for those looking for a Philadelphia angle to Knicks/Spurs, here’s a pretty wild stat: there are no Sixers playing in the Finals

chet holmgren YOU are a sixer

sadly adding Governor Kathy Hochul to the list of failed Embiid backups one spot above Greg Monroe

wildly the Sixers hired an SB Nation blogger from Ridiculous Upside and it wasn’t me

Daryl gets the main heat for “we’re confident we sold high” but the more annoying culprit to me is Nurse, who couldn’t find minutes in his 6-man rotation for McCain and is also still here

This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community. Yesterday I called for EPA and Congressional investigations into the impact of data center construction on local drinking water supplies. We cannot take water for granted.

leaving the Sixers is ultimately the healthiest thing a person can do, so I wish Jared McCain & Daryl Morey the best and hope to leave them myself someday

what do you call it when the president steals an unfathomable amount of wealth from the treasury and then declares it illegal to investigate him

JUST TELL ME THE FUCKING POST OFFICE HOURS JESUS CHRIST

The pained, smug smiles need to be wiped off these dudes’ faces and getting booed/jeered publicly is an excellent start.

it has always been obvious that Bball Paul would be good, they named the sport after him

missing the 3rd day of the NFL draft for therapy ass answer

this guy oozes juice. He looks ready to take on the world and inspire

and drivers stop on green all the time, that's their choice

I do think if they called it Luxury Seating or Non-Broke Threshold instead of Luxury Tax, Josh Harris would be more likely to pay it

the Daryl Fired pod, where it’s perpetual tax-ducking season and there’s always someone else for Handshake Expert Josh Harris to blame www.youtube.com/live/011UYbX...

Really interested to see how the Sixers fill their front office vacancy, and how high "new lead exec must be willing to appear on @rtrspodcast.bsky.social at least once a year for @michaellevin.bsky.social to berate him about backup centers" lands on the list of priorities

the Sixers should never be televised again. they should be like a speakeasy. you have to walk through a barbershop to get to them, and even then you're like decades late from thinking they're cool

really close to getting myself fired, arrested, involuntarily committed, and murdered for the things I've almost posted about this Sixers/Knicks game. happy mothers day

gotta wonder if breaking the shit out of my remote because the Knicks are shooting 9-10 from three isn't having the effect I'm hoping for

I'm watching this instead of Sixers-Knicks Game 4

time for the Dickensian orphan Sixers to ruin another Mothers Day

me and @augetoffmygold.bsky.social on Sixers/Knicks Game 3, where when you pick your poison, you’re still choking to death youtube.com/live/8SyaNIV...

it's halftime of a do-or-die Game 3 and Tyrese Maxey has not attempted a three. Relatedly, he hasn't made one either. Not a math guy but that seems important.

the Knicks are hitting really tough shots, but on the rare occasion they miss, the Sixers wheel in a big sofa to have a nice sit while the Knicks get the rebound and score

back to back Maxey lobs to VJ is the most I've ever directly been pandered to

When my sister as a baby would get upset at my dad, she’d hold her breath until she passed out — nearly dying to prove a point. So that’s what it feels like for sixers fans to watch Jared McCain.

all season, when Embiid sits and Maxey gets doubled 35 feet from the basket, the Sixers have not humiliated other teams for leaving themselves so exposed in a 4-on-3. now, finally, Nick Nurse has them executing, 2 straight corner 3s out of that situation. I'm pleased!

honestly Flagrant 1's shouldn't exist. It's either an egregious dirty play and an ejection, or it's a hard foul. refs and the league office desperately need to grow up.

it's not a playoff series until the Sixers lose by 30+

we did a pretty bad, mostly nonsensical @rtrspodcast.bsky.social after the Sixers (the SIXERS) beat the Celtics (the BASTARDS) in a game 7. do catharsis with us: www.youtube.com/live/jY5F1YA...

we have beaten the motherfuckers

even Guest Referee Shane McMahon fully in the bag for the Celtics would've called that pushoff on Jaylen Brown

Sixers have 12 minutes to justify every decision I've ever made

Embiid doing this -- calmly getting to his unguardable spots, making the right reads to teammates when slasher film double teams come running at him, summoning all the rim protection juice he has left -- in a G7 in Boston a few weeks after emergency surgery. I'm proud of and in love with our guy.

I was weirdly calm as the Sixers let the Celtics back into it. Hard to say if that's a sign of maturity or when you get shot in the head and feel fine for a few seconds until you realize your eye is in your hand

feel like I'm going insane watching how good the Sixers are playing. do not medicate me

seizing the vibes back from Joe Mazzulla’s Madman Theory Starting Lineup by showing Moose the Mike Muscala shot

a sudden powerful, ancestral, gothic bad feeling has overtaken me

*laying flat on the floor after being retraumatized by the RJ Barrett shot on the same rim as the Kawhi witch shot* “maybe it’s a good omen”

maybe the 2nd time in my life i’ve listened to a Bill Simmons podcast. I am yeehawing. I will be unrecognizable if the Sixers win Game 7

thinking about The Sequence (Embiid behind the back to Oubre cutting baseline for a dunk, Embiid/Oubre block Jaylen Brown at the rim, Maxey runout to PG, behind the back to VJ for a dunk)

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE IN SIXERS UNIFORMS

okay. the Sixers team that has played the last 3 quarters of basketball does not look like any Sixers team I have ever seen in my life (COMPLIMENTARY, ONLY COMPLIMENT I'VE EVER GIVEN THEM)

Boston has been pushing off all series and I'm proud to say the Sixers are now doing wrestling sells on them that would make Kurt Angle blush

new backup center please

not to edgelord myself but I am thus far loving how Nick Nurse is coaching this game

Sixers playing their nuts off on defense (unlike them) Sixers generating great offense, getting excellent looks (unlike them) Sixers missing those shots (there's my guysssss)

ALL OF A SUDDEN THE SIXERS LOOK LIKE A BASKETBALL TEAM