRPG charity raffle to support Minnesota Freedom Fund will run until Feb 27 to coincide with the No ICE in Minnesota charity bundle. So far we've raised $1,950! Tickets are $5 each and can be purchased here: tiltify.com/@jesthehuman...

Quick catch up, ICE is still in Minneapolis, Elon is in the Epstein files asking to visit the island, also Epstien was into FNAF and commented on Markiplier videos, OH he directed a movie thats pretty good apparently (Markiplier, not Epstein) the president shit his pants and tomorrow is Monday.

Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday. 📷️: Aaron Lavinsky

"Ranking all the new commanders" has the same syllabic structure as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Amy Klobuchar sucks. I pray that someone else runs in the DFL primary. I know caucuses are coming up VERY soon, but we can't "centrist" our way out of this. Have a pulse, and know that "reaching across the aisle" means our citizens being murdered in the street. I'll volunteer for you.

Former President considered to be a god among liberals: check out this podcast Barbara, 72 year old retired preschool teacher: destroy the engines of oppression and send every one of these pigs to trial for treason

Quintorius costs 4 mana?

Guest @philistulok.bsky.social and his producer Cade put together this Absolutely Canon trailer for….well, a lot of toys smashed together. ….should we make logo t-shirts? Listen to our episode with Tulok at thepoduniverse.com!

I wish him an early retirement and an earlier end to that retirement.

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Lorwyn's 16th best commander makes a lot of worms. But have you considered that a lot of worms might be worth it?

Any democrat who says "ICE just needs body cams/more training" is a fascist. Thats the fascist position. Abolish ICE is the moderate position.

Fucking do anything. We're peacefully protesting as much as we can, you are the FUCKING GOVERNOR.

We hit $1000 for Trans Lifeline in 3 hours!! Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who tuned in and donated! VOD will be up soon and I think the donation link will still be active if you want to chip in!

Thank you soooo much to everyone who stopped by and/or donated tonight--we raised $1000 for Trans Lifeline, a charity which means a lot to me, and I had a total blast doing a bunch of stupid shit. I love my friends and I love you too.

We're going to be live tonight raising money for Trans Lifeline! It will be a mixture of the Classic Universal Monsters and Fast and the Furious. If that sounds insane, you probably should come watch the stream and find out.

New video where I get all greedy and ask a fan game to add more content.

He-Man movie clearly didn't understand what audiences meant when they said "we'd like Jared Leto to become a skeleton"

And join us, @philistulok.bsky.social, @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social, and @antlervel.vet this Friday at 8pm as we raise money for Trans Lifeline by playing a Dark Universe D&D one-shot!

Let’s face it. The Dark Universe always suffered from a twink deficit. Luckily, YouTuber @philistulok.bsky.social is here to fix that with his horrifying new take on the Pied Piper. Listen now on podcatchers everywhere, or watch on YouTube! thepoduniverse.com

Blink and you'll miss it, its a blinking control deck from Lorwyn

We're bringing Fast and Furious energy to the Dark Universe with this D&D one shot charity stream! This Friday at 8PM ET, we'll be raising money for Trans Lifeline on the Tulok the Barbrarian channel! Its gonna be a movie, with Classic Universal Monsters fighting Fast and Furious cars!

This is the only kind of Counter Spell deck I want to run

Its officially live! If you want to hear what a rat themed horror movie would be like from your favorite YouTube funny man, this is where you do it. I took a plane, a bus and a subway to be here and wrote an entire script. Its pretty great, im very proud of it.

TODAY! Jan 17th at 5pm EST we’re doing a charity stream with ChariTTRPGs and this fantastic cast: Thee Champion✊🏾🏳️‍🌈🎮🎲 Jay Africa Greg Aurora Lore Tal Woodblaze Okayest DM Twitch.TV/ZealZaddy

Anyone who follows me has 3 days to catch up on Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe. To be safe, you should probably catch up on the Pod Universe as well. (The pitch is 95% standalone and can be your first episode, but if you like it, go back and listen to the other episodes. Its fantastic)

Yall, I did a whole run with St. Trina's dookie sword to get background footage for this. Please support it, I suffered greatly

I hope everyone learned the very important lesson that calling the president a pedophile DOES NOT pay... ... less than half a million dollars. Get out there and call your local president a pedophile

Hey @jesthehuman.itch.io put together this raffle for the Minnesota Freedom Fund. As a Minnesotan and human being, I want ICE to fuck off, and the Minnesota Freedom Fund helps cover bail for the people ICE is arresting. So hop in the raffle, support a good cause, and maybe I'll be your DM!

This commander let's you fastball special your creatures, and God I am so excited for Lorwyn

Watching Reign of Fire for the first time in decades. This movie is dying to be adapted into yaoi fanfic.

Just got that wonderful text from a friend: "Hey would you teach me how to play magic the gathering?"

Pokepath tower defense completely dominated my life for like 2 weeks. Here's my favorite pokemon!