Barbarian: I ate all your steroids, and I just feel exhausted. Artificer: I dont have any steroids. What did the bottle say? Barbarian: Melatonin Artificer: thats for sleep! why did you think they were steroids? Barbarian: they said extra strength *dies*

Just won a commander game by copying Moogle Valor to make 40 Moogles. Hasted them with Fire Crystal. Started the turn at 29 life. Which means after the lifelink, I ended at 69 life. This is the best victory I will ever achieve. I may retire.

(I think) We have seen all the potential commanders from the new Strixhaven set! So naturally, I had to put them all in a tierlist to let you know which ones are worth your time, and which ones are gonna take some work.

To be fair, he said "no new wars" not "no new drafts"

Imagine trying to beat Pokemon, but you can only use pokemon the Gym Leaders are super effective against. Like Butterfree for Brock or THREE Ground/Rock types for Erica.

Is your deck as aggro as it could be? If its Tahngarth, it might be!

To clarify: a comment saying "boy id love to see Blaze the Cat" is not spam. A comment every video saying: "you're a fucking pussy for not building Blaze the Cat yet" is spam.

Congrats to this asshole who decided it will be another 5 years without a Kirby build

Frodo: oh my god, Rivendell! My uncle talked about it constantly. Gimli: did he ever talk about Gloin? Frodo: I think he said they had dinner once? Gimli: it was actually around 400 times. Because they traveled together for more than a year. He spent ONE WEEKEND IN RIVENDELL

As Mayor of Metropolis, I'm asking the Daily Planet to NOT reinstall the giant globe on top of their building. When the city wasn't dealing with Braniac attacks every 2 week, this was fine. Now, its a giant wrecking ball that will almost always come careening down during one of our many disasters.

Is it a spoiler if I say "the advertisements are misleading because Rosalina is only in this shit for like 2 minutes"? I feel like the "spoiling" here is the movie that doesn't have any Rosalina in it.

Just realized all the podcast bros saying "men used to go to war" are now in the presidents cabinet. Making men go to war. Not them though. They're tough. Podcasting is basically Spartan military training.

The FNAF movies are interesting in that they rely on a dramatic irony that the audience knows things from the lore of the games. They dont really have any tension without that. Its not good. But it is interesting.

This is happening on Sunday! 🌹

Thunderdrum Soloist is LOUD in all the right ways 🎶 One of my official Secrets of Strixhaven preview cards, full reveal video is live on my page 👀 Follow me I'll be posting the other card soon! @magic.wizards.com #mtgstrixhaven #mtgambassador #magiccard #mtgspoilers #mtgaddict

OK, Strixhaven spoilers got me acting up. The UB sets might not be everyone's cup of tea, but the in universe sets are crushing it.

Sometimes a meme deck becomes a dream deck.

I got bit by a spider, and now I have the strength of a spider. If you didn't know, a spider can lift 1000 times its own weight. So I can also lift 1000 times the weight of one spider.

Rewatching Psych to scratch that procedural crime show itch while not being copaganda. Then I realize Gus was a contributor to the opiod crisis as a pharma salesman. 😢

Mox cards belong in the peanut butter

Guys, I dont actually think billionaires are smarter. This is a joke.

Y'all aren't ready for this D&D charity stream of The Ratchelor with @philistulok.bsky.social @thecandacemarie.bsky.social @dmsteve.bsky.social @improvandrpg.bsky.social @4evergmjustin.bsky.social @philistulok.bsky.social @juliciel.bsky.social @thecandacemarie.bsky.social and me April 5 🌹 12 PDT

Billionaires made a billion dollars by being smarter than everyone else. Which is why its fine if we just take all of their money and build a social safety net. They can get the billions back super fast (because they're geniuses) and then we start the cycle over again.

I've always considered myself a Star Wars fan. But I'm now realizing that I've maybe seen 30% of Star Wars that currently exists

I'm extra glad OpenAI is shutting down Sora, because they had a contract with Disney. Which means I saw "Disney" and "Sora" in a headline that had nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts. Also, its good for it to die for 1000 other reasons. But selfishly, I care about Kingdom Hearts most

Angelina just reminded us why she won DvG #survivor

Playing that hot new Pokémon game, and only using the WORST Pokémon possible

The Balrog is the most underrated Lord of the Rings commander. This deck is incredibly fun, even if it screams "i am the villain" at everyone else at the table. Sometimes, its fun to be a monster.

Saving this one in the quotes for the day it happens.

If you've never heard of Skate Story you NEED to watch this video. Then play the game. Its honestly one of the coolest games I've ever played.

8 Mile is a great movie to watch a 1.5x speed. He gets even better at rapping.

Omg, why are these people talking so much? Its interrupting my Zac Brown concert #survivor50

I am officially booked for MagicCon Vegas! If you are a content creator going to MagicCon and want a free card ($25 or less), let me know! You'll just have to play a little game first...

Sometimes playing hard is hard, so let's play something really simple

New video for the sickos, today we're pairing Bloomburrow with a delicious liquid.

Hey, new video about a game most people in my chat didn't even realize existed. Its really good, so check out the game and video

I'm not really into Star Trek. But if they made a Galaxy Quest Universes Beyond set, and just invented Canon for it? 10/10 I'd buy a collector box

Don't dip your MTG cards in vinegar, its stinky

Apparently I mispronounced fictional place "Avernus" because i thought it rhymes with Cavernous. At least I didn't say "Decessant into Avernus" a real thing i heard at a pub game multiple times

Descend into madness by playing Burn and Group Hug at the same time.

Stolen valor. You shouldn't be allowed to wear shoes like this if you havent stopped Xehanort from using Kingdom Hearts

"Alright team, seems like our funny beaver movie is a hit! Nobody screw it up by saying anything stupid! Now I'm gonna go call a bunch of reporters and tell them we dont like gay people."

I dug through the trenches to find this underrated Green commander. Also, I'm sick, so you have to watch this video or I'll probably die.

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I love a lot of color combinations, but Gruul is the only one that loves me back

I played through Resident Evil 9! This is for everyone who wants to know what Leon is up to but doesn't have 70 bucks laying around.

Ok, so people really not getting it: In a teaser trailer, holding stuff back can be a good idea. But only if the stuff you're holding back is a "mystery" to tease. A GREEN LANTERN using their GL POWERS in a GL show, set in a universe we've seen GL POWERS isn't a mystery.

The chocolate looks like poop

Ok, I'm not an expert in Green Lantern stuff. But isn't he like a space guy? Doesn't his magic ring make green light magic stuff happen? Aren't there colors? There are aliens and spaceships right?