@mattgelb.bsky.social FELIX

i'm consulting with spiritual leaders & a dark orb, but I believe that was the most normal Sixers win in franchise history

catching Sixers Playoff Fever by breaking my nose at pickup 👍👍

The USPS can't "run out of money," the sole question is the people in charge of the federal government believe delivering mail is worth funding the same way they already fund armed kidnapping gangs, concentration camps, and blowing up girls' schools.

Lucy pulling the football, bashing in Charlie's orbital bone, then dragging the football through Charlie's insides

there is no justifiable reason for the Sixers to exist

i am joining Geno Auriemma's war on Dawn Staley on the side of Dawn Staley

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

as rude as anyone has ever been to Trendon Watford

$11.3 billion could cover any of the following for a full year: -1.4 million people on Medicaid -19 million kids getting free school lunches -1.4 million people getting affordable housing -1.1 million hungry seniors fed -0.8 million children given free child care

the bottom falls out quicker for the Sixers than a PROP ASS

Sixers doing a But It Might Work For Us about The Lord

Nick Nurse, palms up to the heavens, mouth wide open in disbelief, 2019 Raptors roster in his pocket, guitar in his pants: “no”

maybe giving up wide open shots by design…… is…………… bad

Fly The Process Clause is that if they play like this in front of me I get to fire whoever I want

if the Sixers lose on Fly The Process to a team starting DeAndre Jordan in 2026, we are going to start Flying The Process To The Movies

Cam Payne slips neatly into the McCain role (matchup-dependent guard with 3pt juice & fan service effort), Jabari earns his roster spot, and Tyrese Martin is a connector wing I've always liked, competent, winning player. A solid post-deadline for a non-tax team content to lose in the first round. 👍

@briancgrubb.bsky.social this feels like one for the Brian Files: Vanderbilt men’s basketball has a 6’5 freshman named Chandler Bing who claims to have never watched Friends

Hundreds of millions spent on human misery

"Nithya Raman, who has been compared to Mayor Zohran Mamdani of New York, presents a significant challenge to the incumbent, Mayor Karen Bass." NYT gets the scoop

the 2026 Trade Deadline Ricky, where the Sixers flicked us in the balls to duck the tax and traded Jared McCain because they don't think he's good www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/020526

Charlie Brown, nose to the bathroom mirror, fogging it up with his hot breathy tears, calling himself a fucking idiot

Daryl/Elton/Nurse are the same guys who took McCain 16th, watched him blow up to be ROY favorite, didn't trade him in the offseason, then a few lost months as he works his way back and they boot him for a late 1st? I'm lacing up my Charlie Brown kicking cleats and saying there's more to come.

look I'm just a guy who wants to grab Josh Harris by the ankles and shake a few billion out of his pockets & his unpleasant mouth, but trading Jared McCain is not the move you make for the sole purpose of ducking the tax -- there has to be some move they are stacking 1st round picks to go in on

first reaction is: -sad -unnecessary Sell Low -this is a precursor to a larger deal

ChatGPT is Trump’s biggest donor and is used by ICE. If you don’t like Trump or ICE, you should quit ChatGPT.

Just in: An Unrivaled spokesperson tells me that its Philadelphia doubleheader delivered $2 million in revenue to the league, including over $1 million in ticket revenue and $400,000 in merchandise sales at the arena.

an instant classic of the Battered Fan genre from Mr. 20K himself, @augetoffmygold.bsky.social www.rightstorickysanchez.com/p/like-come-on

I am brokebrained/galaxybrained/sixersbrained enough that on the scale of Something Must Befall The Sixers (commonly known as Markelle's Paradox), the PG suspension has real potential positive ramifications that I am just going to cling to and I don't have any integrity left to feel bad about that

the Gotta Be Some Shit Going On In Philly light was glowing bright red in the league office

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

Devastated to be seeing the news about Dan McQuade's passing. He was a great writer and great person, the best and most Philly person I've ever known. I was lucky to have read his work and to have been able to call him a friend. Love you @dhm.bsky.social, what a void you'll leave behind.

i can’t get over how stupid these dudes are. a secret paramilitary force made up of the dumbest guys you’ve ever met

@spikeeskin.bsky.social hedge now. hedge right now.

This moment in history provides us with incontrovertible evidence that all the conservatives who claim to be extremely devoted to freedom of speech and the right to bear arms, and opposed to the encroachment of tyranny, are completely and totally full of shit. It's all white supremacy and greed.

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

I refuse to accept anything other than the resignation and immediate retirement of all of these fucking corporate candy-ass Democratic cowards. They’ve lost the right to do anything but get out of the way and live in disgrace for the rest of their days.

The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”

"the federal govt has intentionally rid itself of the capacity to do anything but make things worse; it has quite literally traded scientists & civil servants for this expansion team from the waiver-wire flotsam of the violence worker community" - @davidjroth.bsky.social defector.com/fascists-are...

letting Ranger Suarez leave your organization is like the Luka trade if Luka was the coolest person alive

going from Harden and Tobias tepidly bending with the hip flexibility of Doc Rivers in suit pants to this. I’m singing church hymns about this

I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets

masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.

FROM THE OFFICE OF MIKE LEVIN WHO WAS AT WORK DURING THAT GAME: “I am not going to watch that game.”

basically I don't know how to deal with Maxey & Edgecombe being this good, on both ends, with high motors & intangibles, and nary a debilitating shooting syndrome or personality disorder to be found I'm just supposed to enjoy this?????????????????

a sad but direct correlation between how bad the world has to be in order for the Sixers to be good