Reminder everyone, its COMMANDER night at your local game store. Not COMMANDO night. Put some undies on.

Mega Chimecho better be getting Special Huge Power, because otherwise JUST GIVE IT AN EVOLUTION.

Fools: House is a Sherlock riff because House is a Holmes and Wilson sounds similar to Wattson Geniuses: House is a Popeye riff, and Vicodin is spinach

"No Matter Who" does a lot better when they dont suck shit, huh?

*Sadly closes my box of custom T-shirts with a huge dripping hog wrapped in flaming Ghost Rider chains embroidered on them for my Rap-Metal band Dick Chainy* Now it just feels like its in poor taste 😢

New tierlist with a new IMPROVED term for my favorite build in the game

Under capitalism, loyalty is for YOU. Not them. Loyal to your insurance? Pay more. Loyal to your employer? Get paid less. Loyal to your apartment? Rent is going up. Only way to get ahead is jumping ship to someone who wants to exploit you a little less, so THEY can exploit you instead.

Update on the CAR SAGA: I was getting FLEECED by my insurance. I know every car insurance commercial is like "hey call around check rates against what you have." I am BUSY. I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT. Folks, make some time for that. I'm gonna get better coverage and save 100 bucks a month.

I know the economy is going great when YouTube shorts shows me "Hot Pocket home recipe tutorial" "Coca cola home recipe tutorial" and "which Kids Meal is the best value for an adult" back to back. We're all fine here.

My favorite god got his own tier list. Neat.

Zoinks! Its a new secret lair that does not exist!

After recognizing the success of the 2D animated Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man, we have an exciting announcement: Tim Burton will be directing a live action YuYu Hakusho movie, with Jared Leto as Yusuke and The Rock as Kuwabara.

Legendary boons should be the best of the best. But I only want the BEST of the best of the best, and the rest? They can rest. Here we put those best to the test.

Super messed up that billionaires aren't using their money to make Spooky Island from Scooby Doo real.

Here's the story of one of my favorite D&D characters I've ever played. It was for a one-shot, but i would still put this boi in my top 3.

The new bracket system is good, but I have a better one: Bracket 1: No sleeves Bracket 2: Commander in a sleeve Bracket 3: whole deck sleeved Bracket 4: whole deck double sleeved Bracket 5: whole deck graded 8 or higher and cased

Apparently it just retweets Dungeons and Dragons stuff, but it has a Blue Check. Which is just so funny since it literally is NOT me and I never had a blue check when it WAS me.

I have bad taste. Like, I can tell when something has artistic merit. But Freddy Vs. Jason is probably my favorite movie. And Batman and Robin is my favorite batman movie. Its not even close.

Protip if you're ever on hold and its taking awhile: Just make sure you have to take an embarrassingly loud shit. Like, shaking the apartment level. They'll pick up as soon as your pants drop down.

Finally, someone is testing the power of divorce.

Apparently after I deactivated my Twitter account, someone else grabbed my old username and started posting. Great site youre running over there.

New video time, build an engine, and win!

Hades 2 is so good, none of the tierlists have had anything below C. This one might have needed SUPER S. Because Hades 2 has my favorite boss fight of all time.

Sometimes you might have a silly idea for Hades 2, but you dont know if its good. Im here to find out which silly builds are good, and which silly builds are terrible.

Enlarge/reduce should affect your intelligence stat in D&D. Think about it, your brain gets bigger or smaller. That's science.

They should do a Survivor season on the beach that makes you old

I just want all movie studios to know, I AM willing to take 10 million dollars to be in your movie. Will I bring a ton of people into movie theaters? Probably not. But I will NOT actively prevent people from seeing a movie, so I'm a step up from Jared Leto.

There are 1000 problems in the world. But I would drop everything and campaign full time for any politician pitching: "We're going to build public restrooms in cities so people can take a piss when they need to."

I am giving you all GOLD and it is not being valued.

"New Pokemon games revealed in Gamefreak Leak" ok, is Petey Pablo one of the legendaries?

I had so much fun thinking about Zagreus in Magic the Gathering, I just had to think about six more cards that are not real

YouTube analytics are like: "This video is performing well.because we ACTUALLY showed it to people this time. Try to do that again next time!"

Everyone, I posted my opinions again, go tell me how correct I am about these Hades 2 gods.

Megaera: Had to punish Oedipus today. What can you even do to a guy like that? Zagreus: I can't imagine. Luckily, I don't have anything like that. You're nothing like my mother. Megaera: Yeah, if anything, I'm like your father. Zag: ... Megaera: I'll see if there's any therapists in Elysium.

There are so many Hexes in Hades 2, but which ones are worth your time?

Thomas Hatin Church Is this anything?

New video, helping you turn your Four Elements Monk into a playable character.

Welp. Car is totalled. Insurance is paying me less than I owe on the car. Meaning I have 3 months of payments on a car that I can no longer drive. Rock n roll

I did some theory crafting as to what the Scary Lady from Elden Ring would look like in Magic the Gathering. Spoilers: she's scary

If you care about spoilers, you have to avoid social media. Or consume whatever you're worried about being spoiled relatively quickly. People want to talk about the things they enjoy on social media, its going to happen. Spoilers: you should have figured this out 10 years ago.

Look, we beat Chronos in 7 runs and i was pretty proud of that. BUT WE CAN DO BETTER. Watch as we try to go faster!

"Aang should have killed Ozai" "Steven should have killed White Diamond" Yeah brother, SpongeBob should murder Squidward too, I love cartoons.

Anime fans: why do people act like anime is so creepy? "Slime Girl High School" just has really good art, and deep characters.

So many Universes Beyond are getting announced at Magiccon. Here's one that wasnt: its Hades!

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Hades 2 is out and so is this video!

Love the Hades community. There is so little "Git gud". Its all replaced with "hey, this is hard, turn on God Mode to get comfortable with it, and you'll figure it out champ 😊"

This is a great point. 300/25= 12 12x2 (even though there are four games in the first post, they came from 2 teams) =24 8 years of development since MK8 Deluxe, similar to the 7 years between Hollow Knight and Silksong. They should have made 24 fantastic games and charged under $30 for each.

Bank processing deposits in your account: well, we're only open Monday-Friday, but also not before Noon, or after 5PM, and the manager is sick, we're only a multi-billion dollar entity, what can we do? Bank processing bills being taken out of your account:

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